Warbler

Originally posted by: Yoda Is Your Father
I'm also going to propose to the boss that he gives you a $0.04 a week payrise.

A pay raise? A pay raise!?! Let me get this straight you want me to give Ric a pay raise for wasting company funds and breaking the restroom window and escaping? I think not.

Ric, surly there must be a more afortable HR system. I'll give you that raise if and when you find one. I want to see the account books asap. I want every transaction accounted for. I will make sure you are not helping your self to company funds. Oh, you're on probation until further notice.



let him go Ricardo, I think he's too far gone for a shrink to help him now.

Originally posted by: ricardo
sorry. ever since the brick in the head, robot ninjas come out looking like Gadget Model 3K3i. Plus I had to put Warbler., Inc's line of credit down on these designs, so these are the three cheapest. anything more would have to be paid in advance, out of the CEO's pocket, so pick now before he comes back in the room!!

Originally posted by: starkiller
Thought I'd share this little diddy I saw at a Packers-related Message Board:

Come sit right back and you will hear
A tale of a fateful trip
that started from a small lake town
abroad two tiny ships
The mates were a bunch of pole dancers
but the waitstaff was too pure
The Vikings team set sail that day
For a three hour tour, a three hour tour.
the action started getting hot
the dancers strutted their stuff
If not for the prudes in the fearless crew
there wouldn't have been such a huff
the boats turned around and went back home
the authorities came aboard
but fear not friend, cause all not lost
the Vikings finally scored.


LOL!!!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!



RIGHT NOW THE SPORTSCASTERS ARE SAYING THAT THE NFC EAST IS THE TOUGHEST DIVISION RIGHT NOW.

Originally posted by: Bossk

And I agree with almost everyone here that Instant Replay in the MLB would be a bad thing because it would make the game take that much longer than it already does. I hate sitting through the IR challenges in the NFL. They take friggin' forever.

Originally posted by: Han Solo VS Indiana Jones


Say Warbler, who is that in your avatar?

that is William Daniels play John Adams from the movie 1776. It one of my favorite movies And John Adams is one of my favorite characters in it. I watch it every 4th of July.

Originally posted by: zion
Then they'll take the Eagles down at home.

Originally posted by: PSYCHO_DAYV


HEY, WARBLER !!! REMEMBER WHEN YOU AND I WERE IN THAT POSTING RACE ??? WELL, HOW DID MY DUST TASTE ???

Originally posted by: ricarleite
You can torture me as much as I want, and still I won't say anything.

Okay you may stop now, that hurted.

Originally posted by: ricarleite
Okay, okay, I'll talk, I'll talk. I bought the HR system that was made from sick dying orfans, and they needed the money because their home is being demolished to build a mall and they had no where to go, so they needed the 1.3 million dollars. And they were all alone since all the doctors and care takers who took care of them left because Patch Adams showed up with a better job offer... So I ran away, because I needed to go on check on them, and give them their medicine... and tell them stories in bed, and make their dinner, and burn the corpses of those kids who died while I was gone... so c'mon YOU say no to these children!

* Shows a picture of all the chilren, with teary eyes, written "Pweeeaseee Mistah Warbwer..." *