The Star Wars Purist

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Every lightsaber duel in the saga is accompanied by a crappy recorder rendition of Duel of the Fates, thus removing any impact the theme would have had.

Added:
UHF (1989), DVD
Monty Python’s Flying Circus DVD set 2, 2-disc DVD box set

Upgraded:
Attack of the Clones (2002), from full-screen DVD to widescreen DVD
Spaceballs (1988), from double-sided DVD to 2-disc collector’s edition

ANH: Star Wars/New Hope (depending on the version)

ESB: Empire

ROTJ: Jedi

The rest, I just go with either the full subtitle (The Phantom Menace, Revenge of the Sith, etc.) or the episode number.

I’m definitely going to one of the 40th anniversary screenings, at this point, I really don’t care which version it is, just as long as it’s Return of the Jedi.

Added:
Monty Python’s The Meaning of Life (1983), DVD

not bad!

The only one coming to mind is Adywan.

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I made this on a whim a couple days ago, it came out pretty good.

I took a couple of liberties with the layout, most evident on the back cover, but it’s buy-and-large the same format as the 2004 Star Wars DVDs.

Note: I don’t remember who did the art I used on the front.

Other note: There are two versions included, one for looking and one for printing, the printing one is the more washed-out one. (there’s also a poster version for Plex or something if you want) (and a little extra surprise)

Yet another note: The bonus features correlate to the 2000 double-sided DVD, feel free to tamper with it if you have a different version.

https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fo/9rv63q0cmtvvaa2bv4tu2/h?dl=0&rlkey=d0xeh971bssdtpylc0tr2lftg

Added:

Violent Night (2022), Blu-Ray/DVD combo

Super Mario Bros. (1993)
I used to hate it, but now, I actually kinda like it.

It would be cool if Timothy Dalton did a third Bond movie.

Anakin Starkiller said:

Then you haven’t really watched it, have you?

Anyway, I just watched The Incredibles. Perfect movie.

I’ve seen it all the way through numerous times before.

Anakin Starkiller said:

What’s the point of just posting the movie title if you’re not gonna comment on it?

I watched late at night, only got about halfway through before dozing off.

For Your Eyes Only (1981)

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Manos: The Hands of Fate on MST3K.

MST3K

Highlander 2 is one of the most skippable movies in any franchise.

fmalover said:

The Star Wars Purist said:

Diamonds Are Forever (1971)
Not good when you try to take it seriously, but it’s a fun, lazy afternoon kind of Bond movie.

If I had to do a ranking of all James Bond movies, Diamonds Are Forever would be at the very bottom.

That would have to go to Quantum of Solace for me.
It doesn’t really feel like a Bond movie, just a generic 2000’s action movie, to me.

Added:
Honest Thief (2020), DVD

Upgraded:
Diamonds Are Forever (1971, BD)
The Matrix (1999, BD)

Diamonds Are Forever (1971)
Not good when you try to take it seriously, but it’s a fun, lazy afternoon kind of Bond movie.

Have in-world host segments at random intervals throughout the series, a la MST3K.

Also, have it hosted by a random side character that maybe appears for 10 sec. in one movie.