The Star Wars Purist

The only one coming to mind is Adywan.

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I made this on a whim a couple days ago, it came out pretty good.

I took a couple of liberties with the layout, most evident on the back cover, but it’s buy-and-large the same format as the 2004 Star Wars DVDs.

Note: I don’t remember who did the art I used on the front.

Other note: There are two versions included, one for looking and one for printing, the printing one is the more washed-out one. (there’s also a poster version for Plex or something if you want) (and a little extra surprise)

Yet another note: The bonus features correlate to the 2000 double-sided DVD, feel free to tamper with it if you have a different version.

https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fo/9rv63q0cmtvvaa2bv4tu2/h?dl=0&rlkey=d0xeh971bssdtpylc0tr2lftg

Added:

Violent Night (2022), Blu-Ray/DVD combo

Super Mario Bros. (1993)
I used to hate it, but now, I actually kinda like it.

It would be cool if Timothy Dalton did a third Bond movie.

Anakin Starkiller said:

Then you haven’t really watched it, have you?

Anyway, I just watched The Incredibles. Perfect movie.

I’ve seen it all the way through numerous times before.

Anakin Starkiller said:

What’s the point of just posting the movie title if you’re not gonna comment on it?

I watched late at night, only got about halfway through before dozing off.

For Your Eyes Only (1981)

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Manos: The Hands of Fate on MST3K.

MST3K

Highlander 2 is one of the most skippable movies in any franchise.

fmalover said:

The Star Wars Purist said:

Diamonds Are Forever (1971)
Not good when you try to take it seriously, but it’s a fun, lazy afternoon kind of Bond movie.

If I had to do a ranking of all James Bond movies, Diamonds Are Forever would be at the very bottom.

That would have to go to Quantum of Solace for me.
It doesn’t really feel like a Bond movie, just a generic 2000’s action movie, to me.

Added:
Honest Thief (2020), DVD

Upgraded:
Diamonds Are Forever (1971, BD)
The Matrix (1999, BD)

Diamonds Are Forever (1971)
Not good when you try to take it seriously, but it’s a fun, lazy afternoon kind of Bond movie.

Have in-world host segments at random intervals throughout the series, a la MST3K.

Also, have it hosted by a random side character that maybe appears for 10 sec. in one movie.

Die Another Day by Madonna, a very rare pick for me.

1993 was 30 years ago…

I still catch myself saying 20 years ago.

40’s/50’s themed edits of some of the big slasher flicks of the '80s.

A handful of them would genuinely benefit from it.

5006+1

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a bratwurst sounds good right about now.

I think Back to the Future Part III is the best western I’ve seen.

So, I decided to script a remake of Manos: The Hands of Fate.

The idea is to take the basic framework of the original and build something new out of it. (in other words, to build something on it at all.)

So far, I’m still working on the major plot beats and themes, I’m using most of the original characters, and the location of El Paso’s outskirts. Other than that, it’s a whole new thing.

I’m going to have the “hotel” be more of an actual hotel, with more than one employee including (good ol’ Torgo), and all the Manos cult stuff now happens in the basement of the hotel. The ending (so far) will have The Master winding up getting on Manos’s bad side and being killed as a result, thus giving the movie a much lighter ending than the original.

I also want to add some more suspense and even a mild amount of backstory to The Master and the Manos cult, perhaps something along the lines of The Master abusing his power, etc., etc.

The thing is, I kinda suck at writing scripts like this, so if anyone can give me some tips, they would be much appreciated.

I’ll update you on stuff as it comes up/gets written.