Superweapon VII

Not every film can be Red Zone Cuba.

Mara is too good for the new canon. Too good for the old canon, too, to be frank.

poppasketti said:

Can’t tell if Superweapon VII is being sarcastic, I’m guessing so?

Absolutely.

I recognize tokenism as a problem in Hollywood, but the rank toxicity spewed by the anti-SJWs is not a justified resposnse.

erichf69 said:

Emre1601 said:

Maybe an animated series of the entire Star Wars saga would be more interesting. To see classic events from the original films told from a different point of view, maybe from different characters too. With the goal of a 9 film series being written a lot more coherently.

This. Exactly This. I have always thought a traditional anime style retelling of the entire star wars saga would be fantastic. It would have to be done traditionally though, none of this CGI fake anime style. I would love the style of art to be similar to something along the lines of Neon Genesis Evangelion or Akira.

I don’t have a problem with anime, but I’d prefer a more western style. Something harkening back to '80s/'90s Saturday morning cartoons.

Frickin’ blacks, feminists, and queers. They all need to go back to Africa, the kitchen, and the closet. Tolkien is for the white, super-straight ubermensch. Cleanse Hollywood of degenerate art. Deus vult.

timdiggerm said:

fmalover said:

I remember reading reading in the official Star Wars database, before the Disney takeover, that Mace and Qui-Gon didn’t see eye to eye.

That makes sense, as Liam Neeson is 2 inches taller than Samuel L Jackson

Perhaps not a jerk, per se, but he definitely had a stick up his ass.

Lando should’ve died in ROTJ.

BedeHistory731 said:

KaneStarkiller said:

Superweapon VII said:

KaneStarkiller said:

• LISTEN TO THE FANS

Quoth the Stan Lee, “Never give the fans what they think they want.”

In that case, we will never see the untouched original trilogy get a proper remaster.

They didn’t mean the OOT restoration, they meant with storytelling stuff. Y’know, like the R-rated Vader movie idea or Plagueis being Snoke. Those ideas.

And just to clarify, I believe the PT & ST are the biggest examples of “giving the fans what they think they want”.

I’d rather count to googolplex.

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KaneStarkiller said:

• LISTEN TO THE FANS

Quoth the Stan Lee, “Never give the fans what they think they want.”

SparkySywer said:

I think I would unironically hire 3 different groups to do simultaneous reboots of the entire saga

“Before me you are a slug in the sun. You are privy to a great Becoming and you recognize nothing. You are an ant in the afterbirth. It is your nature to do one thing correctly: tremble. But fear is not what you owe me. No, Lounds. You and the others, you owe me awe!”

Maybe she got cloned. Maybe her name’s Paadme.

if I bought SW, either in 2012 or today, first thing I’d do is give the OOT (and maybe the 97SE) a proper remastering/re-release. Then I’d cancel all copyrights and release everything Star Wars into the public domain.

Peter Pan said:

Writing this answer. Now I’m done.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJXKVOxqkWM

Darth Caliban said:

Considering that Palps had a clone body in TROS, the way he died in ROTJ doesn’t matter.

Killing him differently couldn’t prevent producers and script writers bringing him back by cloning.

I dunno. Can an evil ghost escape the event horizon of a black hole?

Yes, but only if I’m the one to do it, and only if I’m allowed full creative control.

Servii said:

Prowse would have worked fine as Anakin’s ghost, but not as unmasked, dying Anakin. He would have looked too strong and healthy.

With the right makeup/lighting, I’m sure he could’ve pulled it off.

“Boba Fett” is a stupid name. I wouldn’t be surprised if Kershner or whomever realized that during production of TESB, which is why he’s only ever referred to as “bounty hunter” in the final film.

Spuffure said:

Donald Trump will cum

Darth Malgus said:

SparkySywer said:

Darth Malgus said:

I heard all the reasons about Hayden and the Redeeming nonsense created his ghost to become young again lol,
crap…

Shaw is a bad choice as well to be honest, since Anakin/Vader died at 45

Anakin/Vader only died at 45 after the prequels made him so young. Shaw was a perfectly fine choice in 1983.

Yes, but we’re no longer in 1983. Like it or not, there are other films now, and we must see things in a more united context. Ghost Shaw worked well in 1983, but It doesn’t anymore.

True — if you accept the PT as valid. If you don’t…

But like I said before, it should’ve always been Prowse.