Superweapon VII

BedeHistory731 said:

Does that mean Hux gets regular cocaine/spice injections into his butt?

Ach du lieber!

Deathtrippers: “She Speaks in Spells”

Spuffure said:

I don’t really like the Beach Boys all that much.

Likewise. This mashup is god-tier, though:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqjxnAreV2o

I thoroughly dislike the galactic celebration, though I did like how the EU rolled with it; with the celebrants on Coruscant being rounded up and put before firing squads.

Spartacus01 said:

I have completely abandoned my plans to rewrite the Prequel Trilogy

So have I. Once. Thrice. Six hundred threescore and six times.

• Darth This
• Darth That

Ugh. Another moment I hate.

Hal 9000 said:

Ben Kenobi was doing hard drugs while on Tatooine.

Kit Fisto is a pansexual hedonist into extremely kinky shit.

JadedSkywalker said:

I think fans were very unfair to the actress that is all i will say.

Par for the course these days.

Always hated this moment in the film. The robe’s obviously empty; what’s he expect to learn stepping on it?

Been meaning to check the comics out at some point, but there are loads of other unread comics which have greater priority, so who knows if I’ll ever get around to doing so.

Probably Bill Murray’s best movie with him as the lead (Ghostbusters is slightly better, but it’s more of an ensemble film).

Hal 9000 said:

The protagonist is the most annoying character in each trilogy.

“Yippie!”

“But I was going into Tosche Station to pick up some power converters!”

I’ll leave it to someone who bothered to finish the ST to supply an appropriate Rey line.

Vader88 said:

I like Christopher Lee but the fight scenes with Count Dooku are comical. Christopher Lee was too old and the fight had to be zoomed in.

I’d say all the fight scenes in the PT are comical.

GOUT. And it’s still the way I “prefer”* to watch SW.

*Not really, but there’s a large ethical gulf between myself and the fanediting community which makes it tremendously difficult for me to watch fan edits/restorations. Won’t go into a long spiel here, but suffice to say, I’m anti-copyright.

Ahhh, Forrest Gump. A saccharine film tailor-made to wring an emotional response out of the viewer instead of letting said emotion arise organically, much like E.T. The only reason I don’t dislike that movie is because Forrest is a genuinely likeable character.

“Producer, director. They’re interchangeable, right? Just like ‘year’ and ‘generation’.”

Maul was only interesting when he was a piece of Iain McCaig concept art, IMO. I fuckin’ hate the character otherwise.

I wish Qui-Gon and Dooku had been a single character and he had been the main villain for the prequels (and genuinely opposed to Palpatine rather than being his penultimate patsy).

I lowkey hate A Quiet Place.

STRWRSFREAK77 said:

I’m debating a star wars man