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Stinky-Dinkins

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10-Jun-2005
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23-Mar-2024
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#176880
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Who is Stinky-Dinkins?
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I'd suggest that you shoot the new Stinky Dinkins, but then he'd probably grab me and spin both of us around several times and point to me and say "He's the fake!" and I'd say "No I'm not!" You'd gun one of us down in a panic, and as you walked into the sunset with Dinkins he'd turn around, arch an eyebrow, and the camera would zoom into his eyes.

He's the imposter. Good Lord what have you done?
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#175601
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hot like fire thread
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If you were to gather up the equivalent amount of all the silly substances that have run through my body at one time or another, there'd be enough there to kill every elephant in whatever country elephants densely populate, bite your lip on that one.

Keep an eye on that "Rob" character, they don't call him 100 Watt for nothing. Sometimes I call him Karen, just to get his goat. Once I have his goat... oh holy moly - the things that poor goat goes through. No goat should have to go through those things.

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#175582
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hot like fire thread
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Once, after some particularly vicious blotter two of my buddies and I were standing outside one of my buddy's garage door. I turned to one of them and declared that I was an Indian Chief, followed by some ridiculous "Haiya Howah" type Indian noises. After about 10 minutes straight of borderline-pissing-our-pants laughter there was a small period of silence. I went to go site down in a lawn chair and my other buddy asked me "So who are you know?" and I said "Well, I'm that same Indian chief." Holy Jesus, you wouldn't think people could laugh as hard as we did. Also, on a slightly related side note a pile of something or other in my buddy's back yard with a tarp over it looked like a pile of fish, in fact when I first saw it I said "Holy fuck, that looks like a pile of fish." True story.

This is what Dinkins is all about ladies and gentleman. Dinkins is a crazy moon cricket and he never runs out of sauce. Buckle up, because this guy right here goes from zero to Dinkins in about 1.7

Best of luck to you.