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#244218
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This guy will not be buying the DVDs
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Originally posted by: JediRandy
Originally posted by: Mike O
Originally posted by: JediRandy
Originally posted by: Rob
Zing...Man you're quick. Why don't you and Go-Mer-Tonic go back to your home on a-hole island.

If I'm a dick for thinking that fanboys editing other people's work is revolting, then so be it.

And Go-mer, I see your point, but fan edits are the height of fanboy hubris... its no different than painting over someone else's canvas.

It's a cowardly attempt by a wannabe filmmaker to squeeze a drop of creativity into their own unimaginative lives. All while distorting the work of someone who actually had the balls to make something of their own.


King of like what Lucas did to the work of Marquad, Kershner, Kurtz, and millions of craftsmen when he made the SEs, right before claiming that the originals "don't exist" and then releasing them with a substandard transfer? If he, a multibillion, can do it to the mainstream, what's wrong with fans sharing something with each other? I have the balls to make something of my own. Just not the money. I've never made or seen a fan edit, I'm just making a point.

According to Lucas, the original negatives of the O-OT were permanantley altered when he created the SE version, and all the prints they have left of the O-OT are in poor quality.


There are numeours places, on this website and others, which prove that that statement is false. Even if it is true, there are still ways that the OOT could be restored. Lucas just won't let it happen.


Then if you're making/buying fan-edits you're pissing over all the work the hundreds of people put into it. And again, with the bad "transfer"... god, get over it.

And not having the money to make a movie is an excuse that doesn't hold water. Robert Rodriquez made a movie on film for 7 grand. He would've done it for next to nothing today with digital cameras and desktop editing progams that are standard on Macs now. Go make a movie, don't fuck up someone else's.


What is more pathetic - having a legitimate hobby based on passion or having a hobby that completely revolves around ridiculing the hobbies of others? Lucas still has his "original" works of art - they are his and his alone to alter, destroy, re-release, etc. Fans who are so dedicated and fascinated by Lucas' original works of art that they cater them to their own personal tastes is hardly "revolting" or immoral. It is absolutely no different than taking a handful of albums making a mix tape to play on your iPod, or giving the mix tape to your friend.

You are a silly, lifeless cunt. You should take the time it takes you trying to talk others out of their legitimate hobbies and build a ship in a jar. At least after all is said and done you'll have something tangible to show for your wasted time and effort.

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#244214
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This guy will not be buying the DVDs
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Originally posted by: Go-Mer-Tonic

but I also see his point about not wanting to bother with that considering how much time and effort he has put into getting away from the pre-se versions.


Well then what the fuck are you doing here? You love swinging from Lucas' bearded goiter, we get it.

Do you and your boyfriend Randy find people who make mix tapes for their own personal use revolting? It is after all a "fan" edit of original works of art. Who gives a fuck?

If people want to petition Lucas to release the highest quality version of the Original Trilogy that he is able, why exactly do you care? If people decide to clean up or alter his films for their own personal use, why do you care? Don't you have anything better to do?




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#244205
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This guy will not be buying the DVDs
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Originally posted by: JediRandy

If I'm a dick for thinking that fanboys editing other people's work is revolting, then so be it.

I don't think it makes you a dick, but I'm pretty sure it makes you pathetic. Honestly, what a waste of an investment of care. There are plenty of other causes elsewhere on the internet, you should start searching for one more worthwhile.

Originally posted by: JediRandy
its no different than painting over someone else's canvas.


Did the rocks inside your head rattle around as you posted this? They're nothing alike.

An artist's canvas is a one of a kind item, a completely unique work or art - only one exists. Breaking into SkyWalker ranch, stealing the original Star Wars masters and altering them is no different than painting over someone else's original work of art perhaps, but why bother when Lucas is clearly busy doing just that? Fan edits are like taking a photocopy or reproduction of a work of art after seeing horrible alterations done to the original canvas, and then caringly cleaning the reproduction so that it resembles the long lost work of art the world initially fell in love with.

If Da Vinci, on his death bed, had painted over Mona Lisa's smile, painted a jester's cap on top of her head, and drew ridiculous, fluffy eyebrows on her forehead would you really begrudge another artist for trying to recreate the original masterpiece on a separate canvas? It has nothing to do with altering the original canvas - it has long since been altered by its creator. It's about wanting to look at the original art again.

Trying to reproduce the Original Trilogy in high quality has nothing to do with spiting Lucas or his "personal art" - it's a tribute to his original work. A reflection of the image that originally appeared on the canvas.

Originally posted by: JediRandyIt's a cowardly attempt by a wannabe filmmaker to squeeze a drop of creativity into their own unimaginative lives.



You're like an actual talking ass. A "cowardly" attempt? Honestly, you sound like such a silly cunt. Get over yourself.
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#244144
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This guy will not be buying the DVDs
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Originally posted by: Go-Mer-Tonic

I will apologise in advance if my not thinking like some of the rest of you is annoying.


Oh get the fuck over yourself you silly twat.

Simply not thinking like "the rest of us" isn't annoying in the least, but thinking differently and being obnoxious aren't mutually exclusive. Purposely posting inflammatory comments falls under the very definition of "annoying." If you're unable to recognize why your original post was a trollish attempt to annoy people then maybe one of the two gerbils that spins the two tiny wheels in your head has fallen asleep.

See - I'm clearly thinking differently and being annoying at the very same time. Funny how that works.

You and I GoMerTonic, we're like two peas in a pod. The difference being I'm the delicious pea that everyone wants to stew and you're the weird shriveled pea that I stuck up my ass when I was three.
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#244126
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This guy will not be buying the DVDs
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Originally posted by: ronlaw
Rob, without seeing the history, right now YOU seem to be the one being rude and offensive. Gomer seems OK, so far. Please calm down. Thanks. Peace



I agree, Rob is a total fucking DICK.

He's always telling people he will fight them.

He's said it to me before after I took some of his food. I said "No" and he told me something like "It's a good thing because I would really razzle dazzle you."

I was glad I wasn't razzle dazzled that day.
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#244054
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This guy will not be buying the DVDs
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Originally posted by: Go-Mer-Tonic
My parents didn't like the original trilogy at all.

I'm glad my parents let me see it before I was old enough to know it was crap.


I agree! Only the prequels are worth watching, they are probably the best movies made in the last 50 years. I watch Episode 3 with my parents every few months because it is politically intriguing yet at the same time intensely romantic. "Anakin you're breaking my heart!" <-- that gets me every time. Your parents and my parents should get together and host a pod racing party for us.

Padme is sooooo awesome and her large hats and makeup are also top-notch! Yoda looked incredible because he was made by a computer, and did you see him flip around with his lil' green saber? It was cah-razy with a capital C! Jar Jar is HI-larious and was a very nice touch. Sam Jackson has a purple lightsaber, am I right? I'm right. Hayden Chistansen's acting in all 3 movies was consistently brilliant and I don't see how the scripts could've been any better. I can't believe he killed the Younglings though! Nooooo not the Younglings! All in all I give the prequels an Infinity squared / 10.
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#243259
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hot like fire thread
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Originally posted by: Stik Mandar
Hay guys whats going on in thi


Originally posted by: Shimraa
stinky you should be takin notes, notice how he pokes fun of reality, thats the the key to comedy. jsut thought i would point that out to you so you could become a funnier man. oh and before you try to start poking fun at how i post, ill tell you right now, i dont care cause its an old joke, they have been making fun of that since b4 you joined the site. you know once hahaha now this was good they made a thread called shimranese or something like that. it was a thread where i could answer questions about my posts if someone didnt get something. hahaha man that was pretty funny, and bossk was my translater, he always complained about the benefits.



I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by
madness, starving hysterical naked,
dragging themselves through the negro streets at dawn
looking for an angry fix,
angelheaded hipsters burning for the ancient heavenly
connection to the starry dynamo in the machinery of night,
who poverty and tatters and hollow-eyed and high sat
up smoking in the supernatural darkness of
cold-water flats floating across the tops of cities
contemplating jazz,
who bared their brains to Heaven under the El and
saw Mohammedan angels staggering on tenement roofs illuminated,
who passed through universities with radiant cool eyes
hallucinating Arkansas and Blake-light tragedy
among the scholars of war,
who were expelled from the academies for crazy &
publishing obscene odes on the windows of the skull,
who cowered in unshaven rooms in underwear,
burning their money in wastebaskets and listening
to the Terror through the wall,
who got busted in their pubic beards returning through
Laredo with a belt of marijuana for New York,
who ate fire in paint hotels or drank turpentine in
Paradise Alley, death, or purgatoried their
torsos night after night
with dreams, with drugs, with waking nightmares,
alcohol and cock and endless balls,
incomparable blind; streets of shuddering cloud and
lightning in the mind leaping toward poles of Canada & Paterson,
illuminating all the motionless world of Time between,
Peyote solidities of halls, backyard green tree cemetery
dawns, wine drunkenness over the rooftops,
storefront boroughs of teahead joyride neon
blinking traffic light, sun and moon and tree
vibrations in the roaring winter dusks of Brooklyn,
ashcan rantings and kind king light of mind,
who chained themselves to subways for the endless
ride from Battery to holy Bronx on benzedrine
until the noise of wheels and children brought
them down shuddering mouth-wracked and
battered bleak of brain all drained of brilliance
in the drear light of Zoo,
who sank all night in submarine light of Bickford's
floated out and sat through the stale beer after
noon in desolate Fugazzi's, listening to the crack
of doom on the hydrogen jukebox,
who talked continuously seventy hours from park to
pad to bar to Bellevue to museum to the Brooklyn Bridge,
lost battalion of platonic conversationalists jumping
down the stoops off fire escapes off windowsills
off Empire State out of the moon,
yacketayakking screaming vomiting whispering facts
and memories and anecdotes and eyeball kicks
and shocks of hospitals and jails and wars,
whole intellects disgorged in total recall for seven days
and nights with brilliant eyes, meat for the
Synagogue cast on the pavement,
who vanished into nowhere Zen New Jersey leaving a
trail of ambiguous picture postcards of Atlantic City Hall,
suffering Eastern sweats and Tangerian bone-grind-ings and
migraines of China under junk-with-drawal in Newark's bleak furnished room,
who wandered around and around at midnight in the
railroad yard wondering where to go, and went,
leaving no broken hearts,
who lit cigarettes in boxcars boxcars boxcars racketing
through snow toward lonesome farms in grand-father night,
who studied Plotinus Poe St. John of the Cross telepathy
and bop kabbalah because the cosmos instinctively
vibrated at their feet in Kansas,
who loned it through the streets of Idaho seeking visionary
indian angels who were visionary indian angels,
who thought they were only mad when Baltimore
gleamed in supernatural ecstasy,
who jumped in limousines with the Chinaman of Oklahoma on the impulse of winter midnight street
light smalltown rain,
who lounged hungry and lonesome through Houston
seeking jazz or sex or soup, and followed the
brilliant Spaniard to converse about America
and Eternity, a hopeless task, and so took ship to Africa,
who disappeared into the volcanoes of Mexico leaving
behind nothing but the shadow of dungarees
and the lava and ash of poetry scattered in fireplace Chicago,
who reappeared on the West Coast investigating the
F.B.I. in beards and shorts with big pacifist
eyes sexy in their dark skin passing out incomprehensible leaflets,
who burned cigarette holes in their arms protesting
the narcotic tobacco haze of Capitalism,
who distributed Supercommunist pamphlets in Union
Square weeping and undressing while the sirens
of Los Alamos wailed them down, and wailed
down Wall, and the Staten Island ferry also wailed,
who broke down crying in white gymnasiums naked
and trembling before the machinery of other skeletons,
who bit detectives in the neck and shrieked with delight
in policecars for committing no crime but their
own wild cooking pederasty and intoxication,
who howled on their knees in the subway and were
dragged off the roof waving genitals and manuscripts,
who let themselves be fucked in the ass by saintly
motorcyclists, and screamed with joy,
who blew and were blown by those human seraphim,
the sailors, caresses of Atlantic and Caribbean love,
who balled in the morning in the evenings in rose
gardens and the grass of public parks and
cemeteries scattering their semen freely to
whomever come who may,
who hiccuped endlessly trying to giggle but wound up
with a sob behind a partition in a Turkish Bath
when the blond & naked angel came to pierce
them with a sword,
who lost their loveboys to the three old shrews of fate
the one eyed shrew of the heterosexual dollar
the one eyed shrew that winks out of the womb
and the one eyed shrew that does nothing but
sit on her ass and snip the intellectual golden
threads of the craftsman's loom,
who copulated ecstatic and insatiate with a bottle of
beer a sweetheart a package of cigarettes a candle and fell off the bed, and continued along
the floor and down the hall and ended fainting
on the wall with a vision of ultimate cunt and
come eluding the last gyzym of consciousness,
who sweetened the snatches of a million girls trembling
in the sunset, and were red eyed in the morning
but prepared to sweeten the snatch of the sun
rise, flashing buttocks under barns and naked in the lake,
who went out whoring through Colorado in myriad
stolen night-cars, N.C., secret hero of these
poems, cocksman and Adonis of Denver-joy
to the memory of his innumerable lays of girls
in empty lots & diner backyards, moviehouses'
rickety rows, on mountaintops in caves or with
gaunt waitresses in familiar roadside lonely petticoat upliftings & especially secret gas-station
solipsisms of johns, & hometown alleys too,
who faded out in vast sordid movies, were shifted in
dreams, woke on a sudden Manhattan, and
picked themselves up out of basements hung
over with heartless Tokay and horrors of Third
Avenue iron dreams & stumbled to unemployment offices,
who walked all night with their shoes full of blood on
the snowbank docks waiting for a door in the
East River to open to a room full of steamheat and opium,
who created great suicidal dramas on the apartment
cliff-banks of the Hudson under the wartime
blue floodlight of the moon & their heads shall
be crowned with laurel in oblivion,
who ate the lamb stew of the imagination or digested
the crab at the muddy bottom of the rivers of Bowery,
who wept at the romance of the streets with their
pushcarts full of onions and bad music,
who sat in boxes breathing in the darkness under the
bridge, and rose up to build harpsichords in their lofts,
who coughed on the sixth floor of Harlem crowned
with flame under the tubercular sky surrounded
by orange crates of theology,
who scribbled all night rocking and rolling over lofty
incantations which in the yellow morning were
stanzas of gibberish,
who cooked rotten animals lung heart feet tail borsht
& tortillas dreaming of the pure vegetable kingdom,
who plunged themselves under meat trucks looking for an egg,
who threw their watches off the roof to cast their ballot
for Eternity outside of Time, & alarm clocks
fell on their heads every day for the next decade,
who cut their wrists three times successively unsuccessfully, gave up and were forced to open antique
stores where they thought they were growing
old and cried,
who were burned alive in their innocent flannel suits
on Madison Avenue amid blasts of leaden verse
& the tanked-up clatter of the iron regiments
of fashion & the nitroglycerine shrieks of the
fairies of advertising & the mustard gas of sinister intelligent editors, or were run down by the
drunken taxicabs of Absolute Reality,
who jumped off the Brooklyn Bridge this actually happened and walked away unknown and forgotten
into the ghostly daze of Chinatown soup alley
ways & firetrucks, not even one free beer,
who sang out of their windows in despair, fell out of
the subway window, jumped in the filthy Passaic, leaped on negroes,
cried all over the street,
danced on broken wineglasses barefoot smashed
phonograph records of nostalgic European
1930s German jazz finished the whiskey and
threw up groaning into the bloody toilet, moans
in their ears and the blast of colossal steam whistles,
who barreled down the highways of the past journeying
to each other's hotrod-Golgotha jail-solitude
watch or Birmingham jazz incarnation,
who drove crosscountry seventytwo hours to find out
if I had a vision or you had a vision or he had
a vision to find out Eternity,
who journeyed to Denver, who died in Denver, who
came back to Denver & waited in vain, who
watched over Denver & brooded & loned in
Denver and finally went away to find out the
Time, & now Denver is lonesome for her heroes,
who fell on their knees in hopeless cathedrals praying
for each other's salvation and light and breasts,
until the soul illuminated its hair for a second,
who crashed through their minds in jail waiting for
impossible criminals with golden heads and the
charm of reality in their hearts who sang sweet
blues to Alcatraz,
who retired to Mexico to cultivate a habit, or Rocky
Mount to tender Buddha or Tangiers to boys
or Southern Pacific to the black locomotive or
Harvard to Narcissus to Woodlawn to the
daisychain or grave,
who demanded sanity trials accusing the radio of hyp
notism & were left with their insanity & their
hands & a hung jury,
who threw potato salad at CCNY lecturers on Dadaism
and subsequently presented themselves on the
granite steps of the madhouse with shaven heads
and harlequin speech of suicide, demanding instantaneous lobotomy,
and who were given instead the concrete void of insulin
Metrazol electricity hydrotherapy psychotherapy occupational
therapy pingpong & amnesia,
who in humorless protest overturned only one symbolic
pingpong table, resting briefly in catatonia,
returning years later truly bald except for a wig of
blood, and tears and fingers, to the visible mad
man doom of the wards of the madtowns of the East,
Pilgrim State's Rockland's and Greystone's foetid
halls, bickering with the echoes of the soul,
rocking and rolling in the midnight solitude-bench
dolmen-realms of love, dream of life a nightmare,
bodies turned to stone as heavy as the moon,
with mother finally ******, and the last fantastic book
flung out of the tenement window, and the last
door closed at 4. A.M. and the last telephone
slammed at the wall in reply and the last furnished room
emptied down to the last piece of mental furniture,
a yellow paper rose twisted on a wire hanger in the closet,
and even that imaginary,
nothing but a hopeful little bit of hallucination
ah, Carl, while you are not safe I am not safe, and
now you're really in the total animal soup of time
and who therefore ran through the icy streets obsessed
with a sudden flash of the alchemy of the use
of the ellipse the catalog the meter & the vibrating plane,
who dreamt and made incarnate gaps in Time & Space
through images juxtaposed, and trapped the
archangel of the soul between 2 visual images
and joined the elemental verbs and set the noun
and dash of consciousness together jumping
with sensation of Pater Omnipotens Aeterna Deus
to recreate the syntax and measure of poor human
prose and stand before you speechless and intelligent
and shaking with shame,
rejected yet confessing out the soul to conform to the rhythm
of thought in his naked and endless head,
the madman bum and angel beat in Time, unknown,
yet putting down here what might be left to say
in time come after death,
and rose reincarnate in the ghostly clothes of jazz in
the goldhorn shadow of the band and blew the
suffering of America's naked mind for love into
an eli eli lamma lamma sabacthani saxophone
cry that shivered the cities down to the last radio
with the absolute heart of the poem of life butchered
out of their own bodies good to eat a thousand years.
What sphinx of cement and aluminum bashed open
their skulls and ate up their brains and imagination?
Moloch! Solitude! Filth! Ugliness! Ashcans and unob
tainable dollars! Children screaming under the
stairways! Boys sobbing in armies! Old men
weeping in the parks!
Moloch! Moloch! Nightmare of Moloch! Moloch the
loveless! Mental Moloch! Moloch the heavy
judger of men!
Moloch the incomprehensible prison! Moloch the
crossbone soulless jailhouse and Congress of
sorrows! Moloch whose buildings are judgment!
Moloch the vast stone of war! Moloch the stunned governments!
Moloch whose mind is pure machinery! Moloch whose
blood is running money! Moloch whose fingers
are ten armies! Moloch whose breast is a cannibal dynamo!
Moloch whose ear is a smoking tomb!
Moloch whose eyes are a thousand blind windows!
Moloch whose skyscrapers stand in the long
streets like endless Jehovahs! Moloch whose factories
dream and croak in the fog! Moloch whose
smokestacks and antennae crown the cities!
Moloch whose love is endless oil and stone! Moloch
whose soul is electricity and banks! Moloch
whose poverty is the specter of genius! Moloch
whose fate is a cloud of sexless hydrogen!
Moloch whose name is the Mind!
Moloch in whom I sit lonely! Moloch in whom I dream
Angels! Crazy in Moloch! Cocksucker in
Moloch! Lacklove and manless in Moloch!
Moloch who entered my soul early! Moloch in whom
I am a consciousness without a body! Moloch
who frightened me out of my natural ecstasy!
Moloch whom I abandon! Wake up in Moloch!
Light streaming out of the sky!


Originally posted by: kev
HLF, i miss you. please come here soon when you're done with exams or you just have nothing to do. this thread is dedicated to you when you come back. good luck with your school work and have a happy new year.



Moloch! Moloch! Robot apartments! invisible suburbs!
skeleton treasuries! blind capitals! demonic
industries! spectral nations! invincible mad
houses! granite cocks! monstrous bombs!
They broke their backs lifting Moloch to Heaven! Pave-
ments, trees, radios, tons! lifting the city to
Heaven which exists and is everywhere about us!
Visions! omens! hallucinations! miracles! ecstasies!
gone down the American river!
Dreams! adorations! illuminations! religions! the whole
boatload of sensitive bullshit!
Breakthroughs! over the river! flips and crucifixions!
gone down the flood! Highs! Epiphanies! Despairs!
Ten years' animal screams and suicides!
Minds! New loves! Mad generation! down on
the rocks of Time!
Real holy laughter in the river! They saw it all! the
wild eyes! the holy yells! They bade farewell!
They jumped off the roof! to solitude! waving!
carrying flowers! Down to the river! into the street!
Carl Solomon! I'm with you in Rockland
where you're madder than I am
I'm with you in Rockland
where you must feel very strange
I'm with you in Rockland
where you imitate the shade of my mother
I'm with you in Rockland
where you've murdered your twelve secretaries
I'm with you in Rockland
where you laugh at this invisible humor
I'm with you in Rockland
where we are great writers on the same dreadful typewriter
I'm with you in Rockland
where your condition has become serious and
is reported on the radio
I'm with you in Rockland
where the faculties of the skull no longer admit
the worms of the senses
I'm with you in Rockland
where you drink the tea of the breasts of the
spinsters of Utica
I'm with you in Rockland
where you pun on the bodies of your nurses the
harpies of the Bronx
I'm with you in Rockland
where you scream in a straightjacket that you're
losing the game of the actual pingpong of the abyss
I'm with you in Rockland
where you bang on the catatonic piano the soul
is innocent and immortal it should never die
ungodly in an armed madhouse
I'm with you in Rockland
where fifty more shocks will never return your
soul to its body again from its pilgrimage to a
cross in the void
I'm with you in Rockland
where you accuse your doctors of insanity and
plot the Hebrew socialist revolution against the
fascist national Golgotha
I'm with you in Rockland
where you will split the heavens of Long Island
and resurrect your living human Jesus from the
superhuman tomb
I'm with you in Rockland
where there are twenty-five-thousand mad com-
rades all together singing the final stanzas of
the Internationale
I'm with you in Rockland
where we hug and kiss the United States under
our bedsheets the United States that coughs all
night and won't let us sleep
I'm with you in Rockland
where we wake up electrified out of the coma
by our own souls' airplanes roaring over the
roof they've come to drop angelic bombs the
hospital illuminates itself imaginary walls collapse
O skinny legions run outside O starry
spangled shock of mercy the eternal war is
here O victory forget your underwear we're free
I'm with you in Rockland
in my dreams you walk dripping from a sea-
journey on the highway across America in tears
to the door of my cottage in the Western night


This guy is Cah-RAZY!

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#243011
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Secret CIA prisons
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I hope we keep David Hicks until he's 90 and then blast him off into the atmosphere using a comically oversized circus cannon.

You don't want to be blasted into the atmosphere? Don't go over and fight with Al Qaeda then, you dumb fucking douche.

Fucking honestly, cry me a river.

Is common sense dead? Survey says "Yes."
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#242996
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Congratulations, Atlantis.
Time
Take a good long look at this shit:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v387/Dinkins/MS%20PAINT/LOBSTER.jpg

Fucking A right. Good luck finding that on Mars.

What's the most exciting thing in this picture:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v387/Dinkins/MS%20PAINT/MOON.jpg

I bet you find yourself thinking "What is that crazy thing on the moon? That thing looks interesting - the moon, not so much."

I'll tell you what it is Jack, it's a furry white crab - and you don't have to go to the moon to get your hands on one.

If I were in charge of spending NASA's money we'd all have our own personal fuzz crabs to snuggle and they would snuggle you right to Hell and back.
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#242985
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Congratulations, Atlantis.
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Originally posted by: nadcraker
Dude, are you serious? Even if as you say, "We haven't learned anything useful by sending people off of Planet Earth, nothing at all," isn't that still learning something?


I said we haven't learned anything useful, not that we haven't learned anything.

Spending 750 billion dollars squared to confirm that moon is in fact as boring as it has always looked like it was from Earth is not learning anything useful. Spending 15 trillion dollars to send a go-bot to mars only to have it tip over and break transmission after looking at a handful of red rocks and space dust is not useful.

Sit down Nadcracker, because what I'm going to tell you right now will surely knock the wind out of you. Japanese sailors found a deep-water fuzzy lobster recently. A Lobster, with hair. Wrap your mind around it, Nadcracker. Long flowing locks of beautiful lobster hair.

So you have fun with your telescope and outer space snoozefest, and I'll be sitting back in my under-sea dome city watching crazy giant squids battle giant crabs just outside the glass. You heard me, there are giant squids down there Nadcracker, are you comfortable with allowing them to swim around all willy nilly without us knowing what they're up to? Well that's the kind of world we live today - all because Jokers like you want to wear fish bowls on your heads and walk on the moon. Space is a piece of shit and you know it.
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#242903
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Congratulations, Atlantis.
Time
We should stop exploring space and start exploring the depths of the ocean instead. You heard it here first, space blows. Hollywood space is exciting and teaming with life but actual space is a horrible, dangerous bore filled with nothing but rocks. Anyone who thinks human beings as a group are leaving Earth at any point during our species' lifetime is a cunt.

We should find ways to make it to the deepest portions of the ocean and build societies enclosed in giant glass domes. Will it be dangerous? Absolutely. Will people drown? Yes. Will it serve a purpose? None that I can think of, I bet there's some crazy shit down there though. Why do this you ask? For the same reason we rocket jackasses into space, I suppose. We haven't learned anything useful by sending people off of Planet Earth, nothing at all. We now know first hand that the moon sucks ass and that Pluto is no longer a planet. Great. Nasa should stop wasting our country's fun-money on building giant rockets and obscenely large telescopes. Earth is the only good thing in space, I hate to break your hearts - so let's take this party underwater.