Danfun128 said:
It would be hard to describe to police though...
"Officer, that man shot ping pong balls in my direction from his anus."
"...That's the fifth one this week."
Fixed.
TV's Frink said:
Stinky-Dinkins said:
If you put a ping pong ball fully up your anus and then you sit down it completely disappears and then after a few hours you completely forget about it. The thing is though, and here's the fun part, the next time you go to the bathroom it ejects itself with force and it makes this crazy popping wine cork sound, like something out of a movie. You can do up to 3 balls at a time. Anyway I use this trick at restaurants and movie theater bathrooms and I make sure to eject them when other people are in there with me. They don't know what's going on in there but they absolutely love it, it's such a cool noise.
I will now imagine N1 doing this every time TN1 posts.
I forgot to mention use the trick in the stall NOT in front of the urinal. When you use the urinal that whole area relaxes and you'll end up ejecting the balls across the room, and people standing next to you absolutely do NOT like it even if you brush it off or pretend it didn't happen.
If you put a ping pong ball fully up your anus and then you sit down it completely disappears and then after a few hours you completely forget about it. The thing is though, and here's the fun part, the next time you go to the bathroom it ejects itself with force and it makes this crazy popping wine cork sound, like something out of a movie. You can do up to 3 balls at a time. Anyway I use this trick at restaurants and movie theater bathrooms and I make sure to eject them when other people are in there with me. They don't know what's going on in there but they absolutely love it, it's such a cool noise.
DuracellEnergizer said:
Stinky-Dinkins said:
Does it have to be actual members or can it be potential names?
Eileen YoolikHowie Feltersnatch
Phil Hergash
Those are all better than any username here.
You, sir, are a bitch.
Does it have to be actual members or can it be potential names?
Eileen Yoolik
Howie Feltersnatch
Phil Hergash
Those are all better than any username here.
I ended up going with the slide whistle and I was raped 4 times. Fucking awesome show though.
Your Mother might be a foley artist you son of a bitch!
Neglify said:
Stinky-Dinkins said:
Neglify said:
What concert?
Sheryl Crow.
Shit in that case, wear a chastity belt.
Attention fuckface: You don't wear a belt with Z Cavaraccis. Fashion sense much?
Leonardo said:
use a duck call. or hum the mexican hat dance
I don't have a duck call you dipshit, I don't believe in killing animals. I think I have a kazoo somewhere, that makes a similar sound.
Neglify said:
What concert?
Sheryl Crow.
I'm a full grown man btw.
I'm going to a concert with my older brother in 4 hours and he told me that the men there will get more than a little rowdy, and to be prepared. Do you think that'll be effective or should I look around for something else?
TV's Frink, ladies and gentlemen!
TV's Frink said:
Plug a USB stick in your ear and watch it directly in your brain.
I usually plug it directly into my anus and project it out my dickhole.
I use a 1/2" projector screen.
Lust-In-Phaze said:
It's now fully operational.
That looks fucking fantastic.
SilentxStatik24 said:
Question: How much better do they look compared to my current copies?
Much.
mverta said:
Nobody gives a shit about Jar Jar Binks, or Kloo Tu Fuck Tu or whoever from the prequels
Whoa, hold the fuck up buddy. You had me right up until this sentence.
Star Wars characters in order of coolness:
1: Han Solo
2: Darth Vader
3: Kloo Tu Fuck Tu
4: Luke Skywalker
TV's Frink said:
I'm typing in all bold to see how it feels.
How is it? I want to make sure it doesn't hurt before I try it out myself.
Holy shit, congrats dude.
[snarf]
AntcuFaalb said:
Stinky-Dinkins said:
I did assume Sony devices wouldn't support it because of the Microsoft/NTFS association though. The most reasonable thing for everyone to do is buy an Oppo.
My Sony BDP-S790 supports NTFS.
But can it support a family?
Not in this economy bitch!
chyron8472 said:
RU.08 said:
Why do people even bother downloading the AVCHD version if they don't know how to burn it? The MKV is higher quality and will play on any modern TV from a USB stick... surely people can work out how to do that!
No it won't. Most things expect USB devices to be formatted as FAT32, and it has a 4GB file size limit.
Really? I have BD copies I burned for shits and giggles but I only ever watch it from a thumb drive, formatted as NTFS obviously. I have an Oppo BDP-93, I just assumed most modern devices supported NTFS.... I have a buddy that has a Sammy TV and I'm almost positive it reads NTFS just fine - and a fuck ton of people have Samsung TV's. I did assume Sony devices wouldn't support it because of the Microsoft/NTFS association though. The most reasonable thing for everyone to do is buy an Oppo.
Stinky-Dinkins said:
Wouldn't is be "All you need, love is"?
Wouldn't is be "All you need, love is"?