- Post
- #447183
- Topic
- Last song you listened to.
- Link
- https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/447183/action/topic#447183
- Time
Johnny said:
You're My Rose by Kitra Williams & Reflection. What a great song, ha ha!
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Oh hai, ChainsawAsh.
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Johnny said:
You're My Rose by Kitra Williams & Reflection. What a great song, ha ha!
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Oh hai, ChainsawAsh.
Johnny said:
So...would anyone like if I order a pizzuh?
Johnny said:
Back off Gort! Two eez great, but three eez uh crowd. Oh hai, Bingowings.
Johnny said:
005, you're my favoreet custohmer.
Johnny said:
Biff is ignoring me too. He's a stupid bitch. He wants to control my life. I'm not going to put up with that. I'm going to do what I want to do, and that's it.
What do you think I should do?
Johnny said:
Oh hai, Sluggo! Don't run too far, you might trip. Ha ha ha.
Johnny said:
Hey everybody, I have an announcement to make. We're expecting!
Lionel Hutz said:
Well, seems like you are all being sexually harassed by Jedi Temple34. And let me tell you, a sexual harassment case could be just what I need to rebuild my shattered career.
Wait a moment...
...I'm being ignored too!
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...Anyone care to join me in a belt of scotch?
Lionel Hutz said:
Mr. Rattlehead, I couldn't help but overhear that you were recently on Dateline NBC: To Catch a Predator with Chris Hanson. Would you be interested in legal representation?
Also, can I use your bathroom?
Lionel Hutz said:
I watched Attack of the Clones in a bar last night. The sound wasn't on, but I think I got the gist of it.
Lionel Hutz said:
Tell him I'm busy talking to the Supreme Court about some freedom thing.
Lionel Hutz said:
Where did you get that picture?
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I was young...I needed the work...
*sob*
A B C said:
Mr Hutz,
Forseeing what your intervention will destine you to, and assuming you'll be busy enough with your client, I just thought you may need a lawyer yourself.
My fee is £200 an hour.
Lionel Hutz said:
I'll pay you £8 and you can have two popsicles.
Lionel Hutz said:
Mr. Frink, I was just going through the garbage in this thread and couldn't help overhearing you might need a lawyer.
My fee is $175 an hour.
Lionel Hutz said:
Mr. Dayv, I see your eyes were burned out in what I can only assume was some horrible accident involving a fire of some kind. I can help. I can also sell you this refreshing Orange Julius drink.
It's almost full!
Lionel Hutz said:
That boy looks like he could use a good lawyer. I'll go call one.
bkev said:
If I lose do I get a pizza, or do you just eat it?
Lionel Hutz said:
Why don't you eat it, Brain?
Sluggo said:
As long as you don't take Frink's case to sue me for the applecore and trombone incident, you got a deal.
Lionel Hutz said:
Alright then Mr. Sluggo, you've got yourself a deal. I'm going to just send one of those...what are they called? You know, the things you use to sue people with? Um...anyway, I'll just send a sue-thingy over to Mr. Gormally on my email machine, and we'll just wait for the monkeys to roll in!
Lionel Hutz said:
Mr. Frink, I think you might just have a case there.
Sluggo said:
Okey-dokey. I suppose could use another smoking monkey.
Lionel Hutz said:
Um...would you take an IOU? That monkey does all my shopping for me.
Sluggo said:
I would like to sue Gormally. Ever since the incident, everything tastes like mayo.
Lionel Hutz said:
Mr. Sluggo, you've come to the right place. And if you hire me, you'll also get this smoking monkey!
Lionel Hutz said:
Cases won in 30 minutes or your pizza's free!
Who wants to hire me?
A B C said:
TV's Frink said:
Awesome, this one.
doubleofive said:
Kid's movie, pre-home video, three years apart. Someone had to remind them what happened?TML said:
Also, someone please remove C-3PO's "Ric Olié" dialogue, like "Theres Captian Solo, and he's still frozen in Carbonite". Those lines are just painful to listen too....