Ric Olie

bkev said:

I think Olie should volunteer to ignore Frink.

How did I miss this?  I guess no one pointed it out to me.

I don't think I should ignore Frink.  He always has the most hilarious and well-reasoned comments on the board (not counting mine, of course).  Also, and I know this is hard to believe, he is more handsome than me.  I would miss gazing at his avatar for hours on end.

xhonzi said:

Are you suggesting I edited my own Wikipedia page?  The nerve!

And, as long as we're at this point in the pageant, shouldn't you, Mr. Ric Olie (if that is your real name) also have to present a Birth Certificate?  Mine has been presented, where is yours?

I'm not suggesting you edited the page....unless you made mistakes while creating the page.  And your so-called "Birth Certificate" is an obvious forgery.

For my proof of birth, you simply have to go to my website (see link in sig) which was created years before this competition:

How ya like them Naboo Apples?

shanerjedi said:

Ripplin said:

Ghost said:

The anouncer really needs to go.  Or at least give them a re-dub and a better CG character.

I vote for getting rid of them altogether. Too 'Earthy,' like that stupid diner scene. Maybe just add a non-corny PA voice, or a cool alien-sounding one.

Might as well get Ric Olie for this job.

I'm down.  I can do twice as good with half the heads.

Woo-hoo, that butthead Biff Tannen is ignoring me.  I'm up to 2!

Maybe we need a new thread for this?

ferris209 said:

Irregardless, I can say that nobody has yet to make me avoid them.

Man, I'm the worst sock ever :-(

Oh my, where to begin?  How about at the beginning...

Wikipedia/xhonzi said:

[Overview] xhonzi is a Naboo native and current public favourite in the 2009 Handsome Naboo Devil 2009 Contest.

Putting the "native" thing aside for the moment, how can you be considered the favorite?  Even if you are found eligible, you'd still only have one vote.  You're way behind.

Wikipedia/xhonzi said:

[Birther Movement] There are some who question xhonzi's Naboobian citizenship and therefore his qualification to be crowned 2009's most Handsome Devil. Who would raise such childesh allegations against the handsome devil? Well, it's quite simple really and the answer can be found by asking this quesiton: Who stands to gain from xhonzi's disqualification from the NHD2009 contest? The obvious answer to this question can also be found in this other question: Who is the only other "real" contestent in NHD2009? And the answer to that, I shouldn't have to tell you, is Panaka.

Panaka is neither smart enough nor handsome enough to pull off the devilish plot you suggest.

Wikipedia/xhonzi said:

[Birthers Silenced] fishmanlee permanenty silenced the doubters on October 22nd 2009 when he presented xhonzi's official Naboobian Birth Certificate. There is no doubt that the NBCCOVOBCWATCTPONRAB will confirm the certificate's veracity.

I think I know the NBCCOVOBCWATCTPONRAB better than you, and I can tell you that you've got no chance, unless you've brought a pretty hefty bribe with you.

Wikipedia/xhonzi said:

[Birthers Ignore Truth] Blatant truth cannot stop the impassioned Birther Movement (BM). In the face of undeniable truth, they have redoubled their efforts to smear the good name and chisled jaw of xhonzi.

I always found the term "redoubled" funny.  Does that mean their efforts have been quadrupled?

Look, you've made a noble effort.  If I weren't so....what's the term.....observant, I might have fell for this.  But unless you've got a deleted scene from TPM up your sleeve, I don't see it happening.  And at best, you'd just be the second Most Handsome Devil From Naboo (TM).

Despite how annoying I am, only one user is ignoring me - BarBar Jinkx.  I can't blame him, I really am annoying.  In fact, I agreed with him so much, I made Bar Bar Jinkx my friend.

Sluggo said:

I have been instructed to vote for Ric Olie, and then in a few years to cast a vote of no confidence.  Palpatine will be Handsome Devil.

Vote recorded.  I have plenty of confidence that this competition will be concluded long before your second vote will matter.  And have you seen Palpatine lately?  That's one wrinkled dude.

Darth Chronus said:

You're on TV right now Ric ;)

ITV, UK.

'Shield Generator's Been Hit!' :)

There's somewhere I'm always on TV.  It's a little place I like to call Heaven.

Well, it's been a while since a vote has been cast.  If no more votes come in over the next few days, I will declare voting over.  And I shall declare myself, by a significant margin, The Most Handsomest Devil From Naboo (TM).

Not a surprise, really.  I grow more handsome by the day.

I am neither Crystal Ball nor Magic 8 Ball.  I can only tell you that which you already know.

If I were a Magic 8 Ball, however, I might say "Outlook not so good."

Darth Solo said:

You have been busted Mr. sock.

Ric Olie hates socks.

Man, I had the strangest dream.  Something about Facebook, movie openings, and six act plays.  I think Maul was in there too.

At any rate, did I mention I had the strangest dream?  Well, I had the strangest dream.

You, sir, have obviously never seen an official Naboo Birth Certificate.  Even in that blurry state, it is a clear forgery.  I may have to turn you over to the Naboo Birth Certificate Council On Verifying Official Birth Certificates, Which Are The Certificates The People Of Naboo Receive At Birth, or NBCCOVOBCWATCTPONRAB for short.

As you have no doubt guessed, members of my family hold several positions on the Council.

Time to share...let's see it.

RIC OLIE IS SHOUTING!!!!!!!!!!

Ah, that felt great.  Thanks, Dayv.

Darth Venal said:

Monroville said:

Is anybody getting the impression that this thread and EMPIRE:R are becoming facebook pages?

 Darth Venal is not of that opinion.

Darth Venal referred to himself in third person.  Ric Olie observed it.

TMBTM said:

We only have "I'm cold" and "I sens much fear in you" (notice how Yoda needs to explain how Anakin is feeling. It's not a good thing when you need to tell the audience what you could have shown. An now I'm waiting for the Ric Olié post.)

Ok, time for a little game.  Everyone who agrees with TMBTM line up on the left.....

No one?  Ok, now every one who agrees with Ric and YODA, THE WISEST OF ALL THE JEDI, line up on the right.

'Nuff said.

I use whatever scheme you are currently looking at.

And when I see Jay in the same thread as me, I get kinda nervous...

Someone already did - go watch the youtube clip in my sig (thanks satanika)

Oh crap, more competition!

fishmanlee said:

???: anakin..you catch on pretty quick! 

Once again, this is not the "Awesome Prequel dialogue quoted" thread.  And we already went through this on page 1:

Sluggo said:

Do these control the pitch?

Ric Olie said:

I know you're just trying to make me say, "you catch on pretty quick," but I have to remind you that this is not the "Awesome Prequel dialouge quoted" thread.

Sluggo said:

You catch on pretty quick.

TV's Frink said:

For the love of...

This is harder than it looks.

Quiet, you!

Anyway, since I haven't observed in a while...

Ash595 said:

The cover

That woman is bald.

Ric Olie said:

Ghost said:

I wish there was a way to change the story around and make it more epic.  Not just on a Sail Barge.

 Your right, but it could be alot better.

I found this hilarious.  I would never quote myself.  Or agree with myself.

That's a really good point!

Ash595 said:

The cover

That woman is bald.

Ghost said:

I wish there was a way to change the story around and make it more epic.  Not just on a Sail Barge.

 Your right, but it could be alot better.

I found this hilarious.  I would never quote myself.  Or agree with myself.