Ric Olie

Makeup?  Hardly necessary.

Oops again.  Sorry.

vaderios said:

 

Made Ric more handsome and awesome :)

Nice work.  Although it doesn't make me more handsome and awesome.  It just makes it more obvious.

ABC said:

ferris209 said:

Perhaps a DNA test is in order.

 That's exactly what I had in mind !

See ? Mine:

 

Yours:

 

Same one !

So now you're claiming one of us is a clone?  Even more shameful!

ABC said:

(Remember... I'm Ric's father)

Just saying it doesn't make it true.

http://originaltrilogy.com/forum/topic.cfm/There-Is-An-Impostor-On-These-Here-Forums/topic/11076/

Pretending to be someone you are not is a shameful, dirty act.

I'm looking at you, "Brok."

ABC said:

You don't get it Ripplin, it's me on the photo...

 

Yes Ric: I AM your father !

 

... My name's Brok Olie.

That's not true.  That's impossible! 

Really, it's not true.  You messed up in your research, as Brok Olie was my Uncle.  I'm actually Ric Olie, Jr.

This is worse than when xhonzi tried to claim he's a Naboobian.

Agreed.

Cool!  You found "Susan" somehow.  How much is shipping to Naboo?

doubleofive said:

There is a response to this. You can defend a movie with a handsome pilot, fantastic introduction of the handsome pilot, fantastic plot focused on the handsome pilot, and the featuring of a handsome pilot with an amazing sense of style.

 

Fixed!

Oops.

Warbler said:

you're in Avatar?

Of course. Just go to IMDB and look at...

Wait a minute.  God damn Cameron!  He's worse than Lucas.

All I know about sports is, never bet on the Gungan.

ChainsawAsh said:

The next time I post in this thread will be around this time tomorrow, after I've seen Avatar, and it will be on-topic.

Hey, are you seeing it in 3D?  I'd love to know how much more handsome I look with an extra dimension.

Dear Diary,

A new voice is now in my head, which I shall call "TV's Frink."  It's the worst voice by far and I really wish I could shut it up.

Ruggedly Yours,
Captain Handsome

Darth Editous said:

As long as Ric Olie stays.

Don't worry, I'm not going anywhere.  I'm a little worried about what Ady will do to me, but I've got several years to work on him...

Dear Diary,

The voice I shall refer to as "ABC" does not seem to know that FTW stands for "For The Win."  And it also used a phrase I am not familiar with, although it could be a vulgar computer file since it ended with .WTF.  I shall have to spend additional time in front of the mirror this morning, contemplating this strange turn of events.

Handsomely Yours,
Captain Handsome

Dear Diary,

Still not sure if the voices in my head are real or not, but the one that I shall call "C3PX" has just told me I'm all that and a bag of chips as well.  Ric FTW!

Love,
Captain Handsome

Dear Diary,

Recently I have begun to hear strange voices in my head.  They have been talking about vertical force, frozen liquor, and stolen body parts.  I tried one of my Patented Observations, knowing that if the voices were real, they would hear my brilliance and heed it.  However, as the insanity continues and I spiral further into madness, I must face the fact that the voices might be right and I should try to sell the kidneys that have mysteriously appeared on my nightstand.  Should this be a trap set by Gungan scientists who intend to cut me up and study my organs for insight regarding my powers of observation, I leave you, my Dearest Diary, here for others to discover.  Maybe, just maybe, I will persuade future Ric Olie's to never, ever, under any circumstance, start an observation thread in a forum of weirdos.

Yours,
Captain Handsome.

Today's Observation: I believe, despite my expectations, that I am in fact the sanest person in this thread now.  I hope no one can hear me, although it would defeat the purpose of my existence, as I now fear for my safety.

vaderios said:

I love the curves

That's what I told Padme.  Didn't get me anywhere, unfortunately.

C3PX said:

My donations were suppose to be anonymous, Ric! And that whole check bouncing thing was my banks fault, I am good for the money.

Yeah, I've heard that before.  I lent little Anakin five bucks to buy that Japor Snippet ("made it for you" my ass) and not only does he not pay me back, but he uses it to steal my would-be future girlfriend (once she was old enough, of course).

xhonzi said:

Perhaps your vertical force needs more... oh heck, I have no idea what you're talking about.

I don't either.  I just go with the flow.  Vertical, horizontal, or whatever.

How did you know that C3PX was going to make sizeable donations to the Naboo construction industry and we were going to call the buildings "Naboob-(watch yourself C3PX)-ian" buildings?  That was supposed to be a government secret.

I guess it doesn't matter now anyway, seeing as how all of C3PX's checks bounced.

ABC said:

There are as much directions as before but you can now go further. Vertical Force might bring you higher in the Ric Olie observatory tower.

The Ric Olie Observatory Tower was never completed due to lack of funding.  I just use my spaceship instead.

ABC said:

Vertical includes horizontal, while horizontal ignores vertical before it recognize it. That's a Genesis matter... Just watch nature.

When human has enough with turning around and finally decides to stop, only then his mind is able to transcend horizontal (the animal) to become vertical (Human).

That's why the entire planet looks like one big zoo for now, my friend !

You and I share excellent observational skill, but yours is completely opposite of mine.

C3PX said:

ABC said:

He's penetrated...

He he, "penetrated"...

Not a big deal, as whatever happens behind closed doors between consenting Jedi and mystical powers is their business.  But if it makes you feel any better, I believe The Force bought Yoda dinner first.