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- #395761
- Topic
- Hot Women That Just Don't Do It For You (This thread is worthless without pics)
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- https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/395761/action/topic#395761
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TV's Frink said:
xhonzi said:
You sir are the one spreading these lies about VPN's original post!
Who the hell is VPN?
Jeez Frink, you need everything spelled out for you? Too bad there isn't anyone who specializes in that sort of thing.
(pssst...I need work)
xhonzi said:
Or the talents of a handsome Naboobian pilot who can comment on things.
Or, if Tycho is busy, maybe Ric Olie.
First of all, there ain't no Tycho that I'm aware of. Second of all...
http://originaltrilogy.com/forum/topic.cfm/The-Naboo-Handsome-Devil-TM-Poll/topic/10860/ said:
Ric Olie - 5 votes
Panaka - 1 vote
Typho
Bibble - 1 vote
Jar Jar
Boss Nass - 1 vote
Tarpals
Palpatine
Big Head Statue in the Gungan Swamp - 1 vote
R2D2 - 2 votes
Colo Fish - 1 vote
Typho ain't got one single vote. Stop trying to harsh my buzz.
Well now I have no choice but to repost my Original Vision for TPM from another thread (no 2nd posts be damned):
Ric Olie said:
The film opens with several long sequences that no one could possibly be interested in. Lots of robots, laser swords, and frog-men.
Part way through the film, a brave, handsome, and observant starship captain enters the story. He makes several witty remarks and generally saves the day.
The rest of the movie continues on like the first part, with more robots, laser swords, and frog-men, with some politics thrown in to really slow things down.
The brave, handsome, and observant starship captain shows up once or twice more, making more witty remarks. The climax of the film occurs when he helps blow up the evil robot control ship by observing the whiny kid's actions.
The film ends with two scenes:
1) Everyone is sad, not because the force-dude is being burned to a crisp, but rather because the brave, handsome, and observant starship captain does not speak during the scene.
2) Everyone is happy, not because the frog-men get an electro-static ball, but because the brave, handsome, and observant starship captain is promised more work in the next movie.
That record jacket is old.
You wish...
I'm on to you. You're a man, baby!
Jar Jar good buddy! Miso happy to be seein youso.
So...Round 2?
I need another paycheck so I can afford another burger.
xhonzi said:
I used to plot marrying little daughter of Lucas and then bumping off the old man to take control of the Star Wars Empire! (buwhahahahaha!) But I just had a normal life instead. I always kind of regretted it (especially as Lucas proved over and over again how unfit he was for the thrown- er throne) but then I saw what's her name next to daddy in Ep3. Man, did I almost make a big mistake.
You talking about this one:
or this one:
Doesn't really matter. You can't go wrong either way.
This sucker looks kind of familiar:
A Frink sock, perhaps?
Whatevas.
I don't believe this for a second. Anyone who would falsify a wikipedia entry to try and claim Naboobian ancestry cannot be trusted when it comes to birthdays.
Ric Olie said:
I hated this review. He took an unfair shot at Ric and Ric.
Two pages later, C3PX said:
"Fuck you Rick Berman! You ruined this too! Stop ruining mo-- Wait a minute... that ain't Rick Berman! What is it with Ricks?"
Freakin' hilarious! That was so funny it brought tears to my eyes. Phew...
Hilarious? It brought tears to my eyes too, but only because it was so offensive.
And you spelled "Ric" wrong, BTW.
xhonzi said:
This thread is starting to look like hot.like.fire's myspace page.
Who?
Oh, yeah...
(photo credit Stinky-Dinkins)
mmph mm mphhhh mmm yeah, that was tasty.
So what did I miss?
Davnes007 said:
30 Move Update:
"This is intense!"
Take over Dav, I'm gonna go get a burger.
ABC said:
When I think... He never talked to me like that ! He doesn't talk to me no more anyway.
Dear ABC,
Love,
Ric
Dear hot.like.C3PX,
Love,
hot.like.olie
zzzzzzzzzzzz
zzzzzzzghrabhr huh?
They're not done yet? Jeez. I gotta plane to catch.
In 3...2...(silent)...
And we're back! A bunch of stuff has happened, you'll just have to trust me. Irregardless, it's a thrill-a-minute match, and I'm glued to the edge of my seat.
Seriously, I'm glued to it. Can some one help me out?
Wow, I see that diddy solo has been ejected from both The Tournament and all of OT.com. Ferris didn't even get a chance to taze him!
Dear hot.like.C3PX,
Love,
hot.like.olie