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Ric Olie

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#395674
Topic
Random Thoughts
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xhonzi said:

Or the talents of a handsome Naboobian pilot who can comment on things.

Or, if Tycho is busy, maybe Ric Olie.

First of all, there ain't no Tycho that I'm aware of.  Second of all...

http://originaltrilogy.com/forum/topic.cfm/The-Naboo-Handsome-Devil-TM-Poll/topic/10860/ said:

Ric Olie - 5 votes

Panaka - 1 vote

Typho

Bibble - 1 vote

Jar Jar

Boss Nass - 1 vote

Tarpals

Palpatine

Big Head Statue in the Gungan Swamp - 1 vote

R2D2 - 2 votes

Colo Fish - 1 vote

Typho ain't got one single vote.  Stop trying to harsh my buzz.

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#395590
Topic
The Original Vision Post Trilogy: Special Edition
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Well now I have no choice but to repost my Original Vision for TPM from another thread (no 2nd posts be damned):

Ric Olie said:

The film opens with several long sequences that no one could possibly be interested in.  Lots of robots, laser swords, and frog-men.

Part way through the film, a brave, handsome, and observant starship captain enters the story.  He makes several witty remarks and generally saves the day.

The rest of the movie continues on like the first part, with more robots, laser swords, and frog-men, with some politics thrown in to really slow things down.

The brave, handsome, and observant starship captain shows up once or twice more, making more witty remarks.  The climax of the film occurs when he helps blow up the evil robot control ship by observing the whiny kid's actions.

The film ends with two scenes:

1) Everyone is sad, not because the force-dude is being burned to a crisp, but rather because the brave, handsome, and observant starship captain does not speak during the scene.

2) Everyone is happy, not because the frog-men get an electro-static ball, but because the brave, handsome, and observant starship captain is promised more work in the next movie.

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#395320
Topic
Lucas v. Spielberg, Round 1 - Who Is The Better Actor?
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xhonzi said:

I used to plot marrying little daughter of Lucas and then bumping off the old man to take control of the Star Wars Empire! (buwhahahahaha!)  But I just had a normal life instead.  I always kind of regretted it (especially as Lucas proved over and over again how unfit he was for the thrown- er throne) but then I saw what's her name next to daddy in Ep3.  Man, did I almost make a big mistake.

You talking about this one:

http://www.filmdope.com/Gallery/ActorsL/56191-25524.gif

or this one:

http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/strollerderby/2008/06/01-07/amandalucas.jpg

Doesn't really matter.  You can't go wrong either way.

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#395259
Topic
RedLetterMedia's Revenge of Nadine [TPM 108 pg Resp. [RotS Review+RotS Preview+ST'09 Reveiw+Next Review Teaser+2002 Interview+AotC OutTakes+Noooooo! Doc.+SW Examiner Rebuttal+AotC Review+TPM Review]
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Ric Olie said:

I hated this review.  He took an unfair shot at Ric and Ric.

Two pages later, C3PX said:

"Fuck you Rick Berman! You ruined this too! Stop ruining mo-- Wait a minute... that ain't Rick Berman! What is it with Ricks?"

Freakin' hilarious! That was so funny it brought tears to my eyes. Phew...

Hilarious?  It brought tears to my eyes too, but only because it was so offensive.

And you spelled "Ric" wrong, BTW.

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#394948
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VFP vs. OT.com
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zzzzzzzghrabhr huh?

They're not done yet?  Jeez.  I gotta plane to catch.

In 3...2...(silent)...

And we're back!  A bunch of stuff has happened, you'll just have to trust me.  Irregardless, it's a thrill-a-minute match, and I'm glued to the edge of my seat.

Seriously, I'm glued to it.  Can some one help me out?