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Ric Olie

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Join date
3-Sep-2009
Last activity
29-Nov-2013
Posts
1,228

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Post
#403758
Topic
The Gaffer Tape Thread
Time

C3PX said:

Wow, I was mementarily half considering making a sock named Jack with the title of "Hooker"... then I thought of all that work poor Fink has to do when switching between himself and his socks. Log out... log in... post... log out... log in... post... log out... log in... post... log out... log in... post... got to get tiring. And the socks are already a bit crazy.

All of his socks?  That two-timing, double-crossing, no good, scruffy-looking...

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#403445
Topic
The Prequel Radical Redux Ideas Thread
Time

vaderios said:

Well just proposing :D

 

-Angel

I accept!

I suggest we keep my last name.  Let's face it, Olie is a well known name that opens certain doors in life, as you will soon find out.  Shall we set a date?

By the way, what's up with your sig?  It looks like she kills with her armpit odor.  I hope that doesn't represent your feelings on deodorant, because this relationship could be over before it started.

Hmm...maybe we should just live together first?

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#402410
Topic
Farewell Diet Gaffer Tape! (& Crane Brothers) We barely knew thee!
Time

Dear Dr. Crane,

Thank you for agreeing to correspond with me through PM.  Something seems different this time, but I think I hit the right button.  I guess let me know if you don't get this.  And yes, I'm typing while laying on my couch just like you suggested.  I think it's helping already.

Anyway, I'm writing today because I'm feeling insecure again.  It's not about my looks this time, as I have been looking in the mirror each morning and telling myself how handsome I am, just as you suggested.  No, I'm feeling insecure about my sense of humor.

I don't know exactly why, but yesterday Mr. Moth3r made fun of my comedic skills.  Specifically, he said my humor was "borderline."  To give you a frame of reference, he also said that Biff was "funny," which is just shocking to me.  Biff just shows up once every six months and calls someone a butthead.  Meanwhile I'm on the front line every day, risking the slings and arrows, just to make people's lives a wee bit more entertaining.  I felt like I was succeeding in this task, but now I'm filled with doubt and a bit of self-loathing.

I told a few jokes to the mirror this morning, but my reflection did not laugh once.

Thanks for your help as always.  And I hope your brother is feeling better.  He's probably faking it for the attention,lol.

Yours,
Ric