Post Praetorian

and were startled to find

unless they have first signed

Oreo cookies seemed to be

I realize it might be somewhat backwards, but I am actually afraid of living too long. I do not wish to meet the me of the future who has no idea he has left the house with mismatched shoes. (Mind you, I have already reached the stage where I cease to consider the compatibility of my socks and yet seem willing to carry on at least as far as my next luncheon.)

Worse, he may begin to recount the same anecdotes until visits with him become a matter of duty rather than pleasure. (Wait, are they a matter of pleasure now? This is hard to consider given I have not had visitors in quite some time...and now my wonderful thread languishes for lack of proper subject matter...)

Worse, he may begin to recount the same anecdotes until visits with him become a matter of duty rather than pleasure...

Worse, he may begin to recount the same anecdotes until visits with him become a matter of duty rather than pleasure...

Worse, he may begin to recount the same anecdotes until visits with him become a matter of duty rather than pleasure...

What was I on about again?

DuracellEnergizer said:

I'd like to ask serious philosophical questions, but my absurdism gets in the way.

 Then you are most absurdedly in the right place...ask away and we shall peel the onion together, eh?

gizzy2000 said:

AntcuFaalb said:

That Disney is going to attempt some kind of half-assed OUT release and accidentally leave SE stuff in.

(They should probably go back to an IP or release print instead of the negative. There are just too many ways to fuck things up by going back to the negative, permanently altered or not.)

 That's definitely something I've been worried about. 

I'm also terrified of drowning and grasshoppers.

 I could be persuaded of a fear of drowning in grasshoppers I suppose...

Where are my serious philosophical questions? Am I not waiting patiently enough? 

I have condescended to adjust the topic heading to clarify several positions whilst confusing a myriad others. It was the least I could do...so, naturally, I did it.

RicOlie_2 said:

Yes,

Good!

but in this case

What other case might there be?

you could have

But probably would not have!

also meant

Only rarely!

the one

And who might ever claim such a singularity?

on i8.

Oh. I suppose I should have waited out your sentence entire prior to jumping to conclusions...sorry about it....

Sh6-g7

P*f1

 +L h3 x f3 (whilst making the nom nom sound, no less)

Now, DE, sighing sadly for having to ruin his erstwhile effort at building towards so straight a line, opts for the very tempting:

B g2xf3

Australia with a real problem

So long as it ends up on h6...

I assume you meant N d4xc6...because that's what you wrote.

G b7 x c6

but were discarded by the

Just then, a hunter raised

S i7-h6

L h7 - h3

everyone in unison winking at

always eating too much candy

P *d6

as a dentist for the

because they truly hated pianos

as well as a sense

Screamed Frink's re-animated corpse with

...clearly he does not like knights...

L d7xh7

Now DE is truly puzzled as to why he moved that last pawn...no matter, he thinks he can recover with:

N i9-g6

Possessed said:

Post Praetorian said:

Possessed said:

Do chickens have personalities?  If so, should we be eating them?

Is not personality synonymous with flavor? 

 Not necessarily.  Everybody always wants the fattest cows, pigs, and chickens for their food, and being more fat would probably make them sluggish, therefor decreasing personality but increasing taste, so by this train of thought personality is inversely proportional to flavor.

 Ah, very good! This is acceptable: personality may yet be equated with flavor, but perhaps now in a negative sense...

L *d7

imperialscum said:

So if I present this the other way around. We are infants without any prior experience. We both look at an cubical object emitting a radiation at frequency about 650THz. What you experience in your brain is this:

and what I experience in my brain is this:

We are both told by the parents that this object is blue. Then we go outside and we see the sky for the first time. Will we both call it blue? Of course we will.

 Thank you for your offer of the above brown and green respective boxes in mine thread of philosophical discussions, however I must refuse such a kind offer as I have no use for them now that Christmas has passed. If you do not wish to take them back we may both simply leave them out in the hopes that one of the less fortunate members may find them and delight in their perfectly squarish appearance. 

Regards,

Praetorian