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PSYCHO_DAYV

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#85927
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The Things We Hate And Love Thread .
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Originally posted by: Bossk
Originally posted by: PSYCHO_DAYV
CONSEQUENTLY, THE WOMAN DIDN'T COME BACK FOR IT.


"Ummm...yeah... I lost something here the other day..."
"Can you describe it?"
"Ummm... it's kinda long and hard and..."

[at this point I would be turning on a tape recorder to preserve the rest of the conversation in case nobody believed me later on]

Dayv, please tell me you guys did not actually keep that in the lost and found.



IT PROMPTLY WENT INTO THE TRASH AFTER WE SHOWED IT EVERYBODY WHO WORKED AT THE THEATER.
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#85925
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Originally posted by: ricarleite
So you mean that by 2018 PanAm will be flying us to a space station orbiting the moon, the USSR will be in a cold war against the USA, people will use a "videophone" by Bell to talk to relatives, and the computers will be gigantic mainframes with no GUI? I can't wait to live in 2018, so I can discover that monolith and sell it on e-bay!



I ACTUALLY RECALL ALL OF THAT STUFF. I'LL BE SEARCH E-BAY FOR YOUR AUCTION.
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#85847
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The Things We Hate And Love Thread .
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Originally posted by: Han Solo VS Indiana Jones
When I worked as an usher at Regal Cinema, I used to hate cleaning up after the kids movies like "Shrek 2" because the amount of trash on the floor was just staggering. Messes were inevitable, but parents really need to work on teaching their kids better manners when it comes to eating at the movies and public places in general.

And don't get me started on the things that went on in OUR bathrooms...



WHEN I WAS MANAGING THEATERS WE WOULD MAKE THE NEW USHER CLEAN UP THE VOMIT IN THE AUDITORIUMS. DON'T DRUNK PEOPLE HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO THAN GO TO THE MOVIES ??? I ALSO FOUND A VIBRATOR LEFT BEHIND IN AN AUDITORIUM THAT WAS PLAYING LEGENDS OF THE FALL. GUESS THE WOMEN REALLY DO LIKE BRAD PITT. CONSEQUENTLY, THE WOMAN DIDN'T COME BACK FOR IT.