Leonardo

The following is basically my two cents worth of opinion, based on what little experience I have.

Tyrphanax said:

Skype IM, Tumblr "question" (basically a PM), and a text from the old crush tonight. Kinda out of the blue (we haven't really spoken since she decided that the other guy was a better choice this spring),

Those chicks aren't worth talking to. More trouble than they're worth. If a girl respects you, she will at least attempt to remain friends with you. If there's no respect, there's no friendship.

but I had this strange feeling like it was bound to happen soon.

Wishful thinking maybe. Are you sure you're over her?

Started off fairly cordial. Then I decided to lay it on her.

"You realize you really hurt me when you took off, right?"

"I know that very well."

"Ouch."

"I had to, sam."

"Had to?"

"Yes"

"Gun to your head?"

No reply.

Bah.

LOL PWND.

But seriously, not only it's an awesome comeback, it's also good to get things off your stomach, so you can move on. That "bah" of yours just about sums it up, you realized it's not worth it to even attempt an intelligent conversation with this person.

I know. I kinda miss it, too. I'm just trying out this new kind-of-goatee look.

It will take something like 5-6 months to grow it back the way it was.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1c-4E0BAm8

AntcuFaalb said:

Leonardo: You should totally grow a long flowing Merlin beard.

I'd love to have one, it's just that my mustache always ruins the picture.. always so... rubbish and teenagery.

AntcuFaalb said:

Leonardo said:

Bingowings said:

I was going to suggest, "use your imagination", that's what I do when I want to watch something I don't have access to (or sometimes a pair of binoculars and a step ladder *sorry Ray Stevenson*).

WHAT?! You shaved?!

I liked the look of the beard...

Well...

timdiggerm said:

corellian77 said:

William Shatner may or may not be the best actor that ever lived.

Disagree. A definitive answer is known: He is not the best actor that ever lived.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxTxX35aqZA

Bingowings said:

I was going to suggest, "use your imagination", that's what I do when I want to watch something I don't have access to (or sometimes a pair of binoculars and a step ladder *sorry Ray Stevenson*).

Aw, come on! It's the letter "E"... too easy!

The coffin?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7CNu30Al7s

TV's Frink said:

I didn't want to open myself up to the dreaded Rear Admiral.

Milhouse, you're supposed to post that in this thread:

http://originaltrilogy.com/forum/topic.cfm/Quote-needed/topic/14597/page/3/

TV's Frink said:

xhonzi said:

Leonardo said:

xhonzi said:

darth_ender said:

My personal theory however, is that you have a crush on John Carter of Mars ;)

 
Oh, you...

Do you come with the car?

Wow, you beat Frink.  This place has changed.

Stop calling me black, Pot!

 

Worst. Simpsons quote. Ever.

Tyrphanax said:

Leonardo said:

...that we both wanted that abusive prick out of the picture.

 

No, she didn't.

(I think) I see what you did there.

walkingdork said:

I know what you meant, we've had this conversation before.

Bingowings said:

On principle I'm all for people doing whatever they like to their own bodies but if you have to have a license to fly a plane or drive a car maybe you should have some sort of personality test before you are allowed to drink/take drugs and date?

Some people are lovely drunks.

I usually am, I sing, I stumble, I cackle... Only a couple of times I've had to puke and blacked out, but that was because of miss scum.

I must confess to never have discovered a coke user who was remotely improved by their habit or their cocaine decisions but maybe I just haven't met enough of them.

I respond with one of my favourite quotes from Mr. Cosby

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWzceMfsRbU

this whole show is unbelievably funny, I know it by heart, that's how many times I've seen it.

walkingdork said:

Sucks, man. As a former "chaser" I will say that it is a shitty gig that rarely ends well. Don't give up on love or sex. After a strange breakup  with my last girlfriend (who I dated for 3 years) I decided to take a year off from women (relationships at least). I fooled around with a chick a couple times but never pursued anything. A year later I feel a lot better about myself and have a lot more friends now that I my social life isn't impeded by a relationship. I'm open for business, now it's just a matter of finding a woman in my home town that isn't a ham. :P

And what do you mean about second base? did she go down on you and you didn't enjoy it???

For the record, I've never really been a skirt chaser, more like a hopeless romantic, always falling in love with somebody who didn't love me back. Incredibly naive, too. That is why, once I met this girl who told me she was attracted to me and wanted to kiss me (both firsts for me) I thought I had finally found my dream. Little did I know, she was a slut.

Yes, she did go down on me, and no, I didn't enjoy it. She was drunk and kept repeating "give me your ****, I want it". I obviously wasn't ready, plus the fact that she still had a boyfriend was a big turnoff for me, despite the fact that we both wanted that abusive prick out of the picture. I wanted to hear the three magic words. Instead I got a toothy bj I didn't really enjoy.

It's all right Frink. That's the way life is. :)  I guess this is what happens to people who think they're lucky. ;)
Writing is a huge relief valve for me. It makes me stronger and gives me a chance to see things more from a distance.

walkingdork said:

You don't look like the Charlie Browniest. Still chasing?

No. I've been hurt real bad by someone I now refer to as scum.

I now regret meeting her in the first place, let alone getting involved sentimentally. I've suffered for almost a year. I was in love (unrequited, of course) with someone who didn't respect me from day one. She does not have respect for herself either. I knew about a heavy alcohol problem, the careless fucking and the just plain disrespect for anybody, but when I heard her talking about messing with the devil's dandruff, and being proud of it, I got the fuck away from her. No, I don't wanna be your friend, you piece of shit. I don't like the things you do, I don't like the things you say and I don't like the things you think. First you tease me endlessly, say you're attracted to me, you steal my first kiss, you say we could have something going on. One fatal night you wanna do me but I refuse, you're drunk and you still have a boyfriend, a really mean one. I halfheartedly agree to third base, but don't enjoy it. And once you leave that maniac boyfriend of yours your hole belongs to everybody but me!

Sorry, I got carried away. I haven't seen her since... April, May, I don't even remember anymore, and still, there are nights when the rage builds up so much inside me I cannot sleep.

And so it happened that I completely neglected uni, took up chain smoking and experienced a general nervous breakdown. I've almost constantly been in a bad mood in the last months, only work, music and things like this forum have kept me going.

I've now grown incredibly wary of people. I'm not interested in anything, or anyone, and I wasn't really interested in sex before, now it just plain disgusts me.
My friends, two people I love, respect and trust, the only people I have left, will probably try and arrange something for me, they talked to me about the opportunity. But I refused then and I will refuse when the time comes. I'm just not interested in being hurt anymore.

xhonzi said:

Leonardo said:

xhonzi said:

darth_ender said:

My personal theory however, is that you have a crush on John Carter of Mars ;)

 
Oh, you...

Do you come with the car?

Wow, you beat Frink.  This place has changed.

I've always been a Simpsons buff. Frink isn't the only one, you now, nor is he somehow "special" cause he's named after the professor...  ;)

AntcuFaalb said:

 

Leonardo said:

AntcuFaalb said:

 

Bingowings said:

Grow a beard, especially if you are a girl (girls with beards are hot).

I'm male, but a red beard wouldn't look right on me.

 

why not? you'd look like a viking! and vikings are kewl!! :)

Four words: Wife. Would. Hate. It.

:-(

 

aw, that's too bad...

...

I can do whatever the hell I want! :-P

xhonzi said:

darth_ender said:

My personal theory however, is that you have a crush on John Carter of Mars ;)

 
Oh, you...

Do you come with the car?

AntcuFaalb said:

 

Bingowings said:

Grow a beard, especially if you are a girl (girls with beards are hot).

I'm male, but a red beard wouldn't look right on me.

 

why not? you'd look like a viking! and vikings are kewl!! :)

twister111 said:

 

Leonardo said:

This is one I read in a magazine years ago:

A man is slowly dragging himself on the road. He has a thimble in his hand. Suddenly he lifts his head, looks up and realizes where he is: in front of an hotel. Defeated, he shouts "I'm ruined!!" and collapses on the ground.

Explain what just happened.

He was playing a game of monopoly.

 

On the nose, twist! Brava!

You_Too said:

Leonardo said:

It was a baseball! In baseball, I'm told, you run home!

Ah damn... I blame it on me being swedish. We have neither american football or baseball here.

Well, I've never seen a baseball game, but I know a few terms from movies and tv. Plus all of that sexual stuff about bases, it's a good code.

It was a baseball! In baseball, I'm told, you run home!

doubleKO said:

I've heard Leo's last one, but slightly differently. I think I got to ask yes or no questions though.

That's right, I had totally forgot about that! Silly me... So it shouldn't belong in this here thread, as it's not exactly a riddle...