Leonardo

WHAT.... is your quest?

WHAT... is your name??

Who would cross the bridge of death must answer me these questions three.

'Ere the other side he see.

Ok, off you go.

WHAT... is your favourite colour?

DIE, YOU STUPID EXCUSE FOR A TRUMPET !!!!!!

There. You'd managed to become more annoying than that whiny Wendy.

Which reminds me... Pardon me, it'll just be a minute...

I didn't steal anything, outside of this fatso's body. These stupid jeans were tight already, goddammit!

Disturbing? DISTURBING ?  You wanna see room 237 ?

It's not the heat. There are several feet of snow outside the Hotel right now, and I still wanna slaughter my family.

Urge to kill... rising...

It's too late Bingo, I'm the caretaker now. And I have always been the caretaker...

Facepalm? If this turns out to be true, I won't facepalm.

Wait, you didn't let me finish my sentence. I said, I won't facepalm,

I'll just take a hammer and bash my own brains right the fuck in.

All CGI and no story make Anakin a whiny bitch. All CGI and no story make Anakin a whiny bitch. All CGI and no story make Anakin a whiny bitch. All CGI and no story make Anakin a whiny bitch. All CGI and no story make Anakin a whiny bitch. All CGI and no story make Anakin a whiny bitch. All CGI and no story make Anakin a whiny bitch. All CGI and no story make Anakin a whiny bitch...

raj-raj....raj-raj...raj-raj.......

you observe? way to steal ol' ric olie's job!

Shonzie as a highschooler... Heyyyyy... sit on it!

If the rain comes, they run and hide their heads,

they might as well be dead... if the rain comes,

if the rain comes!

When the sun shines, they slip into the shade,

and sip their lemonade... when the sun shines,

when the sun shines!

Ra-a-a-a-in, I don't mind...

Shi-i-i-i-ine, the weather's fine....

I'm playing, as I write this, the first "Age of Empires".

Lotsa fun!! :D

watch these and your popcorn won't be wasted:

All those unnecessary quotation marks make me feel uncomfortable. It boggles the mind... I mean, did all these people think that quotation marks were just for decoration? It drives me nuts, like that pirate with a steering wheel in his crotch said.

The thread has already been derailed, so I'll say nothing. I'll just post this video cause I find it really interesting.

Youtube video

TV's Frink said:

That's just because you don't speak their language.

My point exactly. :p

Hey wait a minute. You could make a message with Chewie and Artoo, provided you have Threepio translating their sentences and/or talking back to them. That would work wouldn't it? I mean that's Goldenrod's job after all...

Edit:

Re: Lando

"Hi, I'm Lando Calrissian, and I'll be your best friend and I'll never betray you. Promise. What? No I'm not crossing my fingers. It's.. er... arthritis. You know, the disadvantages to live in Cloud City. Now pardon me as I'm off to meet some nice guy who loves capes just as much as me."

These recordings made my day. There's one thing, though. All of them, no matter in what sequence you play them (although I'm pretty sure the C3PO is supposed to be the first one) always say at the end "Call next month for a new message". Shouldn't this mean that there should be more?

On the other hand, I can't think of any other character that could've recorded another message. I mean, we got all the main characters, Ben Kenobi was supposed to be dead (so having a recording with him would've spoiled the surprise), and I don't see the point in making a message with Chewie or Artoo...

Forget it Fink! It's Shonzie, and you know it!

Seriously though, I was partly joking, because as a non-native english speaker, I find it hard to imagine how would you pronounce that nickname of yours.

I figured (but I'm surely wrong) that the "xh" group at the beginning would sound something like a "sh" sound, and the rest would follow just like the rest of "Fonzie". Is that it?

yeah good luck! I've had more than my share of computer problems. A year ago my laptop's motherboard and graphic chip melted, sent it to repair, came back like brand new. A month ago or so, almost the same problem, wouldn't even turn on (kept going on a loop : on... off....on...off) so we asked a tech guy in a shop and he told us (as I already read on the net) that the thing was flawed from factory, i.e. that same model had caused that same problem to everybody, meaning mb death after a year of 20 h a day use (like me).

So I said screw it I'm going to get me a desktop pc, what do I need a laptop for anyway. We gave the tech guy the old thing, he said he could use those pieces, and he gave us some used parts, which I am now using to write this post. All except the case, keyboard and monitor, which I have since 1998.

Yes. I am writing on a 12 year old keyboard.  :-)

oh I hadn't noticed there were four asterisks instead of five... now finky's really got me guessing!

EDIT : just went over there and read it. Lazy Leo, was lazy

it's a synonymum for house cat