Leonardo

[loud, low, slightly slurred voice] I would like to hear the sound... of two bricks being smashed together! [/loud, low, slightly slurred voice]

[Elton John impression] S-S-S-Sluggo and The Boosssssttttt [/Elton John impression]

Sluggo said:

Gaffer Tape said:

 

Just saw American Graffiti for the first time.  Damn that digital sky.  Damn it to hell!

 

 

Fixed.

Warbler said:

if that's so, why did the theaters hand out the barf bags?

maybe they suspected a batch of bad popcorn.

Well said Nanner.

I beg your pardon?

dark_jedi said:

Are you talking about this one?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0368226/

if so what is scary about this? looks stupid as hell.

Nobody said anything about it being scary. Although it IS scaringly stupid.

You really do FEAR for your sanity while you watch it.

dark_jedi said:

Warbler said:

I do not wish to watch a movie that will leave me mentally disturbed.

If a movie does this to you then you have some serious problems, it is just a movie LOL, and absolutely watch it, it is a classic, very entertaining movie.

mentally disturbed from watching a movie, what the hell?

...well I've heard of people that were never the same after watching "The Room"...

oh, also I've heard "The Exorcist" is shit-your-pants scary. Makes me wanna see it, just to see if it lives up to my expectations. 

And now, for our series "Stupid stuff to do at home when you're alone and bored",

AKA "Silly things that should never get past the stage of <<I got an idea>>", :

I just mixed hot tea with brandy. It was good. :)

Do try this at home.

HotRod said:

doubleofive said:

 

HotRod said:

doubleofive said:

Five

I don't get it!?!?

FIVE

 

FIVE what?? 

 

I don't get it??

THREE, he means three questions, answer them correctly or you are cast into the gorge of eternal peril.

I don't have a photo about this, I've only seen it written in a book that was a compilation of these kinda signs, so it could very well be made up; but anyway, picture a garage, with a sign on the right that says: "ENTER SLOWLY", just below this somebody had written with a marker "I'm still virgin".

Sluggo said:

I think my grandpa only has a few weeks left.

That's sad, Sluggo. It's bad enough when one knows a loved one is going to pass away soon, let alone knowing how soon. It's a stress on the family...

Take care Sluggo.

Don't get technical with me!

Whoever posts from a laptop, whilst lying on his bed with his head on the pillow. I wish I could still do that, but I don't have a laptop anymore.

I would love to have an emoticon of this, maybe animated:

maybe it can be converted in ASCII...

Now you do:

http://originaltrilogy.com/forum/topic.cfm/Last-song-you-listened-to/post/447337/#TopicPost447337

Nope.

Maybe the roach was on dope, but I didn't think to ask him. Did he ask me permission to climb my right foot? Nope. Down the drain he went.

I nominate Shonzie for Xhonzi.

I know that. From the moment I wrote the name of the site there, I promptly climbed on top of the guard tower.

TheBoost said:

Leonardo said:

 

Laurelandhardyforum.com (Forum about Laurel and Hardy, I'm a mod there)

 Tough gig. I bet the debates get real heated and personal.

Well, it's an online forum, what would you expect?

Actually no, TheBoost, it's a very "clean" place, in all the years that I've been there I've only seen 1 (one) flame war caused by some troublemaker who was promptly banned. We mods just clean up after the spammers, mainly.

Deal with it.

Ot.com

Ripplin's quiz

Real Life Comics

Least I Could Do (another webcomic)

Cad (another webcomic)

Blue Milk Special (SW webcomic)

Cinemassacre.com

Thatguywiththeglasses.com

Laurelandhardyforum.com (Forum about Laurel and Hardy, I'm a mod there)

It's the Quasimodo cookie!

Had to visit grandma at the hospital. I was the only one available to go and feed her. Came 30 minutes late because of traffic and found no place to park the car. I parked it badly inside the hospital's parking lot, blocking 2 cars in the process. Found her, she'd already eaten. Ok so I'm useless. She tried to talk, couldn't understand a thing, as she's had a stroke.

Came to get the car a hour later, in the hurry I jumped from a height and hurt my feet. Found two ladies by the car complaining cause they couldn't get out, they were in the right so I said nothing, however they kept repeating that they'd called the tow truck. When I finally got home, tired, sweaty and pissed off, it hit me. How the hell was the tow truck supposed to get inside that parking lot, get my car and get out of there considering that it was filled to the brim with cars?

Who cares, I thought. As long as they didn't get my lisence plate I'm good. Tried to wash my hands, but I was interrupted by a strange sensation. Like if something was tickling my right foot. A fucking bigass cockroach was trying to crawl on my foot! I jumped about 3 feet in the air, lost my temper and drowned the fucker with floor detergent. How do they come in??? So I tried to pull down the blind, which was still up, whadda you know... The ropey thingy snapped clear off. Now the blind will stay down for a while, I guess.

 "Hey, wanna see me tempt fate? Could this day get any worse? I did it ironically, so I think I'm safe." 

Well... I do feel a little better now. My feet still hurt, though.

I hate the fucking traffic. I hate it....