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#213971
Topic
The Things We Hate And Love Thread .
Time
Originally posted by: greencapt
Originally posted by: ADigitalMan

But I'd probably hate the consequences more.


...and there was all kinds of mean nasty ugly
looking people on the bench there. Mother rapers. Father stabbers. Father
rapers! Father rapers sitting right there on the bench next to me! And
they was mean and nasty and ugly and horrible crime-type guys sitting on the
bench next to me. And the meanest, ugliest, nastiest one, the meanest
father raper of them all, was coming over to me and he was mean 'n' ugly
'n' nasty 'n' horrible and all kind of things and he sat down next to me
and said, "Kid, whad'ya get?" I said, "I didn't get nothing, I had to pay
$50 and stop doing fan edits." He said, "What were you arrested for, kid?"
And I said, "Fan editing." And they all moved away from me on the bench
there, and the hairy eyeball and all kinds of mean nasty things, till I
said, "And creating a nuisance." And they all came back, shook my hand,
and we had a great time on the bench, talkin about crime, mother stabbing,
father raping, all kinds of groovy things that we was talking about on the
bench...




You need to lay off the crack-coccaine a bit, buddy!
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#213691
Topic
My Response
Time
Originally posted by: Obiwampa
Eros, dont come in here to start s**t. I've read posts by you elsewhere, and I'm really not interested in hearing it here. Either you are part of the solution or you are part of the problem, quit being part of the problem and get out. Ass.


I don't mean to take sides but there's no need to be hypocritical, Obiwampa.
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#213660
Topic
The Da Vinci Code Movie
Time
I just saw the movie, and I have also read the book.

The book was awesome, loved every page of it. The movie was, in my own opinion, poorly directed and had poor acting from both the parts of Sophie Neveu and Robert Langdon. The funny thing about it was that everyone else; Teabing, Remy, Silas, Aringarosa, etc. all did exceptionally well in terms of acting. I also felt that some parts were a bit.....awkward to watch.

Oh well, I was really excited about it but was thoroughly dissapointed after seeing it.
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#212774
Topic
Help with a logic puzzle
Time
I didn't think a thread would be worth making around just this, so I'm just going to post it here.
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A criminal is sentenced to death. He is put in a cell and told that sometime in the next week (Monday through Friday) he will be removed from his cell and hanged. BUT, when the man comes to remove him from his cell, it will be a complete surprise to him.

Obviously the criminal gets no sleep that night, so he thinks about what was said to him. After a while, the criminal is very pleased because he reasons this:

If Thursday has passed, and he has not been hanged, then he knows he will be hanged on Friday. If this is true, then it wouldn't be much of a surprise. So he reasons that he will NOT be hanged on Friday.

He then reasons that if Wednesday has passed, and he now knows that he will not be hanged on Friday, then he will have to be hanged on Thursday. But this wouldn't be a surprise either!

The criminal then concludes that he will not be hanged ANYTIME in the next 5 days because it would never be a surprise, thus conflicting with what he has been told.

The criminal gleefully sits in his cell....Monday passes, nothing. Tuesday passes, nothing. Wednesday comes, and he is taken from his cell and hanged.

Because he was so sure of his reasoning, this comes as a complete surprise to him.

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The power of a paradox!