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Hot.like.fire

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7-Jun-2005
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11-Aug-2010
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#180867
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Boy Toy Application
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So i got a private message asking if there were requirements for the position "Boy Toy". After careful thinking i made a list and here it is!

1. Must wear Aqua De Gio (aka "How-to-get-a-women-in-bed-like-THAT")
2. MUST BE HOT (inside and/or outside... this is really an open ended requirement as each man has at least one or more hot qualities to himself, he just doesnt realize it)
3. nice bum (this can be traded for another body part)
4. Must have a job, authorive figure preferred (ie professors )
5. must know how to dance (ie. grinding is a must)
6. Enjoys "games"
7. Has a life outside the forum
8. exotic eye color and/or skin color
9. "You from outta town?" your answer must be YES
10.Must be comfortable with me using the terms "bitch" and "random" to describe you


so... applicants, i'd love a picture. in exchange i'll send you a good one of me.
if you have the maturity level under 18, i will not respond to you. that is a warning!
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#180561
Topic
hot like fire thread
Time
people are surprised i like my metal and hard rock. rob zombie is a personal fav.

Dear Blog,
Today i wanted to shoot myself. a friend of mine had the best weekend sex ever (with a HOT surfer) and i was extremely jealous as she told me her story in full detail.

FULL detail people, you know what kind of psychological damage that does to a person like me?

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#180117
Topic
hot like fire thread
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Dear Blog,
it has been a while. i see that others are trying to blog as well. LOL good for you! haha yeah not much going around, i was acting like my normal bar-star self this weekend on thursday and friday night. some very good times, won't go into detail but it was a fun weekend. reading break in one week, vegas in one week and two days!