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HansiG

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6-Jul-2016
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Post
#950711
Topic
What is your personal canon?
Time

Darth Id said:

MY personal canon? Gee, nobody’s asked me that before. I guess it would be:

Star Wars (1977),
The Lawnmower Man,
HAL-9000 singing “Daisy,”
The first half of A Clockwork Orange",
Irreversible in chronological order,
"It’s full of staaaaaars!!!",
The entire series of Eerie, Indiana,
That Duck Tales episode where they multiply the silver dollar,
The “Paperback Writer” promotional film,
Story of O (the book!),
Urotsikidoji,
The Marshall Mathers LP,
The Marshall Mathers LP 2,
Story of O (the movie!), and
Friday the 13th, Part VII.

I’ve seen that somewhere before

Wario64I said:

Attack of the Clones
The Empire Strikes Back
The Force Awakens
Rebels - Season 1
The Clone Wars - Season 3
The Phantom Menace
Holiday Special
A New Hope
The Clone Wars - Seasons 1-2
Return of the Jedi
Revenge of the Sith
The CLone Wars - Seasons 4-Legacy
Rebels - Season 2
Nestlé shorts
Spaceballs
Wrath of Khan
Judgement Day
Rise of the Machines
Citizen Kane
Prisoner of Azkaban
Forrest Gump
Pitbull’s music videos
Doctor Who - Sixth Series
Tommorow Never Dies
1# Top Rated Daily video on P-hub
Zookeeper
Predator 2
The Incredible Hulk
Mad Max: Fury Road
Spiderman 3
The Mummy Returns

Post
#950160
Topic
Episode IV: A Ridiculous Hope
Time

Darth Lucas said:

HansiG said:

Darth Lucas said:

Possessed said:

When obiwan says “I don’t seem to remember owning a droid” cut to a closeup of r2 then crossroads to a montage of the scenes of r2 and obiwan and Anakin on grevious ship in ROTS set to sad ballady-esque music to make it seem this statement has broken r2s heart.

Set to this:
https://youtu.be/4fWyzwo1xg0

Not available in my country

Where do I live? Narnia?

It’s the sound of silence by Simon and garfunkle.

For people from Narnia like me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zLfCnGVeL4

Post
#950150
Topic
Episode IV: A Ridiculous Hope
Time

Darth Lucas said:

Possessed said:

When obiwan says “I don’t seem to remember owning a droid” cut to a closeup of r2 then crossroads to a montage of the scenes of r2 and obiwan and Anakin on grevious ship in ROTS set to sad ballady-esque music to make it seem this statement has broken r2s heart.

Set to this:
https://youtu.be/4fWyzwo1xg0

Not available in my country

Where do I live? Narnia?

Post
#950149
Topic
What 'a Star Wars Story' / anthology / spinoff film would you like to see?
Time

Tyrphanax said:

He’s referring to Jeremy Clarkson, also known as “Jezza”, a presenter on a British motoring show called Top Gear.

A “popular” “radio host” named Chris Evans (not Captain America) took over his presenter role once Jeremy was sacked for punching a producer over a food-related incident and the rest of the team (Richard Hammond and James May) left as a consequence.

Edit: Filthy Millennials.

The new Top Gear team fucking sucks.

Post
#949700
Topic
Religion
Time

Dear religious people,

You grew up in West and you are christian. I grew up in west and I’m an atheist.

If you grew up in Middle East, you would be muslim. I would still be an atheist.
(Note of Redaction: Well I mean if I was living in some shithole I would probably be muslim too, because I don’t want to get killed by rocks, but you know what I mean)

Post
#949686
Topic
Info: Need special effects for your edit? Request them here!
Time

YodaFan67 said:

Could someone create a star wars opening crawl with these words? I would really appreciate it. :
Episode VI
RETURN OF THE JEDI

Luke Skywalker has returned to Dagobah to complete his training. Meanwhile, Lando Calrissian has infiltrated the palace of Jabba the Hutt, preparing to rescue Han Solo.

Little does Luke know that the GALACTIC EMPIRE has secretly begun construction on a new armored space station even more powerful than the first Death Star.

When completed, this ultimate weapon will spell certain doom for the small band of rebels struggling to restore freedom to the galaxy…

It needs to have the same starfield as the original opening crawl in VI, or just have no starfield (just black) so I can put it into the video. I would do this myself, but my stupid video editing program only has a perspective scroll that goes sideways (what the heck?)

I’m sorry I had to