HansiG

Iron Man 3 - 5/5

I would go as far as to say I liked it more than The Avengers.

Mark’s Down On Your Syntax said:

I can’t see anything in your last post, Hans (unless that’s the joke?!)

No, it’s a .webp file. Some people can’t view those, I don’t know why.

A small part of the next book leaked on the internet:

http://tinyurl.com/nvjsrw9

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i dont get it

Basically, finals

I would say the worst villain is George Lucas

Subtitle sand people so its just one big misunderstanding

DOOM - 2/5
-Meh.

The Angry Video Game Nerd: The Movie - 4/5
-Fun and cliché B flick

X-Men: Apocalypse - 3/5
-A lot of wasted potential

Doctor Who (1996) - 3/5
-As a reboot which was meant to show the series to new audience, this falls flat on it’s face. As a continuation of the classic TV show, it falls flat on it’s face too but with less force. Why do Americans need to ruin everything British.

A Good Day to Die Hard - 1/5
-I was forced to watch this again with my family. I was (non)pleasantly surprised it’s still just as much garbage as I remembered it from the cinema.

Man of Steel - 3/5
-was ok i guess

Terminator: Genisys - 4/5
-I just can’t understand the hate for this movie. It’s a good turn-off-your-brain popcorn flick.

Sherlock: A Study in Pink - 5/5
Sherlock: The Blind Banker - 4/5
Sherlock: The Great Game - 4/5
-Not movies but might as well be with that 90 minute lenghth. It’s a strange mixture of Sitcom and Crimi and it somehow works.

Kingsman: The Secret Service - 5/5
-Now THIS is how you make a fucking R rated movie! I was at the edge of my seat through the whole thing!

Hardcore Henry - 2/5
-This would be a forgettable at best movie, but since the POV perspective gives you headaches, it can kindly go fuck itself!

Kill Bill Vol. 1 - 4/5
-A slow but bloody start for this dualogy. Tarantino at his best.

Kill Bill Vol. 2 - 5/5
-Everything from Kill Bill Vol. 1 but turned up to 11. Tarantino at his bestest.

Ban all snakes
Ban all computers
Ban everything

Ban life

Democratic vote to ban generalfrevious

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The Avengers - 5/5

The Angry Video Game Nerd: The Movie
The Amazing Spider-Man
Citizen Kane
DC - Man of Steel
Doctor Who: 20th Anniversary Special
Doctor Who: 50th Anniversary Special
DOOM
Hospoda: The Complete Series
MARVEL Phase One - Iron Man
MARVEL Phase One - The Incredible Hulk
MARVEL Phase One - Iron Man 2
MARVEL Phase One - Thor
MARVEL Phase One - Captain America: The First Avenger
MARVEL Phase One - The Avengers
MARVEL Phase Two - Iron Man 3
MARVEL Phase Two - Thor: The Dark World
MARVEL Phase Two - Captain America: The Winter Soldier
MARVEL Phase Two - Guardians of the Galaxy
MARVEL Phase Two - Avengers: Age of Ultron
MARVEL Phase Two - Ant-Man
MARVEL Ancillary Projects - Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D: Season 1
MARVEL Ancillary Projects - Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D: Season 2
MARVEL Ancillary Projects - Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D: Season 3
MARVEL Ancillary Projects - Agent Carter: Season 1
MARVEL Ancillary Projects - Daredevil: Season 1
MARVEL Ancillary Projects - Daredevil: Season 2
MARVEL Ancillary Projects - Jessica Jones: Season 1
The Mummy
The Mummy Returns
The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor
Spiderman
Spiderman 2
Spiderman 3
X-Men - X-Men
X-Men - X2: X-Men United
X-Men - X-Men: Days of the Future Past
X-Men - Deadpool

generalfrevious said:
[Anything]

fuck off.

suspiciouscoffee said:

Warbler said:

Many have tried over and over again to defeat The Doctor, all have failed.

One man did for a moment.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VFGxRt5guo

Alien - *****
Predator - ****
Aliens - ****
Alien^3 - ****
Predator 2 - ***
Predators - ***
Alien: Resurrection - ***
Prometheus - ***
Alien vs. Predator - **
AvP: Requiem - *

not from you, from him

generalfrevious said:

[citation needed]

generalfrevious said:

HansiG said:

generalfrevious said:

Bill Cosby was a rapist before he went into stand-up. Woody Allen was a child molester before started his career as a comedy writer. Most celebrity sex offenders are so powerful that victims are too scared to notify the police out of being not believed, and the studio system always cover these sex crimes up to protect their cash cows.

Yeah, and they definitely didn’t pull any re-runs of his shows and completely ruin his career when he got accused

Now people are aware of it; in the 1980s NBC literally paid off Cosby’s victims because it threatened their advertising revenue from The Cosby Show.

It’s not 1980’s anymore

Year of the Devil

I bought the blu-ray, only to be baffled at the fact it’s in 480p!

I know that the TV airing was in Full HD, so does anyone know about anything?

generalfrevious said:

Bill Cosby was a rapist before he went into stand-up. Woody Allen was a child molester before started his career as a comedy writer. Most celebrity sex offenders are so powerful that victims are too scared to notify the police out of being not believed, and the studio system always cover these sex crimes up to protect their cash cows.

Yeah, and they definitely didn’t pull any re-runs of his shows and completely ruin his career when he got accused

Captain America: The First Avenger - 4/5

Srsly tho, do all Marvel villains need to be evil versions of the Hero?

generalfrevious said:

Not when it is the poster child for everything wrong with gender politics today. Even in 2016 women are treated as virtual second class citizens who are not allowed to express their own opinions, and are just there for the sexual gratification of men at whatever age the man wants it to be. It’s absolutely appalling how little has changed for women in the last forty years.

Yesterday I raped this bitch and police showed up, but when they saw it’s just a rape, they just gave me a thumbs up and drove off. The next day, when I told the story at work, everyone was laughing and high-fiving me.

Oh wait, no, that totally didn’t happen because this is 2016 and not some shit B.C. year and you are pulling your facts out of your ass (or Tumblr (or both))

generalfrevious said:

Apparently you never went to college or read about the showbiz industry, if you’re saying there is no rape culture.

Woody Allen is still a profoundly evil human being, and people still celebrate him as a genius. His films always point to inherently abusive power relationships that still hurt women and children today. Dylan Farrow’s victimization is the direct result of this worldview and as a public we should have seen this coming. His films deserve to be erased from history. If you like them, just realize you were charmed by a psychopathic worthless garbage scum child rapist and feel ashamed.

I like them because they are good films. They could be created by Hitler for all I care.

What if Thanos is working for a higher being…

Being that can move through time and space unseen…

And that being is…

STAN LEE

That’s why he’s in all the movies!

Whatever, as long as the cover covers the full box, unlike blu-rays with stoopid plastic piece on top.