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David Zaragoza said:

Colson, about Episode III, I kind of disagree with you. While it certainly doesn’t reach the levels of the OT, it certainly far outclasses the other two prequels in terms of storytelling, pivotal moments, and even pacing. It is also better than your average typical science fiction film these days.

As for the GOUT, I enjoy the set, but I don’t love it. It is outclassed by the De-Ed, the Silver Screen Edition, and from what I can tell, the Legacy Edition. I still have it, and though the discs are scratched up, they play without error. I also bought the Blu-Ray, with Darth Vader as the cover of the Complete Saga, but that was before I knew about DESPECIALIZED.

Just because the turd I took today was better than the turd I took yesterday doesn’t make it any less of a turd.

I wouldn’t want black Bond or female Bond for a simple reason - according to all info we have now, the bond from Spectre and Bond from Dr. No is the same character. That same secret agent has managed to work for her majesty’s secret service for all these 50 years. How? IDK. But that’s the truth.

So I found these 3 fan movies. They are pretty good for a fanfiction. You see a lot of crazy stuff from before the first movie like Yoda with lightsaber or how Vader got turned into robot.

Link: http://tinyurl.com/gsp2ajv

Guardians of the Galaxy - 4/5

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How about subtitling Sand People so it’s one big misunderstanding

Bingowings said:

I would like to watch the films in order of density.

Attack of the Clones
Revenge of the Sith
The Phantom Menace

Original and TFA aren’t dense enough to even be bothered with

moviefreakedmind said:

I find it funny how people give Skyfall credit for having the first homosexual Bond villain when the series had a lesbian villain in 1963.

She was attracted to Bond so she wasnt lesbian. She was bi.

So the Skyfall villain is the first HOMOsexual.

b-but

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If you are leaving out Episode 1 and Episode 2, why not leave out Episode 3 as well and just watch the OT?

Sat down in front of the TV

Turned on the BR/DVD combine player

Stick Guardians of the Galaxy into it

Wait

Wait

Disc Error

RIP My copy of Guardians of the Galaxy

The Phantom Menace
Attack of the Clones
Revenge of the sith
A New Hope
The Empire Strikes Back
Return of the Jedi
The Force Awakens

Done no fucking book comic novels audio videogame tv or spinoffs

I liked when the credits started rolling

You dont need to change any of the events in PT to make them good. Just different dialogue, less CG, less annoying Jar jar and better acting

Possessed said:

I’ve never seen a James Bond film.

joefavs said:

TV’s Frink - Amy Winehouse

I have encoded the Despec. Ed. in only 1mb 640x480 what do you think

Download: http://tinyurl.com/grwo5ha

Sometime in 2005 I decided to give this “Star Wars” thing people keep talking about a try, and I watched The Phantom Menace. I didn’t like it so I pushed the franchise aside.

2 years later, friend forced me to watch A New Hope. And that’s it pretty much.

ATMachine said:

ENGLISH

Seriously, I don’t speak Russian. I have a couple of friends who do, though.

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Mark’s Down On Your Syntax said:

great talent

Why can’t someone applaud a REAL talent?

Like this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6OmnTWhsEc

Captain America: The Winter Soldier - 5/5

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Two men appear at Heaven’s Gate and St. Peter asks them how they died:

1: So I come home and I saw my wife naked in bed. I knew immediately what was going on. I started searching around until I found a guy hanging from the balcony butt naked. I took a hammer and smashed his fingers. But somehow, he survived the 3 story fall onto solid concrete! So I threw a fridge at him! But, you know, I am not the youngest, and that was hell of a lot of stress, and my heart coudln’t take it.

St. Peter lets him go to heaven

2: I was doing yoga in my apartment, but it was damn hot, so I decided to strip naked. During one move, I tripped and fell out of my window. I catched the balcony under my apartment, but then some crazy asshole came and smashed my fingers with a hammer. I survived the 3 story fall onto solid concrete in the street, but when a fridge landed on me, that was too much.

St. Peter lets him go to heaven.

P: And what about you?

3: Well, I’m just casually sitting in a fridge…

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Fullstars said:

Why don’t they produce a Starwars television series? The fanbase is huge and it takes too long to wait for another Starwars movie. Anyone agree with me?

It’s called Rebels bro