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#205841
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Superman Movie
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Originally posted by: theredbaron
LOL - her lasso is glowing!
It means that she's aroused

It probably would have been better to cut loose from all previous Superman outings and to go back to the comics for inspiration. The first two Superman movies were brilliant, but it seems the mixed approach to this movie will be its death-knell.

On one hand, they're using music from the original movies; voiceovers from Marlon Brando as Jor-El; and story continuity from the first two films; and on the other they're deciding to ditch Lex Luthor's wig (which is unimportant except for the fact that he wears them in the first two movies); designing Lois' clothes according to 1940s stylings (as opposed to say, 1970s/80s); telling Kate Bosworth not to watch the first two movies so that she doesn't consciously evoke Margot Kidder; and of course, casting different actors for the same roles (including a Superman who looks too young to be returning from anything, and a Lois Lane who looks too young for someone who's being returned to).

It's just going to mess with everyone's heads: same continuity + different actors + different approaches = ?

I predict that my thoughts upon leaving the cinema will be something like this: what exactly were they trying to do?

Exactly! Thank you! Thank God there are people who understand!
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#205840
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General Star Wars Caption This
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Originally posted by: Devilman-1369
http://www.studiocreations.com/howto/stormtrooper/images/Kiss_stormtrooper_gene.jpg

George Lucas, an avid KISS fan for over 20 years, reveals some of the new changes that his Star Wars trilogy will undergo before being released on HD-DVD in 2009.

Other intended "fixes" include a fire-breathing C3PO, a 4 foot long tongue for Chewbacca, and the famous Imperial March will be replaced by the KISS song 'War Machine'

"It was always part of my original vision of the movie" replies Lucas, when asked why even more changes were being made to his legendary trilogy


Hahahahaha

http://www.telcom.es/~jcastjr/starwars/greedo.jpg
GREEDO: "Let me shoot first, damn you!"
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#205821
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Superman Movie
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Originally posted by: greencapt
Having just watched the full trailer online I'm struck with the feeling that to me it seems more like a half-assed remake/retread rather than a bold new Superman movie. I really honestly think I'll avoid this one.

I tried to download the trailer last night but ran into problems. Will try again later today. I never thought it was a good idea to go with a "vague sequel" approach. Forgetting all that came before when they made Batman Begins was a stroke of genius that benefitted that film greatly. Cutting loose from the Superman films made circa 1978-1987 would be even better for a new Superman film. Of course, so would casting an actor who isn't uber-metrosexual looking - and it pains me to say it, but it's getting harder and harder to find American actors who AREN'T uber-metrosexual in appearance. This Routh guy looks like he escaped from the set of a Power Rangers spin off.

I always thought Superman had better chemistry with Wonder Woman.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/1f/WonderWomanSuperman.jpg
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#205819
Topic
The Things We Hate And Love Thread .
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I hate Paris Hilton and I hate the fact that she's releasing an album. See here from IMDB 5/3/06 -

Hotel heiress Paris Hilton has reportedly ditched Greek shipping heir Stavros Niarchos because he wanted to spend all summer partying, while she plans to promote her upcoming album. The socialite allegedly broke off the relationship just before leaving for Austria on Thursday, where she made a brief promotional appearance at a music festival for a reported fee of $1 million. A source tells American publication Us Weekly, "Paris dumped him. He wanted Paris to spend the summer on his yacht, but she doesn't want to party with kids on a boat. She's going to promote her album." Hilton was back in the US on Monday, where she met football player Matt Leinart for lunch, sparking rumors that the two were dating. The source adds, "There's an attraction, but they haven't hooked up."

Disgusting really
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#205571
Topic
Have any of you guys been fired before?
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Originally posted by: sean wookie
Which trailers?


Troy, King Arthur, Catwoman, Charlie's Angels Full Throttle, etc. You know, the stuff that looked really stupid. Usually all I'd say was "I don't think so" off to the side where the audience couldn't see me; on occasion a "What a piece of crap". For Troy I shouted "Who in their right mind would cast Brad Pitt as Achilles?"
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#205570
Topic
The Tom Kitten
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Originally posted by: Nanner Split
From exposingsatanism.org:



The Church of Scientology is a vicious and dangerous cult that masquerades as a religion. Its purpose is to make money. It practices a variety of mind-control techniques on people lured into its midst to gain control over their money and their lives. Its aim is to take from them every penny that they have and can ever borrow and to also enslave them to further its wicked ends.

It was started in the 1950s by a science fiction writer named L. Ron Hubbard in fulfillment to his declared aim to start a religion to make money. It is an offshoot to a method of psychotherapy he concocted from various sources which he named "Dianetics". Dianetics is a form of regression therapy. It was then further expanded to appear more like a religion in order to enjoy tax benefits. He called it "Scientology".

Scientology is a confused concoction of crackpot, dangerously applied psychotherapy, oversimplified, idiotic and inapplicable rules and ideas and science-fiction drivel that is presented to its members (at the "advanced" levels) as profound spiritual truth.



The Harm it Does to a Person

The results of applying their crackpot psychotherapy (called "auditing") is to weaken the mind. The mind goes from a rational state to an irrational one as the delusional contents of the subconscious mind are brought to the surface and are assumed to be valid. It also makes a person more susceptible to suggestion since it submerges the critical thinking faculties of the mind into a partial subconscious state. It results in a permanent light hypnotic trance and so from thenceforth that person can be more easily controlled. The person will, to a much greater extent, believe and do whatever they are told. And of course this is used to the full in persuading them to hand over further money and dedicating themselves further to the cult.

The results of applying their oversimplified and inapplicable rules in life is to lose the ability to think rationally and logically. A person loses the ability to think for themselves and so they lose the ability to challenge incorrect ideas. This makes them easier to control. It also isolates and alienates the person from society so that they withdraw from normal society and into their "Scientology" society. This further increases their susceptibility to the influence of their group. They end up being afraid of society, believing all society to be controlled by a group of drug companies, psychiatrists and financiers all of whom report to more remote masters. In other words they are in a state of mass paranoia. They therefore avoid reading newspapers and the like since they fear it will disturb their safe Scientology world. It is a downward spiral into madness.

The science fiction content of Scientology is revealed to them after they have reached the state they call "Clear", meaning freed from the aberrations of the mind. However, perhaps "brainwashed" would be a more applicable word to describe the mental state of someone who has survived the near entire delusional contents of their subconscious mind brought to the surface and presented to them as "truth". On the "advanced" levels (called OT levels) above the state of "Clear" they encounter the story of Xenu. Xenu was supposed to have gathered up all the overpopulation in this sector of the galaxy, brought them to Earth and then exterminated them using hydrogen bombs. The souls of these murdered people are then supposed to infest the body of everyone. They are called "body thetans". On the advanced levels of Scientology a person "audits out" these body thetans telepathically by getting them to re-experience their being exterminated by hydrogen bombs. So people on these levels assume all their bad thoughts and faulty memories are due to these body thetans infesting every part of their body and influencing them mentally. Many Scientologists go raving mad at this point if they have not done so already.

The "Ethics" Trap

On the surface the Church of Scientology seems reasonable. The insane content of it is only revealed to a person when the early stuff has done its work and made them more susceptible. After a short while a person "believes" that Scientology is doing them good. They are then persuaded to help their new-found group further by donating money and/or working for the organization for almost no money. Many people do exactly that.

"Ethics" is used to good effect to trap a person. A person’s natural tendency to do good is worked upon. Yes - they want to be more ethical, but what is ethical? This is where a clever trick is pulled! "Ethics" is redefined by Scientology in such a way that to be ethical is to be a better Scientologist and obey the "church". Young people, not yet made cynical through the machinations of life and politics, are very keen to contribute to the world and to be ethical. So the "ethics" trick works easily into persuading them to join the "church". Many of them join an elite group called the "Sea Org" where they become brainwashed slaves. There they work a hundred hour week for almost no pay. There they are subject to every cruel whim of their masters. It is a living hell that they endure because of the conditioning they have received and this now perverted sense of ethics that they have accepted. The "Sea Org" is the ultimate in brainwashed slavery. They are expected to work harder and harder to achieve ever higher targets of production. If they fail to meet their targets there are various penalties. One of them is to be put onto a diet of beans and rice and to miss sleep. Another is to be sentenced to a period on the RPF (Rehabilitation Project Force). This is the equivalent to "hard labour". Such is the extent of their brainwashing that they actually write "success stories" when they complete their sentences.

Brainwashing Bites Back

There is no doubt at all that L. Ron Hubbard incorporated brainwashing techniques into Scientology to put people under his control. He even wrote a "brainwashing manual" which is still in existence today. However there was a cruel twist in his scheme. He fell victim of it himself. In creating his devoted slaves, the Sea Org, he created an audience that believed every word he said. Now L. Ron Hubbard had an over-active imagination plus delusions of grandeur. The negative feedback he would obtain by being part of normal society was replaced by the positive feedback from his devoted followers. Through this his imagination got the better of him and combined with his delusions of grandeur, his thinking became increasingly bizarre which, on acceptance, led on to more bizarre thinking and the idea that he and Scientology had the job of saving the entire universe He wanted to take over the world in order to further Scientology’s aims to save the universe and so branches of Scientology were set up to try to influence governments and gain positions where they could influence to world to a high degree. So what started out as a mass confidence trick backed up with brainwashing became a monstrous and insane organization with fantastic, fanatical ideals. Because of this change, the Church of Scientology survived the death of their founder. It is like a runaway monster machine that tramples on society and peoples lives that is very difficult to stop.

Stop the Monster

The whole machinery called the "Church of Scientology" needs to be jammed somehow so that more people do not get sucked in and the people already in it have a chance to get out. We must not forget the people already in this "church". Although they are the ones perpetrating this crime they are also the victims. They need our help as well.

And here we come to the "War on the Internet".

The War on the Internet

The "War on the Internet" is the war between the Church of Scientology and Internet users who copy their documents and post them on the Internet.

The people who are copying their material and webbing it are using the huge accessibility of the world-wide web to get information out to people to warn them of the insanity and danger of this cult. They are doing it for the public good. The hope is that if they can get this information out to the public and make it broadly known then people will be forewarned and will not join the cult. If they can starve the cult of new members in this way then the whole organization may collapse and then the existing members can be helped to return to society. But of course the people within the cult believe only their own founders interpretation of things so they use every means they can to stop this. Usually the method they use is harassment through lengthy and expensive legal processes. Sometimes it is physical harassment. Sometimes worse!

The people who post and host the copyrighted and confidential works of Scientology are risking themselves to help warn the public about the dangers of Scientology. They have a strong sense of public duty and care for their fellow men. They are breaking copyright laws it is true but they are acting out of conscience and out of high human ideals. As they get broken down by legal or physical harassment more rise to take their place.




EDIT: Now that I looked at that site some more, you may want to take that article with a grain of salt or two. It also has articles bashing Catholics, Harry Potter, Pokemon, Halloween, and Animorphs. Seeing as how Christianity is not on the list (only certain branches), I'm guessing whoever wrote this site is one of those fundamentalist whackjobs.


Damn fundamentalist whackjobs.
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#205412
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General Star Wars Caption This
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Originally posted by: Jagdlieter
Originally posted by: Han Solo VS Indiana Jones
http://www.armchairempire.com/images/Reviews/pc/star-wars-knights-old-republic/star-wars-knights-old-republic-2.jpg
JEDI: "I'm here for da booze and da bitches!"


What game is this picture from?

I have no idea. I just did a Google Image search for Star Wars and picked the first random Star Wars picture that came up that I hadn't seen or used before.

http://summitcounty.redcross.org/katrina%20star%20wars%20concert.jpg
MIM: Men In Masks
STORMTROOPER: "You have no idea how demeaning this is for us!"
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#205343
Topic
Super Mario Super Show and Captain N
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I remember the Super Mario brothers cartoon that was hosted by two guys dressed as the Mario Brothers that would feature Legend of Zelda cartoons on Fridays while the Mario Brothers cartoon played Monday-Thursday. Unfortunately, the guys who played the Mario Brothers were replaced by two punks who were ripping off Bill & Ted, at which point the show jumped the shark.
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#205341
Topic
Superman Movie
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Originally posted by: theredbaron
Originally posted by: Han Solo VS Indiana Jones
Originally posted by: theredbaron
Don't worry, I've finished it now. Turns out this 'Superman' I was talking about (actually 'The Last Son of Krypton') wasn't 'different' in *that* way (i.e. his powers weren't energy-based, they just needed to be recharged).

Good to have that straightened out.


You have no idea what I'm talking about, do you?

LOL.


Just trying to keep the thread alive.
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#205340
Topic
Chactacters that represent you
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Originally posted by: sean wookie
Originally posted by: Han Solo VS Indiana Jones
Originally posted by:

1. Stanley Ipkis from The Mask. Sometimes overly generous. Clumsy/nervous around attractive women (strangers). Still enjoying cartoons. Not terribly confident in himself.

I feel like Stanley Ipkiss too. But I'd rather be someone like -

http://www.he-man.org/cartoon/motu/universe/he-man-1.jpg

Despite his lack of pants.


So your gay? Not that theres anything wrong with it.


No. Wouldn't be a regular poster in the Beautiful Women thread if I was.
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#205243
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The Dark Tower
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Originally posted by: Nanner Split
I read the first one and thought it was excellent.
At least now I've learned how NOT to write a fantasy series.

I don't think I could write a seven book long series. I think the most I could get out of any one of my ideas would be 3 books at the most, maybe 4 but 4 would be pushing it.