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#93936
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Advice on how to achieve your evil plans...
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Here's mine:
Congratulations on being the creator of a new
Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first incapacitate a senator. This will cause the world to slaughter a sacred calf to appease the gods, unsettled by your arrival. Who is this nightmare beyond comprehension? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a corporate suit?


Stage Two
Next, you must contaminate/poison United Nations. This will all be done from a medieval castle, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will gibber like madmen, as countless hordes of the religious right hasten to do your every bidding.


Stage Three
Finally, you must reveal to the world your plague of doom, bringing about the apocalypse. Your name shall become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your cunning intelligence, and the world will have no choice but to worship the ground you walk on.

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#93686
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Rankings
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Originally posted by: Darth Chaltab
Whoever doesn't use LCD's over Cathode ray tube monitors whenever possible is on LSD.

Why? Because I care about things like excessive pixel death and lack of true HD resolution? Given the choice between any of the current display technologies (CRT, LCD, DLP, Plasma), I'd go CRT first, followed very closely by DLP.

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#93685
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The Return of Six Degrees of Star Wars
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I think it should have had a limited release to qualify; festivals don't count because in many instances, the film doesn't have a distributor or may not be in its final form.


Jacques-Yves Cousteau (The Titanic's Lost Sister) Stacy Keach (The Long Riders) James Keach (Love Letters)Jamie Lee Curtis (Christmas with the Kranks) Dan Aykroyd (IJATTOD) Harrison Ford


Michael Rooker
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#93674
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The Essentials (films)
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Where do I begin?
Alien
Army of Darkness
Blazing Saddles
Jaws
The Matrix
The Good, the Bad & the Ugly
The Princess Bride
A Room with a View
Singin' in the Rain
Star Wars (all 3 in the OT; like I was gonna leave 'em off)
Sleeping Beauty
The Muppet Movie
Toy Story
The Incredibles
Terminator
Tombstone
Unbreakable
Superman: The Movie
Spider-Man 2 (more inventive than the first)
Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead
Brazil
12 Monkeys
Empire of the Sun
The Wrong Trousers


I'll probably come up with more later.
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#93582
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Who has caved?
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Originally posted by: Neil S. Bulk
I still have my original stereo player. And a few years ago,while I was scouring eBay for James Bond CEDs, I bought a lot that had included a copy of Star Wars, so I now have two copies.

I also have the CEDs of The Empire Strikes Back and Return of the Jedi. I got those when they originally came out.

Neil

Nice. Sometimes, I wish I'd had a CED player @ some point. Are you familiar with CED Magic? Great little website with history, repair tips, etc.