Hey now, that's not fair. My hobby is computer gaming; I barely lift a finger and I'm fit and lean. I was just lucky in that my genes were drawn from a pool that wins at life. If Adam is similarly lucky, then let him grow roots, for it matters not to his physique. If you're not, then you best get out there and run around a lil' bit.
Incidentally, Shim, it'd be hard to tell you who I am because no pictures of me were taken at PJ's birthday, except one where I'm in the back and fuzzy. Short, dirty-blonde hair, blue eyes, blue shirt with a collar, black leather jacket, blue jeans. That would have been me, but it doesn't give you much to go on.
If you could actually see PJ, you would understand why I don't mind that label.
While I'm here, I'd also like to point out that there's occasionally this very interesting dynamic that occurs between friends, maybe you're familiar with it (but I'm guessing you aren't). Sometimes, friends will do things for other friends for no reason other than because they asked. I know that it can be hard for someone who doesn't have friends to wrap their head around the concept, but you reliably type in capslock, so I'm assuming that your brain is at least as big as the characters you use.
I am reading her blog posts. Were this not a thread designed specifically by kev for the express purpose of PJ posting whatever the hell she wanted in it, I would agree that her blog posts are intrusive upon the topic at hand. Too bad the topic at hand is anything she wants it to be! It's not that hard- this thread has her name in it. Is it so hard to believe that something on this forum (or, indeed, anywhere) caters not specifically to you, but to... someone else? Could it be that people (Perhaps even PJ!) don't care what you think, just this once?
You don't like the show, don't watch it! You don't go to a movie that you know will suck! (Underworld, anyone?) You don't watch TV that you know you won't like! You don't read a book that you know you won't like! So why do you read a thread that you don't like? Why do you continue?
Just as I predicted, no attempt was made at answering any of my questions. Thumbs up, my friend.
How dare you question my use of prolific words. I meant what I said. In order to explain why I said this, I will resort to quoting Davy, even though it's something I normally try to avoid.
DO YOU REALLY THINK THAT ANYBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR BLOG ???
In this case, I draw extra special attention to the three (not one, not two, but three) question marks following his inquiry (and you will note that question marks fall under the category of "Punctuation marks"). I have refrained from making a comment about the presence of a space in between the aforementioned question marks and the 'sentence' (I use the term somewhat loosely).
Let's be perfectly clear about one thing, though. I'm not taking this seriously at all. I think the entire thing is hilarious. It appears to me that the entire nature of this thread revolves around slinging mud in new and interesting ways. Unfortunately, sarcasm and jest don't always translate well into text (Sort of like when you try to say "Tomatoe tomatoe" in text- it's spelled the same but pronounced differently, so it just doesn't work), so some people might get the impression that I genuinely hate Davy.
I assure you that this is not the case. I wouldn't want to be a hypocrite, and accusing Davy of being an ass for checking and posting on this thread when he doesn't seem to be enjoying it at all, while doing the same thing myself would be counterproductive to that goal. Ergo, I will contend that I continue to check and post on this thread because, like Jay, I find that this thread is the epitome of comic genius, and I like to contribute in my own way.
Do you really think anyone cares if you don't? Is there a reason you're even here? Judging from the content of your posts, it's fairly easy to make the observation that you have nothing to contribute except baseless criticism and hostility. Is being an annoying twit your sole purpose for posting on this thread? Why do you even continue to check it?
I don't expect an intelligent response to this post, or even an answer to a single one of the questions I have posed. I expect a statement like "ZOMG I HAET YOU TOO everescent (or some derivative thereof, and in lower-case letters to signify your hatred) AND YOU SHOULD DIE (or do something else that would not be beneficial for myself or my dignity) !!!"
Excessive use of punctuation marks has been uncontestably linked to low IQs and small penises, by the way.
Because you are targeting PJ (and, less directly, Shimraa), I'm obliged to hate you. I'm sure this doesn't bother you too much.
I will go so far as to say that you are a respectable sort of jackass (I'm sure you have no problem with this label), in the same sense that a good person respects a good adversary. I actually think that picture, and its derivatives, are hilarious.
Additionally, I want to know where you got that picture of me saluting. I thought I had those destroyed.
First post, and for the record, I am here on request from HLF, who has demaned that the HBA membership on these forums is increased post-haste.
I have nothing insightful to say, other than "A++ thread, would read again and reccommend to friend." This really has turned into a massive train wreck. I'm genuinely impressed with the rapid deviation from the intended topic, and moreso with the suspicion that HLF is really Shimraa. Keep up the good work, and I'll continue to post if prompted. Otherwise I really have no desire to be here.
