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Within the Woods (1978) - 5/10

Overratedboringdumbassball.

^I wouldn't be surprised if that becomes the flag of hardcore Batman fanatics.

The suicide part sounds like baloney, but don't hold me to that.

TV's Frink said:

Excuse me, do you have the new Depeche Mode record?

Not for much longer ...

Get an eight-track tape of L.A. Woman (there's only a few in existence) and steal a car. Even if you own one, steal a car. Get in that car, play the tape, full-blast, and drive West.

When the tape ends, get out and go to the nearest bar and start to play pool or pinball or possibly even foosball and wait to get into a fight.

Afterwards, get back in that car and drive it until it runs out of gas. Then, torch it.

And, as you're standing there watching those flames, if you can still hear the Doors sound, then, my friend, you will have become a Doors fan.

I'd post an interrobang, but the last time I tried that it just showed up as seperate question and exclamation marks.

I saw a number of Rorschach inkblots today. This one was among them.



To me, it looked like Luke, holding his lightsaber aloft, in cowboy chaps and a gunbelt.

Necronomicon.

Kurt Barlow said:

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I think Poe's law applies to this thread.

ANNIHILATION! COMPLETE AND UTTER ANNIHILATION!

A: That depends on whether or not you're an energy-based lifeform.

Q: "Fuck You" or "Forget You"?

Erikstormtrooper said:

I've got to admit, I'm baffled by Simon Pegg's relationship with LFL. He's been very critical of the SEs and Prequels. Yet he was invited to do voice work for the Clone Wars.

Dr. Abraham Van Helsing said:

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Thirty-two vampires who need to go on a strick diet of garlic and stake.

OH, THE BEES! THE BEES! THE BEES ARE IN MY EYES! IN MY EYES! AND THE BEES ARE FULL OF STARS! OH GOD, AND THE BEES ARE FULL OF STARS! FULL OF SSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I await the day my madness goes away.

Ra said:

Greed may be the guiding spirit of civilization, but I am the creating spirit, lowly hemophages, and don't you forget it, or I'll become the destroying spirit of civilization.

There is something wonderfully Lynchian about this thread.

I wonder ... how many people could I alienate with this thread ...

I say we need a "Nude Photos of Whoopie Goldberg Thread" thread.

^Welcome to the machine.

^Those lightsabers are clearly pink, not red =P

I kind of like how Lucas handled the Sith in his early drafts. They aren't the purely evil one dimensional cartoon supervillains of the prequels, just a rival warrior society who were used as pawns by the Empire against the Jedi.

Murder by Death (1976) - 7/10