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#641715
Topic
All Things Star Trek
Time

bkev said:



DuracellEnergizer said:


I'm starting on TNG now. I'm two episodes in already, and so far I haven't seen anything all that interesting. It's too early to give up the ship yet, though, so I'll give it at least half a season before I decide whether or not to bother continuing with it.


Season 1 minus the pilot with Q is absolute garbage... and even that has its crap moments.  Season 2 improves a little but the stories are still so silly and most of the actors haven't really hit their stride yet.

Seriously.  You could practically skip everything EXCEPT "The Measure of a Man" and "Q Who" and still feel comfortable with everything after.


I'm about eight episodes away from finishing season 1, so I can see what you mean ;-)

So far I've found most of the episodes I've seen painfully mediocre. "The Big Goodbye", "11001001", and (to a lesser extent) "Where No One Has Gone Before" and "Datalore" were pretty good, but so far they're the only real exceptions.

I find a number of characters to be pretty decent (Picard, Riker, Data, Geordi, etc.), but they certainly don't have the chemistry the TOS characters had. I don't like Troi and Wesley Crusher very much, though; she's a fifth wheel who contributes nothing more than pointless exposition in a boring monotone, while he is given more focus than he deserves and is, frankly, starting to get on my nerves.

And can anyone tell me what is up with all the human aliens? I can understand why TOS used them - it would have been too expensive back in the 60's to produce anything really elaborate on a regular basis - but what excuse is there here? It seems to me that the creators are just being cheap, lazy, and uncreative.

I'm going to go on and watch season 2. To be honest, though, a lot of the stuff I dislike in future ST productions seem to have their roots in this series and, really, I'm surprised it managed to survive cancellation to last seven seasons.

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#641456
Topic
What single (Non-SW) movie from the last 30 odd years has come closest to the spirit of Star Wars?... and why?
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Ryan McAvoy said:

The only dated thing is the "Hippy" (For want of a better term) haircuts in ANH. They always date that movie and date photos of me with similar ;-). By the time ESB and ROTJ had rolled around the haircuts had become more measured with the arrival of the 80s. Luke's haircut is badass and timeless in ESB.


Ah, the good ol' "dated" criticism - the most useless criticism on the planet. I guess people in the 70's should have went around wearing reverse mullets and tossing around words like "shawty" to placate us, the enlightened contemporary elite.

I wonder why movies from the 30's-early 60's are never considered dated; it isn't like the fashions, gender roles, slang, etc. isn't any less "dated" than anything from the mid 60's-early 90's.

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#641429
Topic
Star Wars 9 Film Saga... Abrams Edition?
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TV's Frink said:



DuracellEnergizer said:

The only one who should do an "official" fanedit of the prequels is David Lynch. He's the only one who can make the PT's discordance work for it rather than against it.


Ugh, I'd rather watch AOTC on infinite loop forever than watch five minutes of a Lynch Star Wars.


AOTC on infinite loop is exactly what a Lynch Star Wars would be (of course, only with the dialogue played backward and Kyle MacLachlan's head superimposed onto Hayden's body).

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#641427
Topic
General Star Wars <strong>Random Thoughts</strong> Thread
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Ryan McAvoy said:


Has anybody noticed how a bunch of iconic scfi-fi ships are just modified Roswell-Style flying saucers...

<img src="http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7403/8855926825_714e273917.jpg" width="500" height="445" />

Probably exploiting some kind of ingrained DNA based memory of when we built pyramids for our Alien overlords, or some b*llocks like that.


Pfft. Everyone knows that the alien overlords used pyramid ships, not flying saucers.

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#641334
Topic
Somebody Announces Something New about Star Wars!
Time

I just realized that, since this thread is about hate, the following sardonic tirade deserved to be reposted here.

DuracellEnergizer said:


While I'm here, I may as well bitch about this picture.

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20121006114431/starwars/images/5/5d/Leia_Beldorion_TERC.jpg

Beldorion the Hutt is supposed to be muscular! Do you hear me, lameass digital artist? MUSCULAR!! He's NOT supposed to look like the FUCKING BASTARD SON OF JABBA AND GOLLUM after a BAD FUCKING NIGHT OF BINGE DRINKING!!!!!! He's SUPPOSED to be the ARNOLD FUCKING SCHWARZENEGGAR of the Hutt world!!!!

THIS is how Beldorion is supposed to look.

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130225220138/swfanonii/images/thumb/a/ac/Beldorian_Leia_Duel_TEC.jpg/640px-Beldorian_Leia_Duel_TEC.jpg

You SEE that? ROCK HARD, SINEWY MUSCLES! How HARD is that to GET!?

Oh well, at least the lightsaber's the right colour. Most DUMBASS Star Wars artists just stick the bad guy with a red lightsaber, REGARDLESS of whether or NOT s/he actually USES a red lightsaber in the story(s) s/he appears in - like with this picture of Kueller.

http://www.mathachew.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Kueller_JATM.jpg

Kueller's lightsaber was described as BLUE in The New Rebellion - BLUE, LIKE YOUR BALLS WILL BE AFTER I'M THROUGH KICKING THEM!!!!!!!!!! And another thing- Kueller had a WHITE, RUBBER SKULL-LIKE MASK, not a GODDAMN METAL DARTH BATMAN HELMET!!!!!! STOP DEPICTING HIM WITH THE DARTH BATMAN HELMET!!!!! IT ISN'T CANON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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#641328
Topic
All Things Star Trek
Time

I just finished watching the three seasons of ST: TOS, and here are my thoughts/comments on the show.


I love Spock. Nimoy is definately the man! =D

The interaction between Kirk-Spock-McCoy is the best/strongest aspect of the series. I don't think the show would have been half as good without them all playing off of one another.

The first season is the strongest season. Maybe the scope seemed bigger, or the character interplay was at its strongest, but the subsequent seasons - especially the third - seemed to be missing a certain spark.

I like how the writers, even with a limited budget/effects, managed to create some really alien aliens on the show. Sure, they were overshadowed by the human/rubber forehead aliens, but I'm glad to see the creators make some effort toward bringing the truly incredible to life.

I wish Grace Lee Whitney had been on the show longer.

Without this show, my favourite scene from The Cable Guy would have never existed.

I think too many episodes were focused on Kirk and his love interest of the week to the detriment of other characters who deserved more exposure/development, like Uhura.

Pretty much all the episodes that focused on Earth-parallel cultures - with the exception of "Miri" - were all bland and only served to draw attention to the show's weakest aspect (the all-too-human aliens).

I think full-blooded Vulcans/Romulans should have been made to look more alien so as to distinguish them from Spock more.

I thought the Starfleet uniforms looked cheap and more effort should have been put into designing them.

I know it wasn't commonplace back in the 60's, but I would have liked to have seen some story/character arcs done on the show. It would have helped in the characterization department and made the show less formulaic.


I'm starting on TNG now. I'm two episodes in already, and so far I haven't seen anything all that interesting. It's too early to give up the ship yet, though, so I'll give it at least half a season before I decide whether or not to bother continuing with it.

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#641210
Topic
General Star Wars <strong>Random Thoughts</strong> Thread
Time

SilverWook said:



Ryan McAvoy said:

Ooh! For those in the UK, "Shattered Glass" is on iPlayer.

Wanted to see this for ages, as it's the only other major role Hayden Christensen ever got. Must have been hard for a new young actor to star in two of the last decades' biggest films, then the phone never rings again (Feel bad for him).

Heard he was outstanding in it... let's find out.


*cough* Awake (2008) *cough*


I remember that movie. Hayden was actually pretty decent in that one - he only gave one line of dialogue I found cringeworthy. The plot kinda floundered halfway through the movie, though, and the supernatural aspect to the plot felt shoehorned in.

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#641207
Topic
*Please Disregard*
Time

While I'm here, I may as well bitch about this picture.

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20121006114431/starwars/images/5/5d/Leia_Beldorion_TERC.jpg

Beldorion the Hutt is supposed to be muscular! Do you hear me, lameass digital artist? MUSCULAR!! He's NOT supposed to look like the FUCKING BASTARD SON OF JABBA AND GOLLUM after a BAD FUCKING NIGHT OF BINGE DRINKING!!!!!! He's SUPPOSED to be the ARNOLD FUCKING SCHWARZENEGGAR of the Hutt world!!!!

THIS is how Beldorion is supposed to look.

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130225220138/swfanonii/images/thumb/a/ac/Beldorian_Leia_Duel_TEC.jpg/640px-Beldorian_Leia_Duel_TEC.jpg

You SEE that? ROCK HARD, SINEWY MUSCLES! How HARD is that to GET!?

Oh well, at least the lightsaber's the right colour. Most DUMBASS Star Wars artists just stick the bad guy with a red lightsaber, REGARDLESS of whether or NOT s/he actually USES a red lightsaber in the story(s) s/he appears in - like with this picture of Kueller.

http://www.mathachew.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Kueller_JATM.jpg

Kueller's lightsaber was described as BLUE in The New Rebellion - BLUE, LIKE YOUR BALLS WILL BE AFTER I'M THROUGH KICKING THEM!!!!!!!!!! And another thing- Kueller had a WHITE, RUBBER SKULL-LIKE MASK, not a GODDAMN METAL DARTH BATMAN HELMET!!!!!! STOP DEPICTING HIM WITH THE DARTH BATMAN HELMET!!!!! IT ISN'T CANON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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#640859
Topic
Personal Opinions on the Nature of the Force
Time

With all the discussion going on about the Force at adywan's lastest thread, I thought it would be interesting to create a thread where everyone could talk about their own opinions on what the Force is, its nature, how it operates, how living beings relate to it, etc.


Here's my own view on the Force ...


Midi-chlorians do not create or channel the Force; they are parasites which feed off the Force energy of multi-cellular lifeforms, secreting a mutagenic substance which alters the DNA of their hosts to make them dependent on their presence for survival. The stronger one is in the Force, the more midi-chlorians flock to their cells for nourishment.

The various components of one's DNA determine how one is tuned into the Force, and how Force-sensitive one is; Force-sensitivity isn't determined by specific genes.

The Force is more than light and dark - it is an entire spectrum.

All sentients retain their personalities when they die and become one with the Force. Only trained Force users, however, can learn how to manifest themselves and communicate with mortals in the material realm.

Most gods, angels, demons, etc. are sentient manifestations of the Force or former mortals who have managed to attain god-like status after becoming one with the Force.

The Force itself is only a subset of something larger - a pantheistic/panentheistic All which creates and permeates every universe in existence.

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#640653
Topic
Star Wars prequels were mapped out in 1981, only nothing like the way they turned out
Time

I'd just like to say that the Force was pretty much established as a pantheistic phenomenon at least as far back as TESB (life creates it, makes it grow, blah, blah, blah), so this entire argument just comes off as dumb to me - the Force is clearly both mystical and physical (or the mystical is just another side of the physical; whatever floats your semantic boat).