DuracellEnergizer

Kanye West is an overrated bitch. I want to whack him in the back of the head with one of Rosie O'Donnell's dildoes.

I'm sick of the KFC commercial.

That is all.

I hate constipation, hate waiting at the bus stop, and hate noisy teenage bitches; so isn't it just fine and dandy like sour candy that I get to suffer from all three at once.

Not as sorry as I am.

Why read a thread when I can just watch the film adaptation?

I never played the TFU game or read the novelization, though I read the comic adaptation (the cool black-armoured Royal Guard with the lightsaber pike aside, I found it lame).

Frankly, I think the entire storyline is wrongheaded and I have no interest in any version of the sequel whatsoever.

TV's Frink said:

RRS-1980 said:

Hal 9000 said:

This thread didn't stand a chance.

 ...given the level of this forum.

Dumb comments are all you can get from people, for who building such model is beyond their skills.

 

Yep, you got that right. And none of us have ever kissed a girl either.

This is what I would do if an EMP wave from outer space was to strike Skywalker Ranch.

Son of Frankenstein (1939) - 6/10

A Christmas Carol (1987)

To be honest, I wasn't impressed with Scott's performance as Scrooge throughout most of the film, and the overall writing/direction was far less subtle than it should have been. Once things started getting dire for Scrooge, though, the movie improved tremendously.

6.5/10

Speed (1994) - 6/10

Foxy by Proxy* (1952) - 7/10

Room and Bird* (1951) - 6/10

The Grey Hounded Hare* (1949) - 7/10

The Secret of NIMH (1982) - 7/10

Cujo (1983) - 6/10

A Mouse Divided* (1953) - 8/10

The Million Hare* (1963) - 7/10

Bully for Bugs* (1953) - 8/10

Tweety's S.O.S* (1951) - 5/10

Spaced Out Bunny* (1980) - 7/10

Go West (1925)

I tried to follow the story, but I just couldn't get into it. I've never found Buster Keaton that funny, though, so that may have had something to do with it.

6/10

Red Riding Hood (2011)

The dumbass with Edward Cullen hair and the anachronistic homoerotic dancing between the ugly lead actress and some random(?) brunette made me suspect this was going to be a bad movie, and the stupid CG werewolf confirmed those suspicions. At that point I stopped watching and changed the channel; I've gathered enough sense to know not to waste my time with these stupid dumbed-down CGI-infested turds.

5/10 (for what I've seen of it)


All titles with a * beside it are short films, so please, no "You have too much time on your hands!" style comments.

I'd go with "maaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyybbbbbbbbbbeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" myself.

Mondess122 said:

That's not the response I was hoping I was going to get. If my idea of Superman is too simple, then in which comicbooks, cartoons or other forms of media can I find a more complex, more fleshed out and more personalized approach to Superman? I think Superman / Clark Kent / Kal-El is a bland character with a simple backstory and not much personality of any kind, but if he's not like that outside the first two Superman films, Man of Steel and the film adaptions of The Dark Knight Returns (which are the only forms of media related to Superman that I'm familiar with...not a lot, I know), then where can I find this different Superman?

Do you think John Travolta would make a good Xenu?

Darth Lars said:

Don't dress the bartender as Vader or stormtroopers. Come up with something original!

It's donut day, actually.

thejediknighthusezni said:

Zippy pace and a solid bare-bones storyline.

You will be ... you WILL BE ...

Would pigs genetically engineered to chew their cuds be considered kosher?

Mondess122 said:

DuracellEnergizer said:

 

Mondess122 said:

They somehow made Superman a blander hero than he already is.

Superman's only bland when lameass writers choose to write him that way.

 

 

I guess that's true. I'm not a comic book guy, so I don't know if he's radically different  (i.e. more complex, less bland) in the comics compared to his portrayals in the films.

But when I think of complex or interesting superheroes, Superman doesn't come to mind. He doesn't seem to have much personality.

I say get the chainsaw and hockey mask ready.

I think you're looking for this subforum

http://originaltrilogy.com/forum/forum.cfm/Star-Wars-Fan-Edits/forum/9/

I suggest placing Jar Jar-shaped urinals and Boss Nass-shaped toilets in the washroom.

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Is it just me, or do most people who call Superman a bland/overpowered/dick/etc. superhero happen to be people who


1. have read few to any of the comics?

2. have read only the Silver & Bronze Age comics?

3. have read only The Dark Knight Returns?

4. only know the character from the Chris Reeve movies and/or silly Saturday morning cartoons from the 60's & 70's?

Mondess122 said:

They somehow made Superman a blander hero than he already is.

HotRod said:

DuracellEnergizer said:

Ghost Story (1981) - 7/10

Barbarella (1968) - 7/10

The Howling (1981) - 6/10

Children of Dune (2003) - 7.5/10

Superman: Electric Earthquake (1942) - 7/10

Superman: The Underground World (1943) - 7/10

Superman: Eleventh Hour (1942) - 7/10

Hittin' the Trail for Hallelujah Land (1931) - 9/10

The Skeleton Dance (1929) - 9/10

Wot a Night (1931) - 7/10

The 'Teddy' Bears (1907) - 7/10

Dream of a Rarebit Fiend (1906) - 8/10

Freiheit (1966) - 7/10

Curse of the Blair Witch (1999) - 6/10

The Birds (1963) - 8/10

Pop 'im Pop! (1950) - 7/10

Tweet Dreams (1959) - 6/10

Bunker Hill Bunny (1950) - 6.5/10

A Broken Leghorn (1959) - 8/10

Broom-Stick Bunny (1956) - 7.5/10

Bugs and Thugs (1954) - 8/10

Little Shop of Horrors (director's cut) (1986) - 8/10

Desserts (1999) - 8/10

Ce n'était qu'un rêve (2004) - 7.5/10

Michael Jackson's Ghosts (1997) - 7/10

Tales from the Darkside: The Movie (1990) - 7/10

Wicked Pleasures (2002) - 4/10

 

You need to get out more!!