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#683558
Topic
Random Thoughts
Time

Possessed said:

The exorcist is so good it's absurd.  Even if you take out the whole horror aspect and have it not be demon possession and have it just be a mental illness as the doctors believe it would STILL be a good movie.  Epic win that will never be duplicated.

Except for the scene with the Pazuzu statue, I found the movie bland. I honestly prefer the sequels over it.

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#683456
Topic
Stargate Reimagined: Part I *COMPLETE*
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EXT. BASE CAMP – DAY

About an hour has passed and the base camp has been established. Erected atop the first large dune past the obelisks, the members of the away team are afforded a glorious view of the face of the pyramid.

Feretti, dragging over a final crate of equipment, drops it in the sand in the sun just outside the camp and takes a graceless seat under the shade of the great tarp that has been set up over each of the individual tents.

FERETTI: (fuming) I can’t believe we’re stuck here.

FREEMAN: Knock it off, Mr. Doomsayer.

BROWN: Yes, give it a rest – please.

REILLY: Besides, if we’re not back soon, they’ll just turn the gate on from the other side.

FERETTI: (incredulous) Weren’t you paying attention during the mission briefing, dimwit? The silo’s been emptied out – it’s deader than a church on payday. (beat) If we don’t turn the gate on from here, we’re screwed, alright? Now I’m telling you, we’re not going anywhere!

REILLY: (annoyed) Shut up.

INT. PYRAMID/STARGATE CHAMBER – DAY

Alone inside the stone chamber, O’Neal stands over the FRED, his back to the dormant stargate. Now free of its cargo, the FRED’s surface appears completely bare, unmarred by any visible seams.

Leaning over, the colonel feels along the side of the vehicle, searching for something. Finding a hidden switch, he presses it. With a soft CLICK, a hidden panel on top of the FRED pops open, revealing a secret compartment. Reaching inside, O’Neal pulls out a large metal cylinder.

Judging by the dark LCD timer and the label bearing the symbol of radiation on the side, the cylinder appears to be a thermonuclear bomb.

EXT. BASE CAMP – DAY

Trudging up the side of the dune, Daniel comes to the camp, his large, heavy trunk of books and personal belongings in tow behind him. Dragging it over to his personal tent with visible strain, he releases his hold on the handle then proceeds to plop himself down on top of it. Exhausted, the scholar runs a hand across his sweaty, sandy, reddening forehead. He then begins to go through his supplies for a bottle of sunblock.

DANIEL: Toothpicks … water purification tablets … two-ounce mylar blanket … a sewing kit … compass … processed fruit rolls … sunglasses … (he stops to clip them on over his glasses) breath mints … two knives … signal flares … cyanide capsules … a hammock … string … tape … bandages … first aid kit … everything but sunblock. (turns to the others) Feretti, Porro – didn’t any of you guys bring any sunblock? I’m burning up out here.

The airmen ignore him.

INT. PYRAMID/STARGATE CHAMBER – DAY

Setting the bomb up on its base atop the FRED, O’Neal reaches back inside the vehicle’s compartment and pulls out an arming mechanism. Bringing it over to the bomb, he slides it into place in a slot set in the top of the weapon. The timer automatically lights up with red zeroes.

EXT. BASE CAMP – DAY

FERETTI: (points toward the crate he left sitting in the sunlight) Jackson, we need that crate over here.

Sighing with exasperation, Daniel slowly rises to his feet, groaning from the effort, and begins trudging toward the crate. As he reaches it, Feretti gets up and walks over to Daniel’s trunk, opening the lid. As Daniel retrieves the crate, Feretti begins going through the archaeologist’s belongings.

DANIEL: (opens the crate) Jesus. You guys planning on fighting a war here?

There in the open crate, nestled in neat rows, are two dozen M4 carbine assault rifles.

FERETTI: (angry) Thanks to you, we’ve got the time to fight one.

Reaching deep into the trunk, Feretti pulls out Daniel’s book sack, heavy with thick volumes.

FERETTI: (approaching Daniel) Why don’t you do something useful, Jackson, like maybe a little reading!

He heaves the heavy sack at Daniel. Before the Egyptologist can prepare himself, it hits him square in the chest and he goes sailing backward with a yelp of surprise. Hitting the sand, Daniel and the books go end-over-end down the other side of the dune.

Satisfied with this small bit of retribution, Feretti grins. Turning around, he heads back to his tent, giving Freeman a high-five on the way over.

BROWN: (shakes his head; amused) That’s cold, man.

INT. PYRAMID/STARGATE CHAMBER – DAY

Before O’Neal can go further with the setup of the bomb, a flashlight beam comes shining down from the opening on the far side of the chamber, playing across the ramp leading inside, alerting the colonel to the presence of another. With silent haste, O’Neal pulls the arming mechanism back out of the bomb, deactivating it, then proceeds to place the weapon back inside the FRED’s secret compartment.

Kawalsky enters the chamber just as the colonel presses the panel down, resealing the hidden compartment.

KAWALSKY: Base camp is operational, sir.

O’Neal nods, his face as impassive as ever.

KAWALSKY: I want to apologize for losing my cool out there. It just seems like more is going on here than meets the eye. (beat) For instance, what was that you said about not coming back with us? What was that all about?

O’NEAL: Apology accepted.

Kawalsky just stands there, waiting for the colonel to answer his questions.

O’NEAL: You’re dismissed, airman.

Frowning with silent anger and suspicion, the lieutenant colonel turns away from his superior officer, returning back the way he came.

EXT. BASE CAMP – DAY

Having finished his business at the pyramid, O’Neal comes to the base camp.

O’NEIL: Come sundown, Jackson, Kawalsky and I’ll start off for the road. Like he said, it has to lead somewhere. (beat) Where is Jackson?

Feretti, Brown, Reilly, and Porro exchange glances, saying nothing.

CUT TO

Daniel, his near-empty book sack slung across his shoulder, making the slow climb back up the face of the dune, stopping every now and then to retrieve one of the many heavy books which had spilled out into the sand during their descent. Eventually completing his task and reaching the top, he sets the sack down in the sand and takes a seat, exhausted from all the exertion of the day.

O’Neal can only shake his head.

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#683094
Topic
Alternate Universe Star Wars Cast
Time

Well, knowing that I don't have to limit myself to realistic choices, my choices would be ...

Eric Stoltz as Luke

John Saxon as Han

Jennifer Connelly as Leia

Christopher Lee as Tarkin

Michael Ironside as Darth Vader

Clint Eastwood as Boba Fett

Alanis Morissette with pasty white makeup and yellow contact lenses as Palpatine (she's done some acting, so this totally counts!)

Clive Revill as the voice of Palpatine

Vincent Price as Bib Fortuna

Gillian Anderson as Mon Mothma

Kenneth Branagh as (young) Obi-Wan

Heather Langenkamp as Mother Skywalker (I will not refer to her as Padmé!)

Kyle MacLachlan as Anakin

Conrad Veidt as Dooku.

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#683017
Topic
Who should the villain(s) of the sequel trilogy be? (if the sequel trilogy has villains)
Time

I personally like to go with the idea that Palpatine isn't very old -- only in his sixties or so -- and only looks the way he does because the ravages of the dark side have eaten away at his body and made him look far, far older.

Of course, I do also go with the idea that he's used up countless clone bodies over the decades, so he actually could be very old in my canon *shrug*

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#682759
Topic
Star Wars: Episode VII to be directed by J.J. Abrams **NON SPOILER THREAD**
Time

darklordoftech said:

Is there anything (other than these people being in the movie) that would make my fellow originaltrilogy.com members walk out of the theater before the credits roll? I would walk out if the Jedi incorrectly think that the Sith are extinct again.

If any villain that looks like this

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File:MaulFaceReveal-TPM.jpg

File:Ventress TDS.jpg

File:Darth Bane-TEA.jpg

File:DarthKraytEAtlas.jpg

File:TalonHS.jpg

File:The Inquisitor SWR.png

shows up, I'm getting the hell out of Dodge.