DuracellEnergizer

I’m not leaving, but I think I’ll be posting less frequently from now on.

Warbler said:

snooker said:

At least he died saving what he loves, not fighting what he hates.

I know that is reference to something, but what?

The Last Jedi.

[JEDIT]

Snooker beat me to the punch.

Mrebo said:

DuracellEnergizer said:

This past year has seen this forum turn to ass.

So…you like it?

There’s “fitness model ass”, and there’s “hairy plumber ass”. This place ain’t the former.

This past year has seen this forum turn to ass.

Possessed said:

If you don’t like someone’s debating style, then forbid everyone from even debating that topic.

Best. Debate. Rule. EVER.

“high quality American cheese” sounds like an oxymoron.

Frank your Majesty said:

My favorite debate rule is “if someone is saying something in a debate to you, you say something back”.

I won’t debate that.

ChainsawAsh said:

some kind of Russian sauce

Vodka gravy?

snooker said:

He’s Canadian?

Born and indoctrinated.

Fup ur eh.

The last several posts have the musk of social commentary about them.

Reported.

dahmage said:

DuracellEnergizer said:

dahmage said:

Warbler said:

DuracellEnergizer said:

Recreational marihuana is now legal in Kanata.

I, for one, couldn’t care less.

Kanata? Where is that? I’ve never heard of Kanata before.

marihuana isn’t a thing either. DE was being phonetically artistic. the country is actually “Canada”

*ahem*

*second ahem*

Okay so I don’t know anything about Canada.

In my defense, no one does.

Which is why you’ll all be defenseless when the subterranean demons reemerge to slaughter humanity.

dahmage said:

DuracellEnergizer said:

No Social Commentator

Nothing to see here. Move along, move along.

Smells like social commentary. Reported.

Handman said:

after a few alterations… I’ve found the hair is wrong and I don’t like the shoulders

No Social Commentator

dahmage said:

Warbler said:

DuracellEnergizer said:

Recreational marihuana is now legal in Kanata.

I, for one, couldn’t care less.

Kanata? Where is that? I’ve never heard of Kanata before.

marihuana isn’t a thing either. DE was being phonetically artistic. the country is actually “Canada”

*ahem*

*second ahem*

moviefreakedmind said:

You should also be glad that people will no longer be jailed or harassed by cops for doing something harmless.

Not unless you’re caught driving under the influence or with more than four plants per household, anyway.

Possessed said:

You should care more. You keep talking about how you want to do acid. This could be a much safer and less inebriating way to get high for you.

I want acid for the hallucinations. Pot can’t do that.

Noticed a correlation, s’all I’m sayin’. . . .

Babylon station. Of

Drank too much mocha today, got myself a caffeine headache. Thank God I finally ran out of the stuff.

Possessed said:

DuracellEnergizer said:

Possessed said:

In this alternate universe of yours how many cats do I have? In this one I only have one and I’m satisfied with that but I could see an alternate me going another way with it.

Alternate Possessed owns a pregnant cat.

Impossible, Possessed ALWAYS has his animals fixed and I don’t see even alternate timeline me wavering on that.

But alternate you isn’t you. Alternate you is alternate you.

Alright, here’re all my ideas for Return of the Jedi: The David Lynch Cut:

• John Williams’ score is replaced with a discordant Lynchian score.
• Bib Fortuna is replaced with The Mystery Man from Lost Highway.
• Jabba is given large, disgusting pustules, which The Mystery Man constantly lances and drains.
• The Black Lodge inhabitants from Twin Peaks & Fire Walk with Me are among Jabba’s courtiers.
• Oola is given a heart plug, which Jabba pulls out before tossing her to the rancor.
• Leia is forced to perform a striptease for Jabba and his men.
• The Sarlacc is made even more vaginal in appearance.
• Leia strangles Jabba so hard, his entire pustule-ridden body bursts in gory fashion.
• The Death Star II is now a shell encasing a miniature black hole. This black hole is the gateway to Palpatine’s extradimensional throne room. Palpatine’s throne room is now identical to Snoke’s (red walls and all that).
• Palpatine is given white, cataracted eyes, and he speaks “backwards”.
• Force Ghost Obi-Wan is now a living tree with a fleshy mass for a head.
• Madine is now a member of this alien race, and constantly drinks/eats/smokes/etc. through the top of his head.
• Luke & Leia have visibly uncomfortable twincestual sex right before heading off to Endor.
• Michael J. Anderson’s face is superimposed on all the Ewoks.
• The Ewoks eat all of Han’s extremities before Luke performs the floating Threepio trick.
• Leia is forced to carry a limb-less Han on her back throughout the rest of the picture.
• Luke & Vader enter Palpatine’s throne room through a psychedelic 2001-style stargate sequence.
• Instead of firing a green superlaser which blows ships up, the Death Star II fires an inverted violet/black singularity beam which sucks ships down into the miniature black hole, crushing them out of existence.
• Palpatine’s Force lightning looks/works exactly the same way as the Death Star II’s singularity beam, and affects Luke by spaghettifying his body and drawing him into Palpatine’s being.
• After Palpatine is thrown down the reactor shaft and explodes, a giant, ghostly sperm cell rises from the abyss before fading away.
• Sebastian Shaw is replaced with old Mark Hamill.
• The Rebels take out the Death Star II by destroying the miniature black hole.
• “Yub Nub” & “Victory Celebration” are replaced with “In Heaven (Lady in the Radiator Song)”.
• Force Ghost Yoda is now a giant.

SW & TESB

Make Luke & Obi-Wan’s lightsabers red.

Make Vader’s lightsaber blue.

ROTJ

The David Lynch Cut. Make it as batshit insane as possible, then reveal at the end that it was all just a fever dream Luke had after being rescued from Cloud City.