DuracellEnergizer

This is disturbing even to me:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghLib2sKDZc

Nocturnaloner said:

Black hat villains with red lightsabers, that's just Star Wars, man.

Not in my universe, it ain't.

Koryo Songhay said:

No offense but Patricia Tallman always looked and acted stiff. 

I'm not allowed to post image-only posts outside of off-topic.

Now, with that out of the way ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7zQlsLgYhg

Scotch.

it made everyone else deathlike.

Nocturnaloner said:

Given the reactions to the rumors here, I wonder if there's any possible storyline that could be suggested that wouldn't get a bad reaction.

Something that moves past superweapons, Sith lords, universe shrinkage, and black hat villains with red lightsabers would do it for me ...

Carthage said:

5 more days until Vader # 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Damn clones ... They do nothing but devalue the original, I can tell you. 

Bingowings said:

Perhaps this incongruity with help :

Highly illogical.

I approve, though, anyway. 

skyjedi2005 said:

No name characters taking the reigns and making the original trio useless and basically only cameos.

I feel your pain. We really need the ST to focus on the OT characters even though the actors who play them are ten years away from needing walkers* just to get around.

*And I'm not talkin' about the Imperial variety. 

I looked "dave coulier alanis morissette" up in Google Images and immediately found a photo of David Lynch in the results.

God does exist, and They're poking fun at me.

Alanis Morissette's firm, sweet, supple

Tobar said:

Also, I'm glad that the ideas for the ST aren't coming directly from the filmmakers. Especially Abrams. He's never cared for story as evidenced by the writer friends he's employed and helped break into the industry.

Left up to his own devices, Abrams would probably write five Death Stars into the story, each capable of obliterating a planet with bursts of lens flare. ;-) 

An insufficient reason is still a reason. =P 

the library with the lead

down into headcheese for Colonel

Boredom isn't a reason?

I hope you're not saying ellipses are bad things ... Ellipses are awesome ... I ... couldn't ... live ... without ... them ...

...

which bumped several dead threads

This

is the best depiction of Jabba's strangulation EVER.

Smithers said:

oyu're

I'm definitely stealing this and making it a character's name in one of my Star Wars screenplays.

skyjedi2005 said:

George never wrote Star Wars, Empire or Return of the Jedi without other people writing on the movie.

And this is something that's common for movies in general. 

Darth Id said:

Sounds to me like he's thinking of Krull 2 - The Kingdom of the Pilfered Stole aka Krull Takes the Kremlin.

ALL HAIL KRULL AND HIS GLORIOUS NEW REGIME! 

TV's Frink said:

DuracellEnergizer said:

TV's Frink said:

There's nothing wrong with necroposting if you do it right.

Crow is doing it wrong.

FTFY 

 Wrong.

You objectivists are so inflexible it's funny.