DuracellEnergizer

Danfun128 said:

As the top seller for skyscrapper bunnies, I decided against selling you one under grounds of your product conducting of false advertising. 1,2,6,7,8,9,14,and 16 are questionable. Besides, cookies come from the dark side...

...is that the playboy bunny logo at the top left?

How do you define "clean"?

edit: You don't deserve the golden bunny. I will give you the

mixture of iron and clay http://heaven.internetarchaeology.org/heaven.html

No stretched Heather, no sale. 

^I didn't know the guy's name before now, but I found him instantly familiar. One Google search later, and I find out he's Juliette Lewis' father.

I'm often good at recognizing the faces of actors I've seen before -- even if I've only seen one or two of their roles in the past -- but this has got to be the first time I've recognized an actor through their children.

Sorry, but the actions of my immediate family members have turned me against marihuana for all time.

LSD or opium, on the other hand ...

A History of Violence (on Blu-ray)

A Nightmare on Elm Street Anthology, Volume 1

Raiders of the Lost Ark

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom

and Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

have all been assimilated into my collective.

TV's Frink said:

generalfrevious said:

TV's Frink said:

SilverWook said:

This thread deteriorated quickly. :/

 

 That doesn't change the fact that George Lucas is a psychopathic sadist who has been trolling his fan base for 18 years; and now the situation has worsened because Star Wars is owned by Disney, which means it will never enter the public domain, therefore threatening the fan preservations which are the only way the OOT still exists.

 Bully for you.  Could you please stop posting the same thing over and over?

Doomsayers have to be repetitively pessimistic. They'd be out of a job, otherwise.

Nah. Dr. Doom's an awesome character. I doubt Mr. Ren will be even a quarter as captivating.

^I feel your confusion.

Neglify said:

DuracellEnergizer said:

Neglify said:

I really like "Meaning of Life". I'd give it 3.5 balls out of 4. I've only watched it once though, and I was stoned, but I laughed my balls off.

There's too many stoners, drunks, drunk stoners, and stoned drunks on this board. =P 

I guess that means you're in the square minority? 

I do get drunk on occassion, so it's better to label me a round square. =P 

TV's Frink said:

I'd sign up for another three days of food poisoning if I could have that button at the end of it.

Change "food poisoning" to "listening to shitty rap music", and I'll concur. 

Darth Id said:

I may just make men of you yet.

Alright, but only if you promise to use carpenter staples. Those puny paper staples are for pansies.

Kalifornia (1993) - B

The Hot Spot (1990)

Good thing I like Jennifer Connelly, Jack Nance, William Sadler, and Virginia Madsen's body; Don Johnson's wooden performance certainly isn't riveting.

C

Meet the Parents (2000) - B

Westworld (1973)

My opinion of the picture more-or-less lines up with Mondress'. There's nothing I can add to what he's already said.

B

The Man in the Iron Mask (1998)

Too many non-French accents and Leo's uneven performance aside, I thought this movie was alright. Not great, but certainly watchable. Besides, I like seeing heroes wear black and red. =P

B

The Ultimate Warrior (1975)

I think I'm starting to become a fan of Yul Brynner.

B

Coma (1978)

Judging by the plot description, I figured this movie was going to be something I'd enjoy watching. Nothing stellar, mind you, but still engrossing. As misfortune would have it, though, it bored me right out of my skull. I'm not going to say it was bad, but there wasn't a single thing about it that drew my interest or attention.

Frankly, I think the film could have been improved significantly had another actress, one with more screen presence, been cast to play the main character; the actress they hired was dull as dishwater, so there was no way in hell I was going to care about her character or what happened to her.

On a brighter note, I did get off on seeing Rip Torn, Ed Harris, and Tom Selleck in this picture, before they were anybody.

C

The Land Before Time II: The Great Valley Adventure (1994)

I liked this movie when I was a kid, so of course I expected to hate it viewing it as an adult. Turns out, though, that it wasn't bad; animation's decent and the songs -- though nothing memorable -- aren't terrible.

Of course, I still don't see what it was about this movie -- or this series in general -- that appealed to me as a kid. I guess anything with dinosaurs just rocked my world when I was younger.

C

The Fan (1996)

I love Robert De Niro. Almost any movie -- regardless of how innately mediocre it is at its core -- can be made a hundred times more entertaining by his mere presence. Having Nine Inch Nails' "Closer to God" played over-and-over again a ludicrous amount of times throughout the picture certainly didn't hurt its watchability, either.

B+

Neglify said:

I really like "Meaning of Life". I'd give it 3.5 balls out of 4. I've only watched it once though, and I was stoned, but I laughed my balls off.

There's too many stoners, drunks, drunk stoners, and stoned drunks on this board. =P 

I don't know about that. The id is the impulsive, irrational part of the human psyche, after all. I'd say he's living up to his name perfectly right now. ;-P

TV's Frink said:

The only thing worse than an arrogant asshole is an arrogant asshole who thinks he's funny.

Why, I've never been so insulted in all my --

Oh, you were talking about imperialscum. LOL. Nevermind, then. 

Neglify said:

Everybody should watch "Beerfest - Extended Edition" !!!

I'd rather watch the PT, one film after another, with no breaks (bathroom or otherwise), with my eyelids stapled open. 

generalfrevious said:

We'll have to spend the rest of our lives stuck with fan preservations until the end of time.

*Imagines giant, super-evolved human brains watching low-res preservations of the OOT on hologram moments away from the Big Crunch* 

"Maleling" is the single worse non-PT-derived term to ever emerge from the SW Universe ever.

I'd join you, but I hate beer. =P

Oh, I'll twit her, alright. I'll twit her long time.

;-(

Finally! A thread where I can post this gif:

DrCrowTStarwars said:

Okay, so last year I picked up a copy of Starcraft 2 because I love the first game and I am a huge RTS fan(Games that don't require super fast reflexes are great for me because of my movement disorder)and I looked it up online and it said that you didn't need a highspeed internet connection to play single play.  It just said you needed to log on to Battle.net once to register the game.

Now I was able to do this same thing with Mass Effect 3 on EA's Origin system so I figured it would not be a big deal.  Now Battle.net will not detect my computer as having an internet connection because it is too slow.  All I need to do is send in my Email address, a password, and the serial number of my game, why should that require a highspeed internet connection?!

I know this is a first world problem and something I should be used to by now and I am not really mad since I always know this is a chance you take with PC games these days but as someone who has been a PC gamer since I was a kid this recent trend of punishing the people who like me want to support the content creators just baffles me.

Wouldn't it be better to just have good tech support for people who buy the game instead of stealing it so people would want to buy it?  This way it makes me think a pirated copy is the better option, and that is just messed up.

I spent an hour on the phone with a guy from Blizard but he couldn't help me.  So now I am off to find a hack or a pirated copy of the game I paid for.

Way to go Blizard!

Modern gaming sucks.

Everything pertaining to computer games sounds needlessly complicated these days. What the hell ever happened to simply loading a disc in a computer?

I must be one of only two people on the planet who actually gets some enjoyment out of Beyond Thunderdome.

At least you didn't spell it as "d'oh". ;-)