DuracellEnergizer

I choose the quantum superposition of being dead and alive at the same time.

Or, to be more accurate, it has chosen me.

crampedmisfit1990 said:

DuracellEnergizer said:

crampedmisfit1990 said:

Don't you hate it when you wake up with your fucking cock in a twist?!

Well, now, that all depends on the twist in question, doesn't it? 

 Yes, it does... How about your cock twisted backwards and rammed slightly up your ass? Now that is pain... take my word for it.

Pfft. If you were a true masturbation aficionado, you'd realize how awesome that position is.

team_negative1 said:

We believe that being elitist about Star Wars, and wishing it remained a small, but obscure piece of work, is the wrong way to look at it. Star Wars is, and will be accessible to the people, and we hope to be a part in keeping that way.

Team Negative1

We believe you've finally earned this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXhDI3Kaw6w

team_exasperated

TV's Frink said:

Thanks for sharing something that didn't need to be shared.

What can I say? I have a weakness for flags bearing an "X" configuration.

All are pretty groovy in my book.

crampedmisfit1990 said:

Don't you hate it when you wake up with your fucking cock in a twist?!

Well, now, that all depends on the twist in question, doesn't it? 

Warbler said:

darth_ender said:

movie player bars when we're supposedly watching a live video conversation,

 huh? could you explain this more clearly, I am having difficulty imagining what you are talking about here.

Didn't you create this thread once before, ender? I'm getting a serious case of deja vu from the content of your opening post.

And Dave Bowman.

Thanks for confirming what I've suspected from the moment I watched the trailer. This movie is on my anti-watchlist and it's going to firmly remain there for all time*.

*Unless someone literally pays me several hundred dollars to watch it.

My reaction to the new logo:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjJYYaeFNmQ

TV's Frink said:

I guess it was a case of...feeding the lions to the Jews?

But that's not kosher.

TV's Frink said:

http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2015/06/bristol-palin-shares-depressing-pregnancy-news.html?mid=rainout_cut_feed_NY

I wanted you guys to be the first to know that I am pregnant.

...

Honestly, I’ve been trying my hardest to keep my chin up on this one.

...

I know this has been, and will be, a huge disappointment to my family, to my close friends, and to many of you.

...

I do not want any sympathy.

Oh just shut the fuck up.

Are we sure the Palins are real people? More-and-more they sound like a fabrication created by the media to make fun of Republicans.

DrCrowTStarwars said:

Yeah it is a great country where less then half a dozen unelected people who do not answer in any way to anyone can force their will on more then three hundred million people because they have an armed military and police force on their side who is unlike anything that has ever been seen in human history.

Also if we have no right to judge anyone and this is all about freedom then how come people who want to marry more then one person or people who want to marry animals were not included in this ruling?  Seems to me the pro gay marriage people are just as judgmental of the love of people they don't like as anyone else.

All the unhappiness that gays blame on chrisitans will not go away because of this ruling, so the time will come soon where Christians will be forced to either renounce their faith or face public execution.  You may laugh but that day is coming, they are already forcing chrisitans to make wedding cakes and now with this ruling churches will be force to preform this "marriages", so the out and out banning of the faith under the belief that it will solve all of gays personal problems can not be far behind.

The fact is America is not a free country and problems like this will never be resolved peacefully as long as five old unelected people are allowed to force their will on others.  I wonder if the ruling would have gone this way if they had to stand for election, didn't have an armed police force who murders anyone who questions them behind them, of they answered to the people in any way.

I love the fact that 99% of the time Christians are treated as pure evil in this country but despite that fact gays still want to use the courts to force the church to give them the blessing of the church and whenever something like 9/11 happens all you people can't run to the church fast enough to beg for protection.  Either Christians are an evil backwards hate group who shouldn't be listened to, in which case why do you care about getting married or getting wedding cakes, or they are the servants of God in which case ignoring the world of God is the dumbest thing you can do.

All I can say is if the Church in this country still stood for anything the next time there was a disaster in this country they would refuse to help and they would bar their doors to all the hypocrites who come running looking for protection from the Church.  You have made your choice now you have to live with it and never complain about the fallout when God with draws his protection from this country.

I know I am finished here after posting this because in this country there is no room in public for anyone who believes the Bible is the holy word of God so don't worry I am deleting my account.

Just remember when you find yourself still unhappy and depressed even after all the people who you say were attacking you are gone and when this country goes up in smoke, you were warned and you called us all crazy.

This country has made it's choice and the Bible is clear, we are not supposed to try and change anyone's minds.  The time has come for all Christians who believe in the Bible to do what I am going to do. Leave, and never again have any contact with the world.  This country has chosen hell so when everyone in it ends up burning in it they have no one to blame but themselves.  I am done with all contact with the outside world.  Nothing good has ever come of Christians trying to coexist with the people of the world, instead the world uses it's weapons to force us to sin.  All Christians should just cut themselves off and wait for death, that way they can't be forced to break the laws handed down to us by God.

Today proves that having contact with nonbelievers is in and of it's self a sin that destroys the church and I guilty of it as anyone.  Well no more.  I will never speak to anyone who isn't a member of my church for as long as a live, no good can come of it.

Quoth the Warbler, *sigh*. 

AntcuFaalb said:

Having a hard life is one thing, but being batshit-crazy is another and there's no justification one can make to use the former as an excuse for the latter.

There is if you routinely travel to other planets in a washing machine fueled by absinthe*.

*Or saké if you happen to be Japanese. 

I find the Confederate battle flag aesthetically pleasing.

That is all.

TV's Frink said:

My seven-year-old daughter, who is already gluten free, has figured out where meat comes from....and now she's a vegetarian.

:-(

I suggest you tell her about all the spiders and insects (and ground-dwelling rodents) that get killed by the pesticides and machinery used in the cultivation of fruits/vegetables. That'll show her the error of her ways*.

*Or turn her into an anorexic. Nothing ventured is nothing gained, however. 

RicOlie_2 said:

DuracellEnergizer said:

Nice and rainy, just the way I love it*.

*And no -- I'm not being sarcastic.

 I love rain. My favourite weather is thunderstorm, especially with a bit of a downpour in the middle. Unless I'm doing something that requires sun to be enjoyable.

I love thunderstorms, too. Unfortunately, most of the time it rains here, it's just plain ol' rain; thunder and lighning come only on special occassions. 

Hot steamy feet
What’s what you get with this stinkin’ heat
This desert sun
Makes me so glum
I’ve been waitin’ for rain
For so long
But only scorchin’ rays
Come pourin’ down

Here cums the sun
Here cums the sun
Cums to kill my fun
Here cums the sun

Hot sweaty carseat
Smells like stale old meat
This desert sun
Makes me wanna buy a gun
I’ve been waitin’ for a shower
For so long
But only UV radiation most dour
Comes streamin’ down

Here cums the sun
Here cums the sun
Cums to kill my fun
Here cums the sun

I hate the sun
I hate the sun
Here it cums on me again
Here cums the sun

But you're Team Olie, not Team Ollie.

Handman said:

TOS is definitely the most fun for me to watch, all the others don't come close. TNG is probably the better show, but you can't help what you fall in love with.

Nah. It's stronger than TOS in some ways (TNG's entire roster of characters got more time to shine in their own stories than TOS' ever did, for example.), but when it's weak, it's weaker than TOS ever was. 

ray_afraid said:

I am officially enrolled in barber school!
So, if in seven months any of you need any barbering or minor surgery, lemme know!

Do you do leeching? That's what I need -- leechs, a lot of 'em, applied to the face and neck. 

Does a reverse-neutron bomb exist? 'Cause I wanna nuke Hollywood into ashes without killing all the people (Those soulless corporate assholes can't suffer if they're dead).

Possessed said:

Lmao, if anybody ever doubted that you were Canadian before, they sure don't know.  80?  That's walk in the park weather.

Different strokes for different folks and all that jazz.

Besides, this garbage house I live in -- stuck out in the open, with little natural shade from the sun, with bad insulation -- takes heat in like a sponge; even after the sun sets, it takes forever to cool down again. 

It reached 27°C (80°F) today, it's supposed to reach 33 (91) tomorrow, and get as high as 39 (102) on Sunday.

And just to avoid any uncertainty, 25 (77) is the highest temperature I can stomach.