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swagmasta69 said:

TV's Frink said:

swagmasta69 said:

TV's Frink said:

swagmasta69 said:

TV's Frink said:

swagmasta69 said:

TV's Frink said:

swagmasta69 said:

TV's Frink said: Words fail us.

 Apparently not :^)

 Never heard that one before!

 Then you should get out more.

 Never heard that one either!

 Hearing doesn't seem to be your strong suit, friend.

 We can't tell if comprehension isn't your strong suit, or if humor isn't your strong suit.

Probably both.

Team Olie

 He said, a day later.

 Obviously you're not a golfer.

 What's that got to do with anything?

For those who aren't members in the Church of His Holy Dudeness. 

ray_afraid said:

It's not as accessible as their bigger tits hits, but I find it more personal. More emotional, if you will.

More menopausal, you mean. 

Beam me up, Pietty.

Sure, it would have been better -- the same way being poked in the eye would be better than having them gouged out.

pablumatic said:

And Luke is apparently the "last Jedi" 30+ years after RotJ. 

Exactly what have our heroes been doing since defeating the Emperor and Vader anyway?

Twiddling their thumbs and choking their Wookiees, presumably. 

I actually like philosophy in my fiction -- that's the main draw of Philip K. Dick's works to me, after all. It's the technical details -- or more accurately, the time spent on technical details -- that cause my eyes to glaze over.

If it helped rein in team_negative1's antics, it couldn't have been all that useless.

Regardless, I ALLOLed.

I changed it to "Goa'uld-lite". Is that sufficiently politically correct?

R.I.P.

Negative One and TeamNegativeOne

March 18, 2015-September 3, 2015

"Fought the good fight against the asininity of team_negative1"

emanswfan said:

Dialogue from Kylo Ren, Captain Phasma and Finn from their respective toys.

So, Ren sounds like a Goa'uld-lite.

Lame.

[JEDIT]

Those lines suck, too.

"I'm immune to the light".

STFU & GTFO.

LOL

…

An anti-OOT sleeper agent must have infiltrated and come to dominate team_negative1. I can see no other motivation for this counter-productive, self-destructive behaviour.

TEAM_NEGATIVE1: Watch us juggle flaming chainsaws! We know we can get away with it without a scratch because we're just so damn invaluable!

(catches the wrong end of a chainsaw)

I guess Luke was fitted with one of those explosive implants, too.

I remember the first time I saw Jurassic Park. It was back in July of 1996, in and around my ninth birthday. I may only have watched it on VHS through a crappy SD TV, but Lord, was I FLOORED by the experience. I don't think any other movie, before or since, ever impressed me so profoundly so quickly as that one movie did. From 1996 to 1998, I considered it one of my favourite movies.

Suffice it to say, once I heard about Lost World the next summer, I was brimming with anticipation to see it. I figured if JP was pure awesome, then Lost World would be even purer awesome. Unfortunately, it wasn't. By the time I got around to seeing it, I was completely underwhelmed by how lame everything was; I've never been able to watch the movie the whole way through in one sitting due to how completely unengaging it is.

Saw Jurassic Park III on TV a year or so after it came out. Found it better than the Lost World, but it still didn't live up to the original. I haven't seen it since.

I finally got around to reading the novel a number of years back. It was alright, but this is one of those rare cases where I find the movie vastly superior to the book. I donated my copy to a thrift store afterward.

Tried to read the Lost World novel after that, but I just couldn't get into it. I eventually gave up and, as with the JP novel, donated my copy to a thrift store (Truth be told, this has happened to all of the Crichton books I've bought and tried to read; the guy's style just doesn't do anything for me.).

I have absolutely no desire to see Jurassic World -- none whatsoever. I don't think I need to go into the reasons why; I've stated my grievances with modern Hollywood more than enough times by now.

[JEDIT]

The triceratops is, has always been, and forever shall be, my favourite dinosaur.

Oh, Han. How many illegitimate children do we not know about?

Oh, c'mon! On a scale of 1 to 10, magenta is clearly a 6.

Ah, touche.

You hate magenta. Your opinion is invalid.

Can't we all just get a foot-long*?

*Or a 30.48 centimetre-long if you use metric.

ATMachine said:

How come the Empire doesn't implant explosive tracking devices into its prisoners' bodies to prevent them escaping?

Or its military personnel, for that matter. There'd be no fear of defection then.

He should also take into consideration that just because we aren't constantly mentioning him in conversation, that doesn't mean we don't want him back.

For example, I wish Ziggy Stardust would return as a regular poster, but I don't mention him in every other post I make; it's not because of indifference -- there's just not much impetus to bring him up in conversation when he's no longer an active/lingering presence here.

team_negative1 said:

We'll be here long after you are gone.

Bah! Frink IS ot.com! 

I guess Lucas thought changing a puppet character who didn't do anything but sit and stare like a stuffed bird into CG would have been completely unnecessary and pointless, even for him.