This user has been banned.
The Dark Knight (2008) – C
Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein (1994) – B+
Klute (1971) – B-
Real Time (2008) – B
The Good German (2006) – B
Godzilla, King of the Monsters! (1956) – D
A Clockwork Orange (1971) – B-
Of Unknown Origin (1983) – B
The Firm (1993) – B-
Rush Hour (1998) – C+
A couple hours ago, my sister baked a batch of chocolate muffins. I ate one, but unbeknownst to me, she had throw pot into the mix (thus explaining the revolting taste).
Now I feel dizzy-- extremely, existentially-horrific dizzy – with tighteness in my skull and with a dry mouth.
#@$%$#%^#@&%
^Not a very random SW pic.
Of course, including a non-random pic in a thread for random pics is a random move, so I guess it’s doing its job(?)
Lisa needed her braces after all.
It’s currently very sunny, there hasn’t been any snow on the ground in weeks, I have my window open, and I’m shirtless. I’ve even had ladybugs sneaking their way into my room.
Sorry, let me try again.
Dear Mr. Energizer,
Please endeavor in the future, should the mood strike you, to resist providing encouragement to the despised boob who inscribes his musings here for the mere purpose of eliciting negative comments in response.
With Gratitude,
TV’s Frink
Very well. I shall bite my tongue* should the urge arrest me.
*Or should that be fingers?.
I returned to the last entry and overhauled it.
In Soviet Russia, sand hates I.
I am the master of the clit! Remember this fucking face. Whenever you see clit, you’ll see this fucking face. I make that shit work. It does whatever the fuck I tell it to. No one rules the clit like me. Not this little fuck, none of you little fucks out there. I AM THE CLIT COMMANDER! Remember that, commander of all clits!
*stabs self through hand and twists blade*
^Someone’s been making unauthorized recordings of my thought processes, I see.
I’ve heard a lot recently that Luke’s training in ESB was a whopping 2 weeks.
Which is a lame concept.
The events that take place in the film don’t indicate it taking place over several months.
“The cave! Remember your failure at the cave!”
“But I’ve learned so much since then!”
IMO, that bit of dialogue hints that something more than two weeks worth of training passed by.
Yes. For all 2.5 seconds.
I don’t think any future SW film will ever be able to surpass TESB. The PT’s taint on the SW Universe has made that forever improbable.
The one and only beef I have with TESB is the ambiguity pertaining to how much time Luke spends training with Yoda on Dagobah/Han, Leia, Chewie, and Threepio spends travelling from Hoth to Bespin without a hyperdrive.
Personally, I just run with the idea that several months to a year passes between the Battle of Hoth and the duel on Cloud City, with relativistic time dilation keeping the crew of the Falcon from starving/getting too rank while in-transit to Hoth, but that could have been made clearer in the actual film.
what the hell did they do the designs of Yoda and Anakin?
I’m going to go out on a limb and say they altered them. 😛
lawl
I’d just like to say this thread is in danger of sucking.
It deserves to be.
So that’s why I haven’t seen him around. I just figured he was one of those posters who signs up, posts prolifically for several weeks, then disappears back into the ether never to been heard from again.
There’s no point arguing with him. He only comes here to piss people off I think. Whenever he goes without posting nobody wonders what happened to him or misses him. Some people just don’t know how to interact online, for all we know he may be perfectly likeable in person. But on here his attitude sucks bantha poodoo.
At least he’s not darth id.
I need to shave off my eyebrows.
Y’know what’s funny? The term “Mary Sue” comes from a character created by a female writer.
Wikipedia “Mary Sue” article said:
The term “Mary Sue” comes from the name of a character created by Paula Smith in 1973 for her parody story “A Trekkie’s Tale”[2]:15 published in her fanzine Menagerie #2.[3] The story starred Lieutenant Mary Sue (“the youngest Lieutenant in the fleet — only fifteen and a half years old”), and satirized unrealistic Star Trek fan fiction.
The whole “Imperial secret/double agent” thing is beyond passe.