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flukeskywalker said:

you’re a bandwagoner,a follower.

And you’re a broken record.

It’s like a black fly in your chardonnay.

I think, therefore I am?

suspiciouscoffee said:

This site feels like a weird sitcom today with fluke’s arrival

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas: The Series?

TV’s Frink said:

ray_afraid said:

Dek Rollins said:

You know what the one thing I hate about the sarlacc scene is? The complete lack of violence.

Yeah. The lightsaber turns into a baseball bat during that scene. I hate that.

There’s EU to support it, however.

You don’t know how correct you are.

Alas, poor Yorick …

I’ll sign the petition. Just let me get my knife so I can cut my finger so I can sign in blood.

Carbonite Ady

Thing, Not Ghandi

e.t.1982

nazilike

Ice Cream Aliens

So, what did I miss in my [insert number here] hours away from the forum?

^I don’t recall Mos Eisley ever being referred to as the MOST wretched hive of scum and villainy.

One more flaw I find in the OT: that they went with this

instead of this

Whereas the latter looks sleek and intimidating – a sexed-up version of the AT-AT, if you will – the former looks like a hydrocephalic chicken with a missing beak.

Dek Rollins said:

You know what the one thing I hate about the sarlacc scene is? The complete lack of gore.

FTFY

I like the thumb’s up, too.

joefavs said:

Maybe fifteen or twenty years down the line I can see them splitting the continuity a la JJ’s Trek films (although please, damn it, no time travel)

If they were ever going to go that route, I think they would have done it already during the Great EU Purge.

It’s interesting to watch VHS through an HDTV. It’s almost like seeing pointillist paintings in motion.

TV’s Frink said:

Sorry, Team Olie is no more.

… than a pair of ill-bred troublemakers.

SilverWook said:

It’s also laughable that they would even try to claim transporters are unique to Trek. Buck Rogers was beaming back in '39. 😉

And didn’t Roddenberry get the idea from the original The Fly?

Lady in the Water (2006) – D

48 Hrs. (1982)

Not enough Annette O’Toole. That is all.

C+

Rush Hour 2 (2001) – C+

The Babadook (2014) – B+

Eraser (1996) – C+

Easy Rider (1969) – A-

Eli’s Lesson (1992)

There’s a good moral to this story, but the direction’s so hamfisted that the entire film ends up feeling like an extra-corny episode of Are You Afraid of the Dark? without any of the creepy imagery or gallows humour. I guess Jack Palance was strapped for cash when he decided to thrown in with this lot.

C-

Bad Boy AKA Dawg (2002) – B

O.K. Garage AKA All Revved Up (1998)

This movie’s pretty bland – the characters are quirky enough, but the pacing is so glacial and the plot so nebulous that it ends up drawing viewer disinterest after awhile. Truth be told, the only real laughs this comedy’ll draw out of you will come after you compare the video cover

with the actual tone of the movie itself.

B-

Fatal Past (1993)

I think this is the most perfectly mediocre movie I have ever watched in my life. Everything about it – the uninspired plot, cypher-like characters, mundane pace, average direction – is just so … so … utterly uncaptivating without being the least bit infuriating. I almost commend the director for attaining such a nirvana of adequacy.

C

^You forgot to add the two empty stars in your KOTCS rating.

TV’s Frink said:

THOSE AREN’T EMOTIONS

They will be … they will be …

Yes, I certainly see them, which is funny considering I can’t see 99% of all other emotions.

Stop drumpfing on Trump, everybody. He’s human and he needs to be loved*.

*Just like everybody else does.

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