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Yes, let’s not.

TV’s Frink said:

Why has no one asked the most important question?

WHO DRINKS HOT DR. PEPPER???

Ask and ye shall receive.

http://drinks.seriouseats.com/2013/01/soda-hot-dr-pepper-warm-soda-tradition-southern-drinks.html

suspiciouscoffee said:

Legends are still in print and able for purchase at any common bookstore, so fans of it have it pretty good. Surely most of them haven’t read all of the hundreds of hundreds of Legends books.

If they had, they wouldn’t constantly ask stupid questions like “Why does Exar Kun have a blue lightsaber?”.

joefavs said:

moviefreakedmind said:

Attack of the Clones was so bad it made Home Alone 3 look like Home Alone 2.

I would willingly watch Attack of the Clones before any Home Alone movie. I despise those movies.

You are on life-support to me.

The Lucas family scares me.

So, I created an account on Netflix Canada today for the first time since I had to give it up back in 2012, and the content available is worse than it was back then. How the hell is that even possible?

HansiG said:

SPOILER FOR THE ENDING OF THIS MOVIE

They get the plans

You bastard, you raped my adulthood!

Lord Haseo said:

Not even the goddamn lightsaber duels were satisfactory…

Word. I hated the AOTC duels even as a snot-nosed kid.

Close ups on red-and-blue faces; how engaging.

eiyosus said:

Um…I just spent the last fifteen minutes following links and digging around some of this stuff. The way some people talk about Star Wars…it’s just Star Wars, you guys. Go read some better books (try some Gene Wolfe out). Almost makes me not want to be a fan. I guess it’s a good eye-opener, as even this site has its more zealous contributors.

Yep, you’re absolutely right.

Some months ago, I decided to call it quits in regards to SW novels; once I finish the Han Solo Trilogy and a few of the post-Hand of Thrawn Zahn books, that’ll be all she wrote; I won’t pick up another SW novel ever again. I have a crap-ton of books sitting on my shelves which I haven’t even taken a peek at yet, and it’s about time I stopped pushing them aside for The Ever-Diminishing Returns of the Expanded Universe.

(I will continue to read the comics from time-to-time, though; those are quick and easy to get through.)

I’m sorry you have to go through that, Bingo. It definitely must be worse for you because you do care for your partner (I stopped feeling anything but revulsion and contempt towards my sister a long time ago.).

doubleKO said:

Is there life on Mars?!

There was until approximately 252 million years ago, when the Universal War between the forces of Yahweh and Azathoth swept through our solar system, exterminating all life on Mars and Venus and causing the Permian-Triassic extinction event on our own world.

サタンは、チーズウィズを食べる。

I think I’m going to have my name legally changed to “Jens Stefansson” one day. I’m no longer worthy of my given name, and my surname is no longer worthy of me.

That’s 'cause he hats kids.

Had I the money, I’d have all the posts I made here recorded into a song. I’d get David Duchovny and Jennifer Hale to recite the lines, accompanied by electric organ music.

It’s not awesome being the only boy in class with pigtails – not unless you like being called a girl, a tomboy, etc. by all the other kids.

Oh, I want to – I most certainly want to.

Unfortunately, I really don’t know if I can. I get $900 a month on disability, but I don’t know if that’s enough to pay for food, rent, and bills. Around these parts, everything seems to cost too damn much (but then again, maybe it only seems that way due to my family situation).

I should’ve watched The Room before I watched AOTR. I definitely think I would’ve appreciated the Wiseau stuff better had I known the context behind them.

Oh, well, I suppose a re-watch is in order (A re-watch of AOTR, that is, not The Room (Though that would be cromulent in its own right.).).

LOL. I saw what you did there.

I often wonder how my life would’ve turned out if my parents hadn’t used me as a tool for their hippie “stick-it-to-the-man” sentiments by sending me to kindergarten decked out like Willie goddamn Nelson.

“Creep” by Radiohead.

Ah, but my sister is the designated driver and also the primary physical labourer. My parents’ bodies are so broken down that they can’t get on without her.

We’re all just a family of parasites feeding off one another.

When my sister doesn’t get her way, she tends to start breaking things.

You anger makes me so anger. Why can you all be nic to one another?

Dear little sister: Perhaps we wouldn’t have thousands of dollars on our credit cards to pay off if you didn’t buy your $40+ of goddamn booze every single day.

Oh, and before you go into one of your tirades of how you “don’t party every day”, you don’t need to party to pour money down the drain, you stupid, self-absorbed twat.