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Tyrphanax said:

How in the world do you come to that conclusion?

She showed up to a studio, they did her hair and makeup and gave her a dress with the intent to reenact a scene from a popular 1950s horror film, not make conspiratorial nod-and-wink to a very obscure, very early draft of a Star Wars script.

That’s like saying that because my hair is dark and Han Solo’s hair is dark that I’m making a Han Solo reference.

I’m going to assume he was just being obliquely humourous.

next dumbass troll sock

Oh, I get it – the snake fights the living water monster from that X-Files episode.

suspiciouscoffee said:

I haven’t been to get comics since FCBD last month. Last comics I read are:

(I guess I should find the next issue to finish that arc.)

I love how John Byrne derides Superman: The Animated Series for killing off Dan Turpin – claiming it was incredibly disrespectful to Jack Kirby, whom Turpin’s likeness was based on – but still defends this degrading piece of garbage storyline.

Tyrphanax said:

New Order was better.

I like Joy Division, but I would rate New Order as “Objectively Better”.

“Objectively Better” would’ve made a great name for a '90s alternative rock band.

I say, old bean, I am quite partial to sampling some posterior and mammaries.

It’s not brain damage I’m interested in so much as an altered perception of reality.

Ah, to hell with it – I’ll just find myself some toads to lick.

Obvious joke, Was … apparently not Obvious.

^This X 1000.

Toy Story 2 is the first sequel to Toy Story.

FACELIFT – ALICE IN CHAINS

TRACK RATINGS:

• “We Die Young” – 9/10
• “Man in the Box” – 9/10
• “Sea of Sorrow” – 8/10
• “Bleed the Freak” – 8/10
• “I Can’t Remember” – 9/10
• “Love, Hate, Love” – 8/10
• “It Ain’t Like That” – 10/10
• “Sunshine” – 7/10
• “Put You Down” – 7/10
• “Confusion” – 10/10
• “I Know Somethin (Bout You)” – 6/10
• “Real Thing” – 6/10

PRETTIES FOR YOU – ALICE COOPER

TRACK RATINGS:

• “Titanic Overture” – 9/10
• “10 Minutes Before the Worm” – 6/10
• “Sing Low, Sweet Cheerio” – 9/10
• “Today Mueller” – 8/10
• “Living” – 7/10
• “Fields of Regret” – 7/10
• “No Longer Umpire” – 7/10
• “Levity Ball” – 8/10
• “B.B. on Mars” – 6/10
• “Reflected” – 5/10
• “Apple Bush” – 6/10
• “Earwings to Eternity” – 5/10
• “Changing Arranging” – 5/10

But Frink is a horrible freak with yellow skin, pronounced overbite, and four fingers on each hand.

Such a thing is planned to exist. 😛

The Ancients of Farscape are what the Ancients of Stargate SG-1 should have been.

A bad trip’s still better than no trip at all.

Unless I end up gouging my own eyes out, of course.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RvCuTVEUpA

I haven’t seen him in much, but what few performances of his I did see I enjoyed.

RIP

ray_afraid said:

DuracellEnergizer said:

I wish I was on acid. That way I could finally write the Great Canadian Screenplay.

Says the guy who almost threw up from a ditch-weed pot brownie…
And projectile vomits after a night of drinking…

1. Neither brought about blessed hallucinations.

2. That was the one and only time I ever puked from drinking, and that was probably due to eating too much too soon afterwards.

I wish we could send trolls under the bridge. Then Anthony Kiedis could drown them all in the scummy, dirty water that flows underneath.

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Dek Rollins said:

It actually makes me kind of sad. The first joke he posted here was funny… now look at what he has become.

Well shit

Don’t ask me why I have a copy of this on my computer.

Come on why does he get to be young and I don’t

I had a dream last night that a ladybug the size of a large beetle – with one spot on its shell – got trapped in a black widow’s web. I was trying to figure out a way to free the ladybug without getting bit by the spider when the dream realigned and started focusing on something else.

HansiG said:

Hm… perhaps I should subtitle that so it’s just one big misunderstanding

Perhaps I should subtitle my foot. That way you will know it’s just one big misunderstanding when it goes in your ass.

jediknightsuzini motherf*cker

Can’t we all just get another trick?

Dek Rollins said:

The 'Burbs (1989) – B

I was quite surprised by how much I liked this film. It’s so dumb, But I found it very funny for the goofy comedy that it is. It’s not to be taken seriously. I really wish they could’ve used the actual track from Once Upon A Time In The West instead of the “almost, but not quite a recognizable tune”; I think it would’ve made that scene a lot better.

Only a B?!?!?!