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DuracellEnergizer

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#982217
Topic
The Dream of the Giant Fractal Woodlouse.
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I meant to mention this dream earlier, but in the tedium of my tedious life, I forgot about it. Luckily, I recalled the dream just now.

Basically, the dream began with me connecting an N64 console to my TV and struggling to get a pristine reception through the screen. Then some weird shit with my house catching fire transpired and the dream realigned. Suddenly I found myself watching a SW equivalent of Reservoir Dogs. Watto had brought all these gangsters together for some nefarious purpose. One of the gangsters was played by Bryan Adams.

Anyway, Bryan did something which pissed Watto off, so Watto had him killed.

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#982128
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Worst of Wookiepedia
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yhwx said:

DuracellEnergizer said:

yhwx said:

DuracellEnergizer said:

CHEWBAKAspelledwrong said:

DuracellEnergizer said:

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Reproduction/Legends

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Pornography

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Prostitute

Not sure what’s worse: the fact these pages exist or the fact you searched for them.

“What does your heart tell you?”

My heart tells me the latter.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACqhW2ThcqI

Of course that’s what someone in your situation would say.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xNa1u-rk8o

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#982046
Topic
Worst of Wookiepedia
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yhwx said:

DuracellEnergizer said:

CHEWBAKAspelledwrong said:

DuracellEnergizer said:

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Reproduction/Legends

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Pornography

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Prostitute

Not sure what’s worse: the fact these pages exist or the fact you searched for them.

“What does your heart tell you?”

My heart tells me the latter.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACqhW2ThcqI

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#981839
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What are you reading?
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I’ve been reading The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring on-and-off for the past couple months, and I’ve finally reached the end of the first half of the novel. I think I’m gonna take a break from it for a while and read two or three other smaller books before returning to it.

Since I’ve bought a whole bunch of Star Trek books over the last year which I haven’t touched yet, I’ll read one of those next. I’ve chosen to go with Star Trek: The New Voyages.

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#981834
Topic
All Things Star Trek
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SilverWook said:

thejediknighthusezni said:

SilverWook said:

New details on Discovery. Set 10 years before TOS!
http://variety.com/2016/tv/news/star-trek-discovery-gay-character-cbs-all-access-1201835052/

When oh when will they feature hot man-on-goat love in Trek? They are supposed to be progressive. Children and suggestable teens need to understand that their parents who DARE to object are PURE EVIL and deserve to SUFFER AND DDDIIIEEEEEEE!!!

Close enough? 😉

Get Arex in on the action and husezni can have a homosexual interspecies threesome to furiously do his taxes to.