Sprecan Englisc.

Neglify said:

DuracellEnergizer said:

darthrush said:

Tobar said:

Looks fucking awful

I don’t think it’s awful, but that rape face is awfully offputting.

That rape face you see right now? That’s called a mirror.

Pfft. ROTJ was never essential.

It was a parody thread the moment you conceived it.

darthrush said:

Tobar said:

Looks fucking awful

I don’t think it’s awful, but that rape face is awfully offputting.

I’ve never had quiche. Michael Ironside loves fucking quiche, though, so I figure if it’s good enough for him, it’s good enough for me.

moviefreakedmind said:

DuracellEnergizer said:

moviefreakedmind said:

suspiciouscoffee said:

Why would anyone have strong opinions about music videos at all? If you don’t like it, stop watching, it’s not like you paid to watch it.

We are talking about a guy who thinks that being 750 lbs. overweight has no correlation with terrible health. His reasoning is clearly faulty.

I was just going to say he must be a character from a Lewis Carroll book, but then I realized he isn’t nearly endearing enough to qualify.

He also can’t read.

His debauchery must be his way of compensating.

moviefreakedmind said:

suspiciouscoffee said:

Why would anyone have strong opinions about music videos at all? If you don’t like it, stop watching, it’s not like you paid to watch it.

We are talking about a guy who thinks that being 750 lbs. overweight has no correlation with terrible health. His reasoning is clearly faulty.

I was just going to say he must be a character from a Lewis Carroll book, but then I realized he isn’t nearly endearing enough to qualify.

Humans … *shakes head*

MalàStrana said:

Frink ! The famous OT member ! I thought you were a myth 😃 [insert squirrel face]

Okay.

I want the destruction of the Sun Crusher Starkiller to have ripped a massive hole in the fabric of spacetime, destablizing the barriers between the infinite universes, causing them all to bleed into one another and wreck cosmic havoc until all the god-like entities of the Marvel Universe step in to set things right.

And yes, a countless number of Death Stars – and at least one mini-Death Star – would factor into the plot.

Fools and their money are soon parted.

If I didn’t have to begrudgingly accept ROTJ as canon, I’d like the franchise a whole lot more.

Bingowings said:

Nintendo has done similarly silly things in the past. But it’s made from materials mined by child slaves, constructed by underpaid serfs in China and sold by minimum wage paid drones so the question you really should be asking is, “What colour is it?”

Blue-yellow.

Well, this made me laugh.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQDmGIkjOUs

TV’s Frink said:

I didn’t know “anime” was a genre of music.

21 THINGS ALANIS MORISSETTE WANT IN A LOVER

Read Ms. Morissette’s wants (not particularly needs) below and see how you qualify as a potential lover.

1. Do you derive joy when someone else succeeds?
2. Do you not play dirty when engaged in competition?
3. Do you have a big intellectual capacity but know that it alone does not equate wisdom?
4. Do you see everything as an illusion?
5. But enjoy it even though you are not of it?
6. Are you both masculine and feminine?
7. Politically aware?
8. And don’t believe in capital punishment?
9. Do you derive joy from diving in and seeing that loving someone can actually feel like freedom?
10. Are you funny?
11. Self-deprecating?
12. Like adventure?
13. And have many formed opinions?
14. Are you uninhibited in bed?
15. More than three times a week?
16. Up for being experimental?
17. Are you athletic?
18. Are you thriving in a job that helps your brother?
19. Are you not addicted?
20. Curious?
21. Communicative?

Here are my answers:

1. Yes.
2. Is this a trick question? I can’t tell if you’re asking if I do or don’t play dirty. If the former, then yes. If the latter, then no.
3. Yes.
4. Yes.
5. No.
6. This begs the question: What is masculine? What is feminine?
7. Fuck no!
8. Those who are genuinely remorseful and repentant deserve mercy. If not, then it’s an eye for an eye.
9. Sure, if the other party ever bothered to reciprocate.
10. I have it on good authority that my sense of humour is an acquired taste.
11. Sure.
12. I would if I ever had any.
13. I suppose.
14. I would be if given the opportunity!
15. Yes! A million times YES!
16. To a point.
17. Alas, not really. I have recently taken up riding on an exercise bike for about an hour everyday again, though.
18. I’m unemployed, unfortunately.
19. To porn, food, and soda pop? Yes, and I hate it.
20. Yes.
21. Not as much as I should be or want to be.

Alright, tallying up my score – giving half-marks for questions 2, 9, 10, 13, 14, and 21 – I get a total of …

12/21

Which Twin Peaks character are you?

I’m Dale Cooper. Oh, yeah.

I still think the worst aspect about the ysalamiri isn’t their ability to take away a Force-user’s powers but the way their ability was described. Were I in Zahn’s shoes, I would’ve said that the ysalamiri scramble the Force instead of literally pushing it away.

Tyrphanax said:

Do it, photography is fun!

Provided you aren’t stuck taking pictures of the same old boring locales day-in, day-out, that is.

I’d rather administer antivirals and call it a day.

And these are the guys running the nuEU.

Fuck that shit! I’d rather drink Pabst Blue Ribbon!

Admiral Motti said:

I can’t believe there are people here who honestly think The Force Awakens was better than Return of the Jedi. ROTJ was the weakest film of the original trilogy, but it’s light years better than TFA.

“By an astonishing coincidence, both films are exactly the same.”

STAR TREK: THE NEW VOYAGES

Knowing this was basically a collection of fan fiction previously published in a fanzine, I didn’t really know what type of stories to expect from this. Luckily for me, none of the stories were godawful; there were a few which would’ve made pretty good episodes.

Here are the stories I found the best:

• “The Face on the Barroom Floor” by Eleanor Arnason & Ruth Berman
• “The Winged Dreamers” by Jennifer Guttridge (The implied homosexual attraction between Kirk & Spock was fan-ficky crap, though, and it took me right out of the story; good thing it was only brought up towards the end.)
• “Mind-Sifter” by Shirley S. Maiewski

ALICE’S ADVENTURES IN WONDERLAND AND THROUGH THE LOOKING GLASS by LEWIS CARROLL

I first tried reading through these stories two years ago, but I found the writing style insufferable at the time and so I put them aside only three chapters into Wonderland. I decided to return to them this past week, and I was astonished at how easy it was to get through them this time 'round. Perhaps being able to read it at my leisure instead of intermittently on a noisy, crowded bus had something to do with it.

Anyway, I liked both tales, though I enjoyed Through the Looking Glass the most. It’s undertones were decidedly creepier than the ones in Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland; I just loved the air of burgeoning madness it lent to the narrative.

Mike isn’t the only one.