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Bingowings said:

Just finished binge watching Stranger Things 70000987 chocolate puddings.

If that translates into a high score, then I agree.

ATMachine said:

I want to see a film adaptation of The Glove of Darth Vader.

But only if it includes the sky house.

As long as the writers recognized how bad the source material is and played up the camp, I see no problem with this.

I’d recommend casting Billy Zane as Trioculus.

Tobar said:

DuracellEnergizer said:

LuckyGungan2001 said:

I really should watch season 2, because season 3 looks pretty awesome.

Just watch the season finale. It’s the only episode worth the effort.

Well that’s a big load of bunk.

Of course it is! I was inebriated at the time!

ZkinandBonez said:

If Luke’s lightsaber didn’t look like a light-baton and Vader’s arms weren’t three sizes too big, I’d absolutely love these two posters.

You’re right. Trump is the one to blame.

LuckyGungan2001 said:

I really should watch season 2, because season 3 looks pretty awesome.

Just watch the season finale. It’s the only episode worth the effort.

There isn’t even one photograph of her and I together. Not one moment of any of our moments together captured for all posterity – not the best ones, not the worst. We may as well have never even met.

I fucked everything up from the moment I met her. I deserve the torments of whatever Hell there is for at least sixteen years; if they purify me to the point where I’m worthy of being in her presence again, it would be worth it just to be able to see and speak to her again.

Time to hit the reset button and bring the universe back to January 2001. That way I can stop 9-11, the degradation of my own personal life, the utter ruination of the mainstream music industry, and all the other calamities which will plague the 21st century before they can ever happen.

…

Goddammit. Didn’t work. This world fucking sucks.

Gerry Rafferty said:

Another year and then you’ll be happy
Just one more year and then you’ll be happy
But you’re cryin’, you’re cryin’ now

Screw you, Rafferty. That “one more year” has come and gone eleven times, and I’m still miserable and getting miserabler.

I have a feeling that it’ll be some decades before ender reaches 50,000 posts.

Jeebus said:

I have no doubt that the premier and finale will be great, but I’ve got a feeling that the in between will be entirely filler.

Network television in a nutshell.

Cobra Kai said:

ZkinandBonez said:

And I don’t even know what to say about this commercial other than that it’s Japanese and most likely not authorized by Lucasfilm;

Japanese Tuna TV commercial from 1978

Star Wars Tuna? I’d eat it!

You know you’d be eating more dolphin than tuna, right? 😉

Tyrphanax said:

Who’s hyped for some sweet Thrawn/Maul/who knows what action? I know I am!

Heh, heh, heh …

I would’ve preferred a trinary sunset, myself.

darthrush said:

Brett Sheridans -100 to 0 rating system is a personal favorite of mine.

Mine too – as long as I remember to watch whatever movie I’m watching backward. Otherwise I just get confused.

Yeah, Star Trek V is one of the best Trek movies poorly made.

It is when they do it all the time, leaving it up to you to clean the burrs out, leaving you covered in itchy bumps.

If the cats continue getting burrs caught in their tails, I’m gonna take a cleaver and hack their tails right off.

Wha-huh?

a normal sex

DominicCobb said:

If you’re comparing Star Wars to other sci-fi films you’re making a big mistake (because it’s not sci-fi).

Yes it is.

So SW on TV will suck for some years to come.

suspiciouscoffee said:

Star Wars already voted to leave the EU. I call it SWexit.

Reads too much like “sex-it” with a lisp.

This is a thought I’ve had in the back of my mind for some years now, but only now did it really come to the fore.

The big thing that distinguishes the Yuuzhan Vong (aside from their poorly-explained absence in the Force and organic technology) is their whole schtick as a race of devout masochists. Yet this aspect of their culture has never really been conveyed through any of the visual depictions of them.

Look at the image above. Do they really appear like they ritually disfigure themselves? Sure, they got tattoos, but that’s nothin’. They just look like stereotypically ugly humanoid aliens.

The Yuuzhan Vong really should’ve looked closer to this:

O! Ou i e u!