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#1012656
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The Thread Where You Wax Rhapsodic about Your Book Collection
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ADDED

  • The Amazing Spider-Man, Vol. 1, #277 (by Tom DeFalco & Charles Vess)
  • Superman: Speeding Bullets (by J. M. DeMatteis)
  • The Spectacular Spider-Man, Vol. 2, #230 (by Todd DeZago)
  • Superman, Vol. 2, #93 (by Dan Jurgens)
  • The Best of H. P. Lovecraft: Bloodcurdling Tales of Horror and the Macabre (by H. P. Lovecraft)
  • The Amazing Spider-Man, Vol. 1, #384 (by David Michelinie)
  • Spider-Man Unlimited, Vol. 1, #11 (by Fabian Nicieza & Adam Santangelo)
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#1012354
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The Random EU Thoughts Thread
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Stupidity and the EU (old or nu) have become so synonymous to me that I barely twitch a muscle at any of the inane crap they decide to canonize anymore.

For example, this

Kyber crystals were inherently attuned to the light side of the Force, and would attempt to resist any effort by dark side practitioners to utilize them in lightsabers. To this end, the only way a Sith, or other darksider could make use of a kyber crystal was to use the Force to dominate the crystal, bending it to their will. This process would cause the crystal to “bleed”, as if it were a living organism, resulting in the distinctive crimson-bladed lightsabers synonymous with the Sith.

would’ve once made me react in this fashion:

But now, the angriest I’ll get is this:

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#1012260
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The Dream of the Giant Fractal Woodlouse.
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Here’s a better, quirkier dream than the one recounted last time.

I was travelling on the bus, drinking a Diet Cherry Coke, and who should happen to be on the bus but Alanis Morissette herself. She, too, was drinking a Diet Cherry Coke and having a conversation with another musical icon (I don’t recall who, but I wanna say Debbie Gibson).

Anyway, after finishing my Coke, I decided I wanted some more, so I conspired to steal Alanis’. I quickly discarded that plan, though. Instead, I decided I wanted to impress her with my musical talent and began singing this song aloud. One or two other people on the bus joined in, but Alanis still failed to take notice.

The dream then took a change for the weird, and for some reason some government official appeared on the bus and charged the bus driver 25.11 for something on my behalf (that’s not 25 dollars and 11 cents; that’s 25.11 cents). The bus driver said neither he nor the bus company would be paying for it, that I would have to pay it, 'cause they didn’t have the funding to cover it. The official said they did, the bus driver stressed that they didn’t, and they continuing arguing from there.

Then a cute woman in her twenties with frizzy blond hair and a red backpack appeared on the bus. Then suddenly she and I were transported off the bus into the middle of these overgrown woods. There was this large dark blue sheet stretched out in the middle of the woods, with the shadowy side leading into some realm of supernatural darkness. The dream trailed off there.

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#1011965
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Rogue One * <em>Spoilers</em> * Thread
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dahmage said:

ZkinandBonez said:

ray_afraid said:

ZkinandBonez said:

ray_afraid said:

ZkinandBonez said:

It firing on Scarif would be pretty weird. But then again that’s the sort of crazy thing that the Empire might do.

I thought when they destroy Alderaan in SW that it was the first time the superlaser was used.

Well, the RO trailer does show the DS firing on Jedha. However the super laser is most likely not fully operational at this point, hence it doesn’t blow up the entire planet and instead just causes a lot of destruction. I guess they did this in RO so that the DS can still be a big threat to the main characters without undermining ANH. Alderaan was simply the first test of the “fully operational” DS and its planet destroying capabilities. In RO it seem to only be capable of blowing up a city-sized area.

Ugh…

Why “ugh”? Like SilverWook said, it makes sense for them to test the unfinished laser. Also since the plot of RO seem to revolve around Kyber crystals from Jedha and Galen’s expertise on them, it makes sense that they would have a weaker laser during this film.

Also ANH characters constantly bragging about the “fully armed and operatinal” DS does mean that it should be unfinished in RO. It’d be silly if it just hovered over some planet all the time doing nothing.

this has mostly been my take as well. that shot from the trailer almost certainly is the death star in some low power mode / not working mode. and if it isn’t the death star, i would be slightly annoyed that there is some other amazing weapon we never heard of…

Expeditionary Battle Planetoid?

Death Star prototype?

Nocturnô?

Unidentified test unit Death Star?