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suspiciouscoffee said:

Perks of growing up in a conservative Christian household in the '00s include finding these years later:

EDIT: one of the discs is missing. ¯\ _(ツ)_/¯

Please tell me one of his adventures involves him travelling back in time to 4004 BC to prove that young Earth creationism is the actual, literal, laugh-out-loud truth and that all old Earth creationists and theistic evolutionists are closet atheists damned to eternal torment in a sulfurous Hell.

I used to like Kelley Jones’ art, his lacking ability to draw characters consistently from one panel to the next notwithstanding. Then at some point in the 2000s he just got lazy and started drawing every character that wasn’t Batman or a ghoulish monster as vaguely humanoid blobs.

I remember the first DVD I bought; it was the extended edition of Stargate.

In hindsight, I should’ve bought the GOUT version of SW instead. That way not only could I have a crappy LaserDisc transfer of the film instead of a decaying VHS copy that looks a thousand times worse, I could’ve later bought the Stargate BD that comes with both versions of the movie.

*tries to remember when own DVD collection was that small*

*fails*

Spuffure said:

TV’s Frink said:

Spuffure said:

Lord Haseo said:

You can use the middle of my asscrack for your Joker model.

…

Is that a representation of what I think it is?

Me am shocked

WBWHS

^Proof positive Frink’s stance on YouTube comment sections is the correct stance.

“BOOOOOOOYCOTT!”

I really enjoyed 10 Things I Hate About You as a teenager. I’ve been meaning to see it again just to know how it holds up to memory.

imperialscum said:

I am usually not drunk, but when I am, I am as awesome as when I am sober.

is what he typed, never once letting on the truth: that at that very moment he was also furiously doing his taxes to hentai anime, weeping with shame with each stroke of the pen.

Spuffure said:

DuracellEnergizer said:

Use this Joker:

And while you’re at it, this Batman:

I need a proper answer. You’re goofing around.

I think Spuffy has an aversion to using other threads.

Use this Joker:

And while you’re at it, this Batman:

This is a first for me: a Star Trek dream.

Judging by the uniforms and state of technology, I’d say it took place in the timeframe of TMP. I wanna say it took place sometime after TMP – McCoy was an established member of the crew, and it felt like the V’Ger incident was recent history – but only now was Spock returning to the Enterprise after leaving his Kohlinahr studies on Vulcan. Also, Kirk had a girlfriend, a lady who was totally into purple; her clothes, her makeup, and even her hair (and hairpieces) were purple.

Here’s the most memorable part of the dream. It was Halloween and most everybody on the ship was wearing a costume. McCoy, dressed as a 1920s moonshiner, had brewed his own hooch in a radiator to celebrate the occasion. When he and Kirk went to sample it, though, they both spit it out violently due to the horrid taste. Kirk then suggested they enjoy a snifter of brandy instead. Filling his brandy glass, Kirk started pouring the glass of botched booze down the sink when Spock wondered it. When Spock asked him why he was starting on the brandy without finishing the moonshine, McCoy told him it was an Earth tradition. Spock took his word for it.

It’s chalk-white and covered in green hair? Colour me unsurprised.

Jetrell Fo said:

Azrael isn’t actually Batman, is he? I don’t know the story line, that is why I’m asking.

He was Bruce’s replacement for a while* after Bane broke the Bat’s back, so I’m counting him.

*A while which felt like an interminable eternity to a certain six-to-seven-year-old kid who wanted to read stories about the Batman who appeared on TV.

Thanks to y’all for reminding me why I have completely sworn off the DC Extended Universe – not that I needed reminding – but thanks all the same.

Best:

As for worst, it’s a tie between these two:

ALLOL!

This thread was completely necessary. There isn’t a single other thread extant which already covers tomfoolery such as this.

Jetrell Fo said:

Least favorite is the Arkham Asylum Joker.

*Spuffure’s head asplodes*

I can’t decide what I like more about the IMDb forums: all the “this needs a remake” threads about movies made prior to the 21st century; all the “worst movie ever made” threads about movies which aren’t even half-bad; or all the nasty posts attacking the weight/looks of certain actresses.

I think TFA is as good as ROTJ; that is to say I believe it has good production values and some nice character moments, but still find it woefully derivative of the original film, making it a very unsatisfying, largely mediocre experience for me.

If convergent evolution conspired to create humans, ducks, and monitor lizards in the SW Galaxy, why not camels?

I like 'em and hope they aren’t replaced with CG critters.

My latest additions:

• Are You Afraid of the Dark? (Season 2)
• Babylon 5 (Season 2)
• Holes (2003)
• Poltergeist (1982)