DuracellEnergizer

This is one amazingly bad book cover:

Loneliness and horniness, for starters. . . .

Some Jar Jar Binks Shit

What, hasn’t everyone sampled donkey meat at some point in their lives?

I wish your dream was my reality.

I need to re-read the ROTJ novelization. It’s been ages since I read it in full. I recall passages which make many of the film’s stupider aspects make sense.

Warbler said:

SilverWook said:

Isn’t there some overhyped sporting event you guys could be watching right now? 😉

It’s halftime and I am not a Lady Gaga fan.

That creature hasn’t been purged with fire yet?

This thread makes me feel like sighing. I wanna sigh the night away.

^Good framework to have. I’m starting to adopt it myself.

Actually, I do like the original film. 😛

Back in 2005/2006, I remember catching parts of an old serial on TV. It was from the '30s/'40s, and it involved some mad scientist/lost civilization operating out of an African jungle, using science to turn ordinary tribal villagers into these hulking, simple-minded brutes. I recall that the brutes were all played by the same black actor, and at least one of the chapters featured a group of old black men who had been transformed into old white men.

Novels and TV shows aren’t movies. 😛

Kraft Dinner tastes like ass. How the hell this stuff became popular, I’ll never know.

TV’s Frink said:

Very true. No one should care how much you love that awful movie.

+googolplex

SW & TESB are the only films I wholeheartedly accept as canon. While I also accept ROTJ as canon, I do so only begrudgingly, and only because the post-ROTJ EU stories I consider canon reference the events and revelations of the film too much to make ignoring it sensible.

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I guess I also consider The Holiday Special quasi-canonical. It’s just too batshit insane for me to discount it.

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I haven’t yet seen Rogue One, just so y’all know.

I wish I was still capable of enjoying '60s Batman. I loved that show as a kid, but now it just annoys and bores me.

^This.

MathUser said:

If only there were some way to bring back Han.

There is.

But sometimes dead is better.

RicOlie_2 said:

It’s gonna be a good year.

But … but … I hate it already.

Neglify said:

TV’s Frink said:

Rugs, thanked

Because they really tie the room together.

Obviously you’re not a golfer.

Yeah, well, that’s just, like, your opinion, man.

Works for me.

Neglify said:

Hey hey hey hey, smoke weed erry day.

Krusty, is that you?