Had a series of strange/disturbing dreams before I woke up this morning. Unfortunately, I’ve forgotten all but two fragments.
First fragment: I bought a copy of Nightmare on Elm Street 2 on-line. When the DVD arrived, I found that it was a Region 2 DVD, making it unplayable for me. For some reason, a bunch of region-free Blu-rays had been packaged along with it; they were all crappy knockoffs of classic animated Disney films.
Second fragment: I lead or at least participated in some kind of insurrection that took place in a college during winter. Then I found myself outside the college waiting for the bus in the snow. I was then hit by a car or some other vehicle; I received no major injuries, though I was knocked senseless and ended up missing the bus.
Some guy driving a red car offered me a ride. Since he looked like a cross between Ernie Coombs and Hans Moleman, I figured I’d accept it. Once we got close to my neighbourhood, though, he propositioned me for sex. That’s when I pretended to whip out a knife and held its imaginary blade up to his throat, threatening to cut him good if he didn’t let me out and drive away toot sweet. That he did. Oh, and it wasn’t winter anymore.
As I proceeded to walk the rest of the way home, that red car reappeared. Ernie Moleman was no longer behind the wheel, though; there were three unfamiliar men in there now, one of them wearing a white hood over his head; he had a bloody hole smack-dab in the centre of his forehead.
As there was little cover to be had, I cut across someone’s backyard and ducked down behind a short length of fence, where I could see them but they couldn’t see me. Oh, but they weren’t human, after all, and they didn’t need sight to find me; emerging from their car, they strode right up to where I was hiding. That’s when I took up a length of hard, heavy wood and began beating at them with it. Of course, they were supernatural, and as such they had greater endurance to pain and injury than I did; I’d hit them, and at best it would slow them down for a couple seconds. Taking up their own lengths of wood, they in turn began hitting me with them; I wasn’t as tough as they were.
Right before I woke up, I picked up a trowel. Attacking one of the men – a portly, balding fellow – I stabbed him right in the forehead with the implement. Twisting the blade around inside his brain, I managed to pop his eyes out, leaving them bulging from their sockets. I didn’t kill or incapacitate him, though; he was still as able to fight me as before.