DuracellEnergizer

Ahhhh, ohhhh, uhhhh.

That’s not true! That’s impossible!

CHEWBAKAspelledwrong said:

FTFY

Funny, but not ha-ha funny.

It’s heavy metal performed under torrential downpours. That’s why it’s so obscure; most raincore musicians end up electrocuted before they ever record an album.

I’d rather see the entire SW franchise – OOT included – cease to exist than even one ancient artifact destroyed by Islamic extremists.

Now go screw yourself, frevious.

Lord Haseo said:

Lord Kaan:

I hate this mothafucka. His “solution” to the Sith’s faults being equality among the Sith is beyond asinine. There is no equality among Dark Siders as domination is integral to the nature of the Dark Side and powerful beings who solely wield it have aspirations that always fixate on domination. Kaan essentially made them like the Jedi. Also him abandoning the Darth title for the sake of not causing friction is about as bitch made as it gets. In addition to that a pre prime Darth Bane made him look utterly pathetic on multiple occasions in front of the Brotherhood and he didn’t to a damn thing. Pathetic.

Ryan McAvoy said:

This isn’t the “Best characters” thread.

This thread subsumes and supersedes all Batman (and Batman-related) threads that exist, have existed, or ever could have existed on this forum.

DuracellEnergizer said:

You already created that thread, BTW.

If only she had had lines and been voiced by Zelda Rubinstein. . . .

I never watch older TV shows on TV anymore for just this very reason.

generalfrevious said:

DuracellEnergizer said:

Yeah, no. Frevious has burned one too many bridges with his asinine nonsense over the years for that to ever happen.

It’s all my fault.

WYSHS

Something with a musical number like this one, where Leia cavorts around in her metal bikini while Bib Fortuna extols her many attributes and skills.

• Crash Test Dummies: The Ghosts That Haunt Me
• Def Leppard: Pyromania
• Garbage: Garbage
• The Smashing Pumpkins: Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness
• Stone Temple Pilots: Core

“Greased Lightnin’”

Several days ago I had a dream that Axl Rose – wearing a tuxedo, holding a dirty needle – was sitting up in a cherry tree in my background. After leaping out of the tree, he proceeded to rant and rave to everyone in earshot, violently waving the dirty needle around in the air.

I ended up beating him to death with a baseball bat.

Yeah, no. Frevious has burned one too many bridges with his asinine nonsense over the years for that to ever happen.

rodneyfaile said:

generalfrevious said:

Disco_Lobot said:

You know - if they could just take out the Greedo shooting thing, the Jabba Scene in ANH and the Vader Nooo I could probably live with the rest.

Although I really, really would like to get rid of Jedi Rocks also

The OT are not just mere films; they have become far more than that in just a mere four hours of content. So for Lucas to change even ONE thing is the worst act of cultural barbarism in film history. The OT should be kept pure, EXACTLY as it was on the day each film was released. There should be no SE whatsoever; but George’s decision to make it the ONLY version you can watch, why that’s beyond unforgivable. For Disney to continue this shameful reign of terror makes them even guiltier of perpetuating one of the worst cultural erasures of the last 25 years. They are lost films now, I can’t accept a world where the original versions can’t legally exist.

Excellent comment!

That’s one reply I never expected to see follow a frevious post.

lovelikewinter said:

I don’t get why people like Mace Windu- he’s the biggest dick in the Jedi Order and that’s saying something.

He’s everything wrong with the PT Jedi encapsulated in one person – dogmatic, legalistic, apathetic, and hypocritical. I love to hate him.

lovelikewinter said:

DuracellEnergizer said:

Perhaps “emasculated” is a better descriptor.

You mean you want Luke to have a kid to get rid of that whole “Jedi can’t marry and have families” stuff that Lucas came up with for the Prequels?

That and I just want him to have a ladyfriend and some kids.

Perhaps “emasculated” is a better descriptor.

CHEWBAKAspelledwrong said:

Wrong thread

Also, take Mala somewhere else.

WYSHS

SilverWook said:

DuracellEnergizer said:

I could list their names, but they’re not worth the effort. Suffice to say, the One Sith can kiss my two buns.

Can you at least get the phone number of the one with the lit saber? 😉

849-1138. 😉

ADDED

• Simpsons Comics #237 (by Ian Boothby)
• Hellboy: The Bride of Hell and Others (by Mike Mignola)
• The Bell Jar (by Sylvia Plath)
• Star Wars: The Jabba Tape (by John Wagner)
• Bart Simpson’s Treehouse of Horror: Heebie-Jeebie Hullabaloo (by various)

WEEDED

• The Martian Chronicles (by Ray Bradbury)
• Poltergeist (by James Kahn)
• Doctor Sleep (by Stephen King)
• Star Wars: Allegiance (by Timothy Zahn)

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