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Tantive3+1 said:

General Grievous shouldn’t be.

FTFY

The dark side of the Force truly is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.

Dek Rollins said:

Evil Dead trilogy. I own three copies of each one.

An unholy trinity in triplicate. Sometimes I think you want to succeed.

I’m considering condensing the Ultimate Star Wars Saga down to a 9-in-1 rewrite told from the POV of Anakin, Luke, and Nellith. This’ll allow me to produce a full script while saving me years of interminable writing/rewriting.

ray_afraid said:

I really hate that companies can screw around with your digital purchases without a word being said. Once something is purchased, it should be yours.

Welcome to Bizarro World, where all your base are belong to them.

But what holds his glasses up?

I think Star Wars fans in general need to grow up.

ZING

Chewielewis said:

Then a bunch of shit was done to make them more 3D friendly, nose reduction ect.

Watto exempted, of course.

ray_afraid said:

Who do you think is speaking in this image?

Is Cookie Monster yelling at Bert?
Or, is Cookie Monster gobsmacked by Bert’s sudden assertion?

Yes.

I’ve long been partial to “A Wind to Shake the Stars”.

Cronenberg & Lynch are both too good for Star Wars.

RogueLeader said:

Add oozing sores and I’m sold.

NeverarGreat said:

What could be more legitimate than the perversion of art?

WIR

Stargate. Own the theatrical version of VHS, though I never watch it anymore, and the director’s cut on DVD.

I chalk it up to hyperbole.

Anakin Starkiller said:

The great thing about Doctor Who is you never need to reboot it. If you have a different vision for it you just layer it on top of what’s already there.

What if my different vision includes making the Doctor a human being from the future? Or making the Time Lords starfish aliens who assume the forms of different species when travelling incognito?

"And now, folks, it’s time for ‘Who do you trust!’ Hubba, hubba, hubba! Money, money, money! Who do you trust? Me? I’m giving away free money. And where is the Batman?"

"He’s at home, washing his tights!"

DuracellEnergizer said:

I can go quite a long time without a drunk

"Where in hell are you from, anyway, Private?"

"Sir, Texas, sir!"

"Holy dog shit! Texas‽ Only steers and q****s come from Texas, Private Cowboy! And you don’t much look like a steer to me, so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck dicks?"

"Sir, no, sir!"

"Are you a peter-p****r‽"

"Sir, no, sir!"

"I’ll bet you’re the kinda guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around! I’ll be watching you!"

I wonder if anyone’s realized Rey has the same backstory as Ken from the Jedi Prince series.

Let the existential horror of that knowledge sink in.

V.I.N.Cent said:

Sorry - who is Lord Momin and what is he from?

https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Momin

I only know him from the Lando miniseries, but he’s one of the more interesting Sith Lords to come from the EU, old or new.

Alfred Hitchcock said:

The silent pictures were the purest form of cinema; the only thing they lacked was the sound of people talking and the noises. But this slight imperfection did not warrant the major changes that sound brought in… In many of the films now being made, there is very little cinema: they are mostly what I call ‘photographs of people talking.’ When we tell a story in cinema, we should resort to dialogue only when it’s impossible to do otherwise.

I’m a visual/visceral artist. I enjoy crafting worlds and conveying my ideas through imagery and sound cues; I don’t enjoy writing dialogue. Much of my writing process is spent ruminating on dialogue, and it keeps me in doldrums. Some screenwriters are Tarantinos, and God bless 'em, but others are Murnaus. I’m a Murnau. Time has come for me to internalize that.

Talkies are so 1927, anyway.

^A lot of “film purist” SW art tends to disinterest me, but that’s pretty damn stellar.

NeverarGreat said:

a scale of Duracell to Yotsuya

I like that dichotomy. Very Taoist.