DuracellEnergizer

^The bitch is back.

The umpire will show you the true nature of the forks. He is your masseuse now.

I had a dream that basically served as an alternate second season to Stranger Things. Eleven had returned, but the events of the first season finale had left her so traumatized that she mentally regressed to the state of a toddler; she no longer knew how to use her powers and she was forced to wear a diaper all the time. I became her guardian and had to protect her from a nigh-unkillable demoniac who was hunting her; the fucker was so strong that all the damage I dealt to his body only slowed him down. And to make my job all the harder, he had the power of mesmerism; he could enslave others to his will with a glance.

There were other details to the dream, but they’ve slipped my mind.

Anakin Starkiller said:

How do you feel about the saga continuing after RotJ?

Numb.

I never know what to say in these situations – I don’t want to come off sounding condescending or insincere – but know I feel for you, man.

Have you ever made a pancake that looked like Mark Twain’s head in profile? I have.

“Grampa, I need some advice. Did you ever have a crush on an older woman?”

“I had a crush on the oldest woman! 120 years old she was. Here’s a picture of her delivering Eubie Blake.”

“What happened?”

“She fell in with that Guinness Book of Records crowd. Suddenly she didn’t have any time for me.”

“Oh, I wore a fifteen pound beard of bees for that woman, but it just wasn’t enough.”

Breed a porg with a tribble and you will get the Ultimate Abomination™.

SilverWook said:

They’re both agents of Azathoth in my book.

chyron8472 said:

In Trek Prime, the Traveller warped the Enterprise D to the Kalium Galaxy

So the Prime Universe is one and same as the Stargate movie universe?

I don’t know how to feel about that.

I’m almost certain Chewie’s eyes are CG.

Ah. So my lovers are real, but invisible.

^Deviated prevert confirmed.

Too late. This prevert has spoken.

[JEDIT]

Frink beat me to the announcement of too lateness.

Something only a deviated prevert could appreciate.

flametitan said:

I see Rey and Snoke in the same shot.

Will Snorey be a thing now?

Perhaps I should bump the Holy **** thread and gather people’s opinions.

Indifference would’ve infused me yet again, but Luke’s presence prevented that.

The Invisible Thread: the one place where anyone gives a fuck about neglify.

dahmage said:

yhwx indexes this thread http://originaltrilogy.com/topic/Now-with-100-more-Inception-spoilers-was-xhonzis-Guide-to-Not-Being-Ignored-by-xhonzi-or-to-get-your-groove-back/id/12396

The prophecy has been fulfilled.

suspiciouscoffee said:

I predict that tonight’s new trailer for The Last Jedi will be generally well recieved

That’s all well and good, but how will it be received?

NeverarGreat said:

C-3PO, that classy trendsetter, got everyone in the galaxy to use red.

If only Rey had traded in that passe blue saber.

Most of their post-2.0 material is pretty unmemorable.

yhwx said:

There has to be a reason that psychology associations warn against their members discussing the mental health of public figures.

“They’re pansies. All of them.”

Half Fo

I predict that will be the worst typo I make in recent history.