DuracellEnergizer

As much as you can make a ripoff of Star Wars shine, anyway.

Just do what I do and fake it.

I don’t believe I’ve had Skittles since the '90s. I recall loathing their sickly sweetness.

Probably Dune.

Those must’ve been the most harrowing eleven minutes of Trump’s life.

dahmage said:

Mesa hungry

You’re not wrong, though. I’ve been too much of a curmudgeon when it comes to ROTJ lately; I’m starting to sound as bad as Impscum or Alderaan when they bitch about Disney.

I’ve been too mired in Star Wars lately – too much time spent ruminating on personal canon, too much re-writing. I need to just unplug myself from all that fanboy garbage and get away from SW until I’m able to evaluate the series as-is from a more objective POV.

I’m sick to death of myself lately. Maybe it’s the time of year. I wish it were spring.

I’m honestly surprised yhwx never took a shot at creating this thread himself ages ago.

Fuck everything. Myself especially.

ray_afraid said:

DuracellEnergizer said:

Get with the groove, man.

Says the guy who just realized that Star Wars (a fun adventure series for all ages) isn’t some deep-thinking art film

You’re confusing disenchantment with realization.

and is disappointed to realize that the Goosebumps books (written to give children the slight heebee-jeebee’s) don’t give a grown man nightmares.

LOL. The only disappointment I have with those dumb books is that the original cover artwork’s never been collected in a giant-size art book.

dahmage said:

This is s the new sooner thread that I look like

dahmage said:

Sober

Lair.

Pfft. Humans.

No one who’d actually watched Twin Peaks would ever say that.

The fourth season of Twin Peaks and the third season of Stranger Things should be one and the same.

Canned spaghetti is vomitrocious.

Old houyhnhnms take their final vacation at the dog food factories.

It’s snowing for the first time this season, and it’s coming down hard.

I hate November.

I stole mine from a 96-year-old widow with a bad hip and severe myopia.

I wonder how many grenades can fix in Loch Nass’ mouth.

You’re so square. Get with the groove, man.

I never bothered with that one. I’d learned my lesson by X2.

I kinda wish the characters from R1 were the characters from TFA. The series could use some disjointed surrealism like that.

DominicCobb said:

TV’s Frink said:

Oh was he? Sorry I didn’t know that, that is terrible.

I think he’s getting him confused with Kevin Spacey.

Spacey was featured in America’s Weirdest Home Videos. Singer made all those X-Men movies I dislike.

You dare reply to me with a Sio Biblical pic?