DuracellEnergizer

God’s a nudist. Adam & Eve going the fig leaf route’s what pissed Him off in the first place.

Unless mfm and ray are going out of their way to be obnoxiously antitheistic/antireligious – which they aren’t – I see no reasonable cause for the *sighs*.

moviefreakedmind said:

DuracellEnergizer said:

• It (1990) – 6/10

I’ve never understood how anyone can sit through this entire series at once.

Watched it over two days, actually.

The first part is okay, although even that is marred by awful and distracting flashbacks, but the second part is almost unwatchable.

I don’t find it unwatchable, but yeah, it is pretty damn weak in comparison.

If Tim Curry weren’t in this, I don’t think anyone would even remember it.

Nope, not at all. Without him, you’re left with three hours of poor direction and unintentionally funny “scares” and dialogue.

Urge to consume everything rising. . . .

I also miss Windows XP, but that is probably because I never used it.

I feel like being an astronomical body for awhile.

• Bad Moon (1996) – 6/10
• Mickey’s Revue (1932) – 5/10
• The Raven (1963) – 7/10
• Pan’s Labyrinth (2006) – 9/10
• The Devil’s Backbone (2001) – 8/10
• One Million Years BC (1966) – 8/10
• The Church (1989) – 5/10
• Lost Highway (1997) – 9/10
• Mr. Sardonicus (1961) – 8/10
• Mulan (1998) – 7/10

I love Jesus. And Zarathustra. And Siddhartha Gautama. And Muhammad. And Bahá’u’lláh. I even love Aleister Crowley.

I remember this argument. It was silly last year; I don’t believe that condition will improve this year.

I thought about suggesting a “What do you rate on the Kinsey scale?” thread, but I imagine such a thread would go downhill and end up locked pretty damn fast if not handled just right.

Two Enders?

It’s only a bad haircut on anyone who isn’t Leonard Nimoy (or a reasonable facsimile thereof).

I have a burgeoning headache, and my recent forays into the Invisible Thread have done nothing to curb it.

darth_ender said:

ray_afraid said:

C’mon man…

So you’re saying you’re the hip black guy and I’m the nerdy white guy? Dangit! I wanted to be Winston!

Obviously, you’re not a Stranger Things character.

Warbler said:

TV’s Frink said:

Well, none that we saw anyway.

What is that is supposed mean? I also never saw it mentioned, implied, insinuated or whatever else that he had molested any women.

Flippant Frink, was Flippant.

It’s faster, more intense.

On the friendly-cynical scale, y’all fall on “8”.

TM2YC said:

Warbler said:

TM2YC said:

Warbler said:

TM2YC said:

Possessed said:

TM2YC said:

TV’s Frink said:

What if I’m 10 and she’s 38, and my parents are 38?

Technically possible with modern science (and one or more evil scientists).

It takes modern science to be a ten year year old with 38 year old parents?

True. Perhaps modern science can instead help me with my poor eye-sight and/or poor attention-skills that led me to misread what Frink said as “What if I’m 10 and she’s 38, and her parents are 38?”.

That would be impossible. I fail to see how science could make that possible.

Three test-tube babies are born in the same year. One of them is the genetic child of the other two. They’d all hit 38 in the same year.

I didn’t know they could do that.

Evil Scientists can do anything!

Except cure impotence.

A new and improved version of an old classic:

Warbler said:

DuracellEnergizer said:

Warbler said:

Frank your Majesty said:

And what if I am 30 and she is 30, but her parents are 18?

That would be impossible.

Not if she was adopted.

Why would an 18 year old couple adopt a 30 year woman? Not meant, can a couple do that, adopt a 30 year old woman? Is that legal?

I will make it legal.

Warbler said:

Frank your Majesty said:

And what if I am 30 and she is 30, but her parents are 18?

That would be impossible.

Not if she was adopted.

LOL

doubleofive said:

Possessed said:

Would you guys quit it with the British humour

FTFY

QFT

I knew CinemaSins was utter crap when I tried watching their Stargate video.

“You found me beautiful once.”

“Honey, you got real ugly.”